It's not what you think, though.
*smiles enigmatically.*
- Book XLVI: The Worst Plague
The RAFians must weather the worst plague to ever existed -- the Hate Plague.
- Book XLVII: Little Alien Napoleons
The RAFians are caught in the middle of a war between Helmacrons and Fmeks.
The RAFians must deal with the paparazzi who are all of a sudden interested in them.
RAFians tell various RAFian-themed stories across a lunch table.
The RAFians must deal with the result of one of Demos's experiments.
The RAFians must face their greatest desires.
Read the "Mummies Alive" parody in the RAFize songs thread.
- Book LIII: The Pain Reliever
The RAFians must deal with an elderly Vulcan styling himself the "Pain Reliever".
- Book LIV: Beyond the Veils
Aquilai and Aila must confront old foes while the other RAFians must put up with a Czarinian bounty hunter.
Demos meets up with his half-brother, Shenecron, who has a perchant for making deals.
Malice seeks out the Unimind.
- Book LVII: The End of Time
The RAFians must contend with two Kryptonians (who think they're Time Lords) and prevent them from ending time altogether.
The RAFians must capture a Plasmavore and put up with it's rather stupid Judoon jailer.
Estelore, Richard, Parker, and Cloak must survive when the entire city and forum have been reduced to two-year-olds.
- Book LX: The Replacements
The RAFians must contend with the fame-feeding Eidolon Consciousness.
The RAFians must contend with the Arachnoids and finding a cure for one of their own that was poisoned before it's too late.
- Book LXII: Personal Tissues
The RAFians must contend with some one misusing Bibliophaetos's discarded book shell.
- Book LXIII: Memory Today, Gone Tomorrow
The RAFians lose their memory and must find a way to regain it.
- Book LXIV: Appliance Armageddon
A superintelligent computer controls all electronics, and the RAFians must stop it.
- Book LXV: Prodigy and Composite
Some RAFians are merged into two separate entities.
The Universes begin colliding and merging.
The RAFians are confronted by a Super Chucky.
- Book LXVIII: They're Such Cards
The RAFians are sealed into cards, which end up trapped in an ancient leather-bound book, and it's up to three kids to free them. An out-of-continuity book.
- Book LXIX: Dinosaur Island
Everyone, except those that bear a Mark, begin turning saurian.
The RAFians must deal with the son of Cataclysm, Corruptor.
- Book LXXI: Artificial Skins
The RAFians must deal with symbiotes.
- Book LXXII: Separation Anxiety
The RAFians must contend with an ethereal virus.
- Book LXXIII: A Thing About RAFians
The RAFians must contend with Seekers, which home in onto their Marks.
- Book LXXIV: A Planted Idea
The RAFians must contend with a floramaniac.
- Book LXXV: Vacation Photos
The RAFians are sucked into a Polarisoid camera.
- Book LXXVI: A Personal Gremlin
The RAFians must contend with gremlins.
- Book LXXVII: The Rust is Silence
The Rafians must deal with an oxidation ray wielded by a criminal.
- Book LXXVIII: The Toyman Cometh
The RAFians deal with a Toyman-esque character.
Yes, just another excuse to put in more of the (as of writing) nearly 800 parodies.
Cloak battles an ancient being called Garrotik.
- Book LXXXI: Slave Islands and Juggernauts
Three RAFians are taken prisoners by the Knights and sold into the slavery of New Genoshia, while the others deal with a juggernaut.
- Book LXXXII: Shredding a King
The RAFians deal with a demonic Shredder-like ghost called Regiphaetos.
- Book LXXXIII: RAF -- The TV Show
The RAFians are forcibly recruited to Mojo's programs.
The RAFians must contend with a Spirit-Drinker.
- Book LXXXV: The Last Laugh
The RAFians must face Joker Gas.
- Book LXXXVI: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad Villain
The RAFians must contend with mind control cards which are ineffective on them.
- Book LXXXVII: Sight Unseen
Six RAFians are rendered functionally blind, optically-speaking.
