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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #240 on: April 06, 2012, 10:16:21 AM »
Now, now, Blaze!  You don't honestly think that that would be enough to finish her off? ;)  That would make this a very short book, otherwise.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #241 on: April 06, 2012, 10:41:25 AM »
Of course notr! It's only on the rare occasion when my ancedotes slip through the fourth wall.
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« Reply #242 on: April 06, 2012, 02:51:56 PM »
That was great! Loved it.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #243 on: April 09, 2012, 07:21:11 AM »
Thanks, Gazzy.

CHAPTER TWO:
The Greatest Divide

Malice appeared a few miles north of RAF, having survived the cave-in.  She had to dig herself and her loot out of the cave, and she managed it with all the dignity and decorum that she could muster.

She set a smooth, egg-shaped, puke green stone the size of an overlarge coconut down, but it hovered a few inches above the marking she made below it.  She smiled sinisterly.  Then she whispered one word to the stone, in breathless tones.

"Activate."

Suddenly, there was a brilliant green flash as the stone took on a near-transparency.  The shockwave rushed around in all directions.

***

Meanwhile, back at RAF, Parker was using his Spider Ride Armor to change a light bulb.  Blaze was testing out all the forms his new weapon could take.  Although he seemed disappointed that it couldn't turn into an eighteen-wheeler.  Dameg and Esplin were agruing, like a married couple.  Ash and Broken were having a bit of a picnic.  Estelore had left to explore more of the Virgo costellation.

Cloak and Shadow were training in the elements.  Shadow sent an orb of air toward her uncle, which he deftly deflected.  He sent a wave stones along the ground, in a fissure*, toward her.  Shadow simply jumped atop the wave, and rode it, giggling like a maniac.

"Shadow!  Get serious about this!!" Cloak scolded.

"Sorry, Uncle."

Then she fired a ball of fire that burst into many upon contact with Cloak's earth wall.  It was the Burst Shot technique, and it was actually skillfully performed.  Cloak's smile told Shadow this, and she smiled back.

But then she had to stand back when two seconds later, Cloak performed a fiery Shoryuken-like uppercut.  She had JUST dodged it.

"Shadow, don't forget: never let your guard down in battle.  Never.  Not even for a moment."

Shadow took her opportunity during this lecture to wrap Cloak's leg with wooden vines.  Cloak was impressed, she caught him with his attention diverted.  She was always a smart little girl, after all.  Although, sometimes, too smart for her own good.

Cloak fired an Hadouken-like fireball, and Shadow was "knocked-out".

"Aw, man!" she complained.

"Do not be saddened by this, Shadow," Cloak said, "you've come a long way.  Your skills have improved a great deal."

"Yeah, I guess --"

Suddenly, a green flash passed over them.  Cloak was gone.

"Uncle!" Shadow cried.  "Uncle!  Where are you?!"

It was then that Shadow realized that Cloak wasn't the only one that had gone.  Blaze was missing too.  So was Parker.  And Esplin.  And every other RAFguy.

They, every single RAFguy, were all gone.

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*To clarify, like the Ground-Group Pokemon in Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2012, 10:19:03 AM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #244 on: April 09, 2012, 09:08:41 AM »
According to what I know about being the last person on earth, you should go insane at least once, and then try to kill all of the vampires.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #245 on: April 09, 2012, 10:18:10 AM »
The RAFgirls are still there, Blaze.  Just all of the guys have vanished.


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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« Reply #246 on: April 09, 2012, 04:15:03 PM »
Where'd the dudes go? Cant wait to read more.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #247 on: April 09, 2012, 05:44:23 PM »
I have no idea. Playboy mansion, for the love of the good lord please let it be the playboy mansion!
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #248 on: April 10, 2012, 06:59:15 AM »
No such luck, Blaze.  Besides, remember some RAFguys are RAFmarried.  I don't want to see what would happen to 'em.

CHAPTER THREE:
Where's All the Guys?

The RAFgirls conduct a search of RAF and surrounding areas.  But not a single RAFguy could be seen.  Even the male Banned and male trolls were gone.  Queen, however, didn't care.  She was last seen ranting to a couple of female trolls, which really didn't look any different from male trolls.

"You find anything?" Gaz asked the others, tired from the search.

"Nope." Aila replied.

"Nothing." Dameg sighed.

"Nada." Ash put in.

"Zip." Alic said.  She was worried about her Jack, who was taken away as well.

<Zero.> Noelle said dolefully.

Shadow remained silent.  Her uncle had always been there when she needed him.  She wasn't used to his absence, not like this.  She also secretly wondered if it was something she did, but Shadow did not possess the power to remove all males from a realm -- no Realm Walker possessed that power.

But where were they?  How could the be brought back?

<Hey,> ND said, looking through a stalk eye, <what's that?>

She pointed just north of RAF, where a deep-throated roar could be heard with earth-shattering steps.  It wasn't approaching, but something was there.  Could have been guarding something.  They went to check it out.

***

Meanwhile, in a white void of nothingness, the RAFguys floated.  Blaze was looking petulant, Parker was looking slightly ticked, but the most of the rest of the RAFguys were looking perplexed and confused.

"Were we wished out of existance by the Dragonballs or something?" Blue asked, drily.

"Dragonballs don't exist.  Not in this realm, anyway." Cloak said.  He looked like his was going to toss his cookies.  Which was odd, because he didn't have a cookies for a long time.

"Speak for yourself!!" Shock exclaimed.

After a beat, Cloak replied, "Shock, get your mind out of the proverbial gutter."

"Where the devil are we?!" Blaze demanded.

"It would appear to be a limbo," Goom noted, "a void filled with nothing -- nothing but us."

"Of course!" Blaze said, tossing his hands up.  "Why can't it ever be the playboy mansion?"

They ignored that, and were deliberating on whether to call this place "Dimension M" or "M-limbo", when Blaze pointed out that they really should be deciding on how to get the hell out of here.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2012, 07:17:01 AM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #249 on: April 10, 2012, 09:12:49 AM »
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They ignored that, and were deliberating on whether to call this place "Dimension M" or "M-limbo", when Blaze pointed out that they really should be deciding on how to get the hell out of here.

At least I have some amount of sense.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #250 on: April 10, 2012, 07:32:52 PM »
You just have to find the door... the white door. This reminds me of a small series on YouTube called The Last Scene by Olan Rodgers.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #251 on: April 10, 2012, 07:37:46 PM »
Hah! We love that series. Have you seen New Prime yet?
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #252 on: April 10, 2012, 07:45:10 PM »
Yeah, new prime is awesome. He put a Megaman X video up too. It's sick.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #253 on: April 10, 2012, 08:06:13 PM »
What did I just watch?  :o
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #254 on: April 10, 2012, 11:19:49 PM »
Pure awesome. There are three other episodes. However it's probably better to discuss it elsewhere.
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