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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2190 on: June 17, 2013, 05:08:09 PM »
It was worth the wait
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2191 on: June 17, 2013, 09:20:47 PM »
Yep, it was. Catching up after a while and this is really good. :)

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2192 on: June 18, 2013, 05:18:51 PM »
Well, I may not be able to post chapters as often come next week. Starting a new job, if things go well.

CHAPTER FIFTEEN:
Forget About Love

Somnus, still a little disconcerted about the seal seeing him and not feeling fear. But he put it out of his mind.

So he entered another RAFian dream -- this time, it was Helen's dream.

Somnus found just about fifty shades of . . . pink, in here. It was also a bit more flowery than should be allowed.

Somnus took the form of a parrot like wyvern with undulating, gaseous wings. His evil gaze met Helen's who was wearing a lavender chiton with a fuchsia headband. There was a very Hades-abducting-Persephone-to-the-Underworld vibe, that Helen apparently remained blissfully unaware of as she picked flowers, with the mental image of Parker before her.

Somnus sang suddenly, with a voice like a demonic James Earl Jones, evaporating the image of Parker and subsuming it with his own:

"Forget about that guy.
Forget about the way you feel into his eyes.
Forget about his charms.
Forget about the way he held you in his arms.
Walking on air is
OBNOXIOUS,
The thrills!
The chills!
Will leave you nauseous,
And you'll never get enough.
Just forget about love!
"

The spectral trails from his wings began to wrap and coil around Helen, who looked determinedly unimpressed and aloof.

"Forget about romances.
Forget the way your heart dances.
Then you feel the blush
When he's spouting saccharine mush!
Love really is revolting.
It's even worse when you're bolting.
Enough of this stuff!
Just forget about love!
"

Helen closed her eyes, and sang herself, her voice beautiful and melodic.

I had almost forgotten the way that it felt
When he held out his hand for mine.
My heart all aflutter.

Somnus threathened (which was kind of hard to sound menacing with the tempo and lilt of the song):

"Did I stutter?"

Helen, naturally ignored him, still remembering things from Parker. She sang:

"The first time we kissed . . ."

Somnus sang forcifully:

"It won't be missed!
Forget about his touch!
"

Helen condradicted him, as the spectral tendrils around her loosened greatly.

"I can't forget about his touch!"

Somnus realizing his hold is weakening, sang:

"In the grand scheme, it doesn't matter much."

Helen contradicted him again:

"It matters so much!"

Then both sang (with Helen making it sound like a good thing and Somnus, the reverse):

"Love is filled with compromises!"

Then Somnus tried a different tack:

"And don't you hate those big surprises?"

But Helen refused to give in, and somnus was slowly withdrawing his tendrils involuntarily.

"A cozy rendezvous . . ."

Somnus scoffed:

"Oh, please!"

But Helen persisted:

"Candlelight for two . . ."

Somnus derided:

"Aw, geez!"

Then Helen addressed Somnus:

"Look, you're callin' my bluff.
I can't --
"

Somnus joined in forcifully:

"Just forget about love!"

But, by now, Somnus's tendrils had withdrew completely, and Helen was now in her Star Sapphire regalia. She had a confident smirk, and it was this that intimidated Somnus.

He fled before she could capture her. This allowed Helen to waken.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2013, 05:22:23 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2193 on: June 18, 2013, 06:38:18 PM »
So we may be back to around only one chapter a day.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2194 on: June 18, 2013, 07:09:12 PM »
There are some days were there might be none at all. Depending on how long I worked. Just a heads-up.

EDIT: If I have to work a double shift, that is.

Hmmm . . . that weird endless-blank-expanse thing has stopped. Probably the reason why Saffa and Abby hadn't replied . . .

Well, I'll just post another chapter, hopefully nothing goes wrong.

CHAPTER SIXTEEN:
Societal Hell

What was it with these guys? Why were they much stronger now than before? He easy slayed that one, the one called Red. Was something wrong with him?

No. No, it must be a fluke. he thought as he barreled through another door. He found himself in Hell. Literally. He was in Demos's dream.

A big mistake on Somnus's part, one would think. But Somnus had an idea of how to corrupt it, taking on a form that appeared to be a merging, a fusion, of the Robot Devil of "Futurama", a Pyronite, and a Polar Manizardrill.

Then he snapped his fingers, and said, in a rather jaunty voice, "Gentlemen?"

Suddenly, an up-tempo beat began. Demos, however, was completely and thoroughly unimpressed. He replied, playing with a cigar-shaped rock, "Aw, crap. Singing. Mind if I croak?"