- Book LXXXVIII: Don't Let It Snow
The RAFians must face a second Ice Age caused by a Diznee Ice Ifrit.
- Book LXXXIX: The Rachel Toxin
The RAFians must find a cure to a toxin that increases the fearlessness, hostility and aggressiveness induced in people which the Mark cannot protect the RAFians from.
The RAFians face a dangerous virus seeking a host.
- Book XCI: A Youthful Thief
The RAFians face a creature that siphons off the youth in its victims, provided they're younger than him.
- Book XCII: Calendar Creep
The RAFians face the Calendar Creep, a criminal whose crimes are holiday themed.
Faerie fights a witch-boy named Salem (and his magical black cat, Saberhagen) for a magical branding iron in Faerie's possession.
Nothing like a "Subspace Emissary" parody. Sorry.
The RAFians' world is turned into yarn and fabric.
- Book XCVI: RAFian Gladiators
RAFians are kidnapped by Gamesmaster, another rogue Realm Walker, and force to participate in gladiatorial games.
The RAFians must cage thirteen Revenants released from Pandora's Box -- each representing and amplifying a particular feeling (i.e. hatred), while looking for the perfect host.
- Book XCVIII: From the Shadows
The RAFians must save their shadows and the shadows of everyone else from being absorbed (eaten) by the Umbraraptors, but not everything is what it seems.
- Book XCIX: Grimm Prospects
The RAFians discover Malice controlling several "wesen" with control collars akin to April's in
"Catwoman from Channel Six" and get stuck in one-on-one battles to the death with them. One will die.
Everyone's trapped in a temporal loop, but the only ones that realize it are Cloak, Aila, and Aquilai.
The RAFians face a creature native to the planet Gossamer, who's under the control of Malice.
The RAFians must exterminate an epidemic of
Thread.
The RAFians must deal with a siren and her alluring song.
- Book CIV: Resistance is Futile
The RAFians must deal with a hybridization of the Borg and the Hive chips (
Ben 10: Alien Swarm) -- which the Mark cannot protect them from, nor the Unity energy can destroy.
The RAFians must contend with the Titan serum and its effects.
The RAFians must deal with a hungry Stone-Biter and a petrifying venom of a Diznee Stone Ifrit.
- Book CVII: Spritely Pests
The RAFians must deal with irritating sprites, which Faerie has had some rather tenuous experiences with.
- Book CVIII: Destroy All . . . What?
The RAFians must contend with a Furon incursion, and it turns out the Nyacs have knowledge of Furons. . . .
- Book CIX: Going Backwards
A grievious malfunction in Aquilai's TARDIS causes time to reverse its flow and flow backwards.
- Book CX: Death Takes A Holiday
The RAFians must convince Death to take up his role again. A RAFian will die in this book, and it is within the continuity.
- Book CXI: High Price Stakes
Shanker and Gaz must flee and elude Daphne, the vampire hunter.
- Book CXII: A Killer Housing Market
The RAFians must survive and either destroy or escape a killer house.
- Book CXIII: A Silenced World
The RAFians must cope with a world that has become muted and a young sorceress, Melissa Spellman.
The RAFians must save their own from the insideous Bureau of Lost.
- Book CXV: To Tell the Truth
Broken's apprentice, Melissa, accidentally casts a spell forcing everyone to tell the truth.
The RAFians, repulsed and revolted, must contend with Hundred (who eventually becomes
Thousand, then becomes Million, then Billion, and then, finally, Trillion).
- Book CXVII: School of Stepford Lies
The RAFians must save the children from a school that turns them into Stepford students at Terenia's school.
The RAFians must deal with the Salt Man.
- Book CXIX: The Great Race
The RAFians hold a race that Aloth cons himself into. Who will win?
The RAFians must help super intelligent apes -- Caesar the chimp, Brutus the gorilla, and Maestro the orangutan -- reconcil their misanthropy.
- Book CXXI: A Different Kind of Unity
The RAFians must contend with a parasitic "unity".
- Book CXXII: The Great Brain Robery
Someone is stealing brains for an unknown purpose.
- Book CXXIII: The Bounty Hunter
The Knights, in their hypocricy, hire a Tsul'Kalu bounty hunter to collect select RAFians (to taxidermy).
- Book CXXIV: New Controllers
The RAFians confront Zirconians.
- Book CXXV: Creeping Crystal
A wave of crystallizing energy is sweeping the land. . . .
- Book CXXVI: The Element Feeder
The RAFians deal with a creature who feeds on a specific element and matures to a different element each time as it matures. . . .
- Book CXXVII: The Rider and the Walker
The RAFians come up against the Ghost Rider.
- Book CXXVIII: Headhunters
What will happen when RAFians lose their heads? Seriously.
- Book CXXIX: The Color Purple, Man!
The RAFians confront the
Purple Man, who manages to turn the entire government against them . . .
- Book CXXX: The Nemetrix Beetle
The RAFians confront the Black Beetle with Nemetrix properties.
- Book CXXXI: It's Tought to Be A Mod
The members of a primitive forum declare Demos and Blue to be mods. . . .
An energy reaction begins turning RAFians into monstrous creatures in 3XXX. Out-of-continuity book.
- Book CXXXIII: Well, Techadon-ally . . .
The RAFians confront Techadons who assign them qualitive quatilities, and refuse to acknowledge any defeats.
- Book CXXXIV: The Mind's Eye
The RAFians face Spellbinder and his realistic illusions.
- Book CXXXV: Bas-ic Instincts
Bas awakens and attempts to take control of Cloak and other felines.
The RAFians must contend with a very strange golden idol and a greedy sneak-thief.
- Book CXXXVII: War with the Warworlds
The RAFians must defeat two heavily-armed Warworlds.
- Book CXXXVIII: Solar Sucks
The RAFians must save Estelore from a device able to suck out her stellar substance and lifeforce.
The RAFians are attacked by hellhounds that only Demos can see, although Cloak can "see" them via Earthsight.
The RAFians, much to Cloak's chagrin and irritation, get caught up in the middle of Realm Walker politics.
- Book CXLI: Buggy Afternoon
A Bug is after Parker's blood, to "avenge" their brother slain by the SPARTAN.
- Book CXLII: Cloak's Nightmare
Cloak has an exceedingly vivid nightmare of the Great RAFian Purge. . . .
- Book CXLIII: Cloak and the Olympians
Cloak confronts and defies the Olympians.
- Book CXLIV: Down to Earth
The RAFians have gravity-related problems.
- Book CXLV: Hittin' the Dino-Sauce
The RAFians learn the dangers of Dino-Sauce.
Shanker's past comes into light. . . .
- Book CXLVII: She's Back! A Dino Story
Pretty much a shameless parody of "We're Back! A Dinosaur Story".
- Book CXLVIII: A Journey into Her Past
Delving into Noelle's pre-RAFian life and her relationship with Ardnalil-Shicom-Maar.
- Book CXLIX: Mortality and Morality
The RAFians face some rather conceited Leviathons.
- Book CL: Utter Pandemonium
Cloak, Gaz, Saffa, Underseen, and Hunter investigate odd goings-on at a theme park island named "Haunted Island".
- Book CLI: A Reality Rewrite
Cloak, Faerie, Broken, and Broken's protege discover a magical, reality-altering typewriter. Cloak, being a Realm Walker and the other three, being magical, are immune to its rewrites of reality.
- Book CLII: The Coming of Galacticron
The RAFians must save Earth from Galacticron.
- Book CLIII: Theft of Intellectual Property
The RAFians must contend with Brainiac.
- Book CLIV: The Contingency
The RAFians must battle the Talos Project and their living weapon -- Weapon XLIX.
- Book CLV: Muppet, Muppet Man
Parker and Gaz are turned into Muppets. (
)
The RAFians must deal with insectoid creatures who are
parasitoids with humans.
- Book CLVII: As the World Doesn't Turn
The RAFians must stop a group of feline aliens from stopping the world from rotating.
- Book CLVIII: Princess Pearls
A few girls of RAf discover the Princess Pearls.