But the song began:

"Cigars are evil,
You won't miss 'em.
We'll find ways to simulate that smell.
What a sorry fella!
Rolled up and smoked like a 'sumthin'-ella'.
Here on level one Societal Hell!
Gambling's wrong, and so is cheating.
So is forging phony IOUs.
Let's let Lady Luck decide what type of torture's justified!
"

Then he locked Demos, still looking rather bored and unimpressed, as if he's seen worse. Then the wheel landed on "deep-fry", and Somnus said, "Ooh! Deep-fried demon!"

But the song continued with Demos singing in monotone, and Somnus interjecting now and then:

"Just tell me why . . ."

"Just read five hundred-page warrant!"

"There must be worse demons than I."

"I checked around, there really aren't."

"Then let me explain.
My crimes were mere boyish pranks.
"

"You stole from boy scouts, Andalites, and DQ banks!"

"Aw, don't blame me. Blame my upbringing."

Then Somnus replied through song, as Demos tried to deftly steal his wallet.

"Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
Selling bootleg 'Memoirs' is wrong.
Cloak needs that income to survive.*
"

Demos muttered a "huh?" before Somnus materialized the Kruegar Boys, who sang:

"Hey, boy, gonna make some noise
With your mind pummelled by the Kruegar Boys!
That's whacha, whacha, whacha
on Level Five!
"

Then Somnus sang:

"Fencing diamonds, fixing Smash fights,
Posting insufficient posts!
You'll pay for every crime,
You'll suffer 'til the end of time!
Enduring tortures,
Most which rhyme,
Trapped forever
Here in Societal Hell!
"

The song ended, but Demos was still clearly uninfluenced by the song.

"Are you done?" he said, examining his silk suit. "By the way, I've never done any of that. Now . . . are you gonna run away and make this fun, or come quietly?"

Somnus fled.

Demos smiled. "I was hoping you'd do that."

---
*;)
« Last Edit: June 19, 2013, 05:46:00 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2195 on: June 19, 2013, 05:27:54 PM »
I'm guessing today will be one of those days.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2196 on: June 19, 2013, 05:48:04 PM »
Next week, Underseen. Check my previous post -- which I was editing as you posted.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2197 on: June 19, 2013, 06:10:20 PM »
Great chapters. Sorry for not posting, just had enough time to look at them, not post. I got really busy this past week.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2198 on: June 19, 2013, 06:44:46 PM »
Oh, thanks for the heads up.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2199 on: June 20, 2013, 01:56:44 AM »
Well, the reason I've not been posting is because Rose has started school and my mom gives online rights only on weekends. But I steal time on my phone whenever I can, like right now. Great chapters, love the parodies as always. :)

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2200 on: June 20, 2013, 06:01:02 PM »
Ah. Sorry, I'm still a little giddy. Just had two Pokémon battles with a friend, and we each walked away with a win.

A brief-ish chapter.

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN:
Waiting . . . Waiting . . .

Cloak remained where he was, quietly mediatating. He felt the vibrations through the earth, and knew that two more had awoken. He could tell right away -- the plan had not yet come to fruition. He was not disheartened by this, but he could feel the tension in Horse through the Earth.

"Did you succeed?" Horse said.

Cloak had his eyes closed and his back to them, and dully replied, "Horse, they did not succeed in capturing Somnus. We would know if they had -- everyone would be awakened."

"Do you know how creepy it is when you that omniscient bit?" Helen said.

"Why, whatever do you mean?" Cloak said with feigned ignorance, eyes still shut, but concealing a mischievous smirk.

"I almost had him!" Demos claimed.

"But you didn't."

"I could have gotten him!"

"But you didn't," Cloak repeated, opening his eyes and turned to face them, "that's fact. There's nothing we can do to change it."

"I can go back to sleep." Demos said stubbornly.

"You can't guarantee Somnus would return or even if it wouldn't be a dreamless sleep." Horse pointed out.

Demos pouted a bit, miffed at how close he came to ending this and failing. Cloak couldn't blame him, and allowed him to pout without calling attention to it.

"What do we do now, though? We don't know what's happening." Helen said.

Cloak said nothing for moment, then he took a heavy breath. "We must have faith. Faith in the others."

"That's your answer? Your grand plan?" Demos retorted moodily. "Just sit here on our butts?"

Cloak knew where this was coming from, so he did not rebuke the demon.

"I know it's hard, being relegated to the sidelines," he answered. "To be helpless to do anything to help. But we cannot do anything right now. We must deal and cope with that."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2201 on: June 20, 2013, 06:08:51 PM »
I can't wait to learn how Somnus is defeated.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2202 on: June 20, 2013, 06:11:54 PM »
^^ Oh, ya. Can't wait for that either!
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2203 on: June 20, 2013, 06:13:43 PM »
Well, probably not in the way you think, Underseen. ;)

. . .

But you ain't gonna find out until the weekend most likely. >:D


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2204 on: June 20, 2013, 08:57:55 PM »
Aw, man!