- Book CLVIX: Attack of the Killer Produce
The RAfians must deal and cope with killer produce.
- Book CLX: Moonscarred Menace
The RAfians investigate mysterious disappearances on Moonscar Island.
- Book CLXI: League of Assassins
The League of Assassins set a number of Assassins after Blue.
The RAFians come up against an evil team modeled after them, attempting to usurp their postions.
- Book CLXIII: Danger Rising
The RAFians' training sim gains sentience.
Gaz and Saffa accidentally have Moodulators attached to them.
- Book CLXV: Bound Together
Some RAFians get molecularly stuck together.
- Book CLXVI: The Legion of RAFians
The 31
st century RAFians are being picked off and controlled by a group calling themselves the Fantastic Fatalities. May be an out-of-continuity book.
- Book CLXVII: Monster Mash
A deranged Yeerk tries to merge its DNA with a
Geonosian Brain Worm to rid itself of its Kadronna dependency.
- Book CLXVIII: Jumping to Conclusions
A xenophobic, reliously-zealous, former government man confuses Cloak with a "Jumper".
An ancient lamp is uncovered, and an ancient warlock seeks it out, while RAF gets caught in the middle.
The RAFians must deal with a quartet of hat-like aliens.
- Book CLXXI: You Are What You Read
The RAFians must deal with a "Captain Marvel"-style vigilante, who turns supervillian.
- Book CLXXII: Wrath of the Colossuses
The RAfians must stop the rising Nazca Colossuses.
- Book CLXXIII: The Year Without RAF
Estelore tells the RAFian version of "The Year Without Santa Claus".
The government begins to kidnap RAFians.
The RAFian database had been hacked and lockdown activated.
Cloak discovers the "Book of Prophecy".
- Book CLXXVII: Swarm of Supermen
RAF is under attack from Kryptonians. Out-of-continuity.
- Book CLXXVIII: Dullsville
An alien tick turns RAF in't a boring, drab place.
- Book CLXXIX: Technovampirism
A malicious Galvanic Mechamorph assimilates technology into himself.
Some RAFians are sent to Hell, and must escape.
Parker and Cloak have a conflict of methodology. Out-of-continuity.
- Book CLXXXII: Caught in the Middle
The RAFians are caught in the middle of the Wager of the Octessence and their Exemplars.
- Book CLXXXIII: A Fractured Mind
The RAFians try to help a mutant boy with multiple personality disorder.
The RAFians must battle the A.R.A.
- Book CLXXXV: Orphanage of the Damned
The RAFians must face a "Granny Goodness" and her brainwashed orphans.
- Book CLXXXVI: Remnant A.E.
The Earth blows up, and the RAFians must survive space. Out-of-continuity.
The RAFians must deal with a strange creature created by black magic.
- Book CLXXXVIII: Hammer Time
The RAFians must deal with sentient hammers who possess those worthy to wield them, forged by Singularity.
- Book CLXXXIX: Shenecron's Pets
The RAFians must battle Shenecron's monstrous pets.
Four RAFians are seperated into the emotional spectrum.
- Book CXCI: An Attention Hog
The RAFian deal with a rogue quantum lichen.
The RAFians must deal with creature created of the DNA of two RAFians and a Heinlin.
The RAFians must battle self-replicating creatures.
RAF, set in 1602.
The RAFians must deal with a creature that reanimates dead bodies as its own.
- *Book CXCVI: Making of a Monster
This book'll deal with Malice's backstory. Chances are RAFian appearances will be relegated to cameos.
Anyway, I did come up with a few more book ideas . . .
- Book CXCVII: The Annihilator
A young sorceress is tricked into releasing a vengeful spirit from a mirror and into the body of a war machine.
- Book CXCVIII: Heart-Numbing
Fragments of the Mirror of Khione pierces the eye and heart of a RAFian.
An alien invasion scout comes to earth, eventually looking for a Terran-made device called the VSSL.
- *Book CC: Conscience Corral
Someone's capturing the "angelic" side of all consciences . . . leading to abject chaos and darker impulses uninhibited.
Remember, all titles are subject to be changed.
