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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1740 on: April 26, 2013, 10:36:51 AM »
And thus, the secret of Stonehenge is finally revealed.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1741 on: April 26, 2013, 10:47:23 AM »
Yep.

And I've recently found a Superpower Wikia . . . which leads me to think that I rather underutilized some aspects of the Elements. . . .

Anyway, new page!

  • Book XXXIII: Emotional Food
The RAFians must confront a different kind of vampire.
  • Book XXXIV: Transformation Confrontation
The RAFians must confront some strange machines.
  • Book XXXV: Richard's Horn
The RAFians must get Richard's Horn, a mystical musical instrument, back from Malice, who received it from a RAFian traitor.
  • Book XXXVI: Feral Scream
A Wildwethel-centric book, he must deal with his feral side.
  • Book XXXVII: Predators and Prey
The RAFians are being preyed upon by some sentient predators.
  • Book XXXVIII: A Protean Problem
The RAFians must deal with a powerful snot-nosed kid who, quite literally, can do whatever he wants.
  • Book XXXIX: The Horsemen
Four RAFians are captured and converted into four Horsemen of the ancient, rogue Realm Walker Cataclysm.
  • Book XL: Sizeable Pain in the Necks
The RAFians must deal with Heinlein aliens.
  • Book XLI: RAF's Nightmare
The RAFians must survive their own nightmares.
  • Book XLII: Unlucky Charms
The RAFians must contend with a rather bloodthirsty leprechaun.
  • Book XLIII: The Piper
The RAFians must contend with a pied piper.
  • Book XLIV: Starlight Desire
The RAFians race Malice, Abomination, and the Banned to a wishing star (no, not Estelore).
  • Book XLV: A War of Armor
Parker is outraged to see knockoffs of his rather unique armor and what they're being used for.
  • Book XLVI: The Worst Plague
The RAFians must weather the worst plague to ever existed -- the Hate Plague.
  • Book XLVII: Little Alien Napoleons
The RAFians are caught in the middle of a war between Helmacrons and Fmeks.
  • Book XLVIII: Go Away!
The RAFians must deal with the paparazzi who are all of a sudden interested in them.
  • Book XLIX: RAFian Tales
RAFians tell various RAFian-themed stories across a lunch table.
  • Book L: Maul
The RAFians must deal with the result of one of Demos's experiments.
  • Book LI: Erised Orbs
The RAFians must face their greatest desires.
  • Book LII: RAFians Alive!
Read the "Mummies Alive" parody in the RAFize songs thread.
  • Book LIII: The Pain Reliever
The RAFians must deal with an elderly Vulcan styling himself the "Pain Reliever".
  • Book LIV: Beyond the Veils
Aquilai and Aila must confront old foes while the other RAFians must put up with a Czarinian bounty hunter.
  • Book LV: Dangerous Deals
Demos meets up with his half-brother, Shenecron, who has a perchant for making deals.
  • Book LVI: Of One Mind
Malice seeks out the Unimind.
  • Book LVII: The End of Time
The RAFians must contend with two Kryptonians (who think they're Time Lords) and prevent them from ending time altogether.
  • Book LVIII: Hematomimic
The RAFians must capture a Plasmavore and put up with it's rather stupid Judoon jailer.
  • Book LIX: Sins of Youth
Estelore, Richard, Parker, and Cloak must survive when the entire city and forum have been reduced to two-year-olds.
  • Book LX: The Replacements
The RAFians must contend with the fame-feeding Eidolon Consciousness.
  • Book LXI: Arachnoids
The RAFians must contend with the Arachnoids and finding a cure for one of their own that was poisoned before it's too late.
  • Book LXII: Personal Tissues
The RAFians must contend with some one misusing Bibliophaetos's discarded book shell.
  • Book LXIII: Memory Today, Gone Tomorrow
The RAFians lose their memory and must find a way to regain it.
  • Book LXIV: Appliance Armageddon
A superintelligent computer controls all electronics, and the RAFians must stop it.
  • Book LXV: Prodigy and Composite
Some RAFians are merged into two separate entities.
  • Book LXVI: The Merging
The Universes begin colliding and merging.
  • Book LXVII: Be A Doll
The RAFians are confronted by a Super Chucky.
  • Book LXVIII: They're Such Cards
The RAFians are sealed into cards, which end up trapped in an ancient leather-bound book, and it's up to three kids to free them.  An out-of-continuity book.
  • Book LXIX: Dinosaur Island
Everyone, except those that bear a Mark, begin turning saurian.
  • Book LXX: Corrupted
The RAFians must deal with the son of Cataclysm, Corruptor.
  • Book LXXI: Artificial Skins
The RAFians must deal with symbiotes.
  • Book LXXII: Separation Anxiety
The RAFians must contend with an ethereal virus.
  • Book LXXIII: A Thing About RAFians
The RAFians must contend with Seekers, which home in onto their Marks.
  • Book LXXIV: A Planted Idea
The RAFians must contend with a floramaniac.
  • Book LXXV: Vacation Photos
The RAFians are sucked into a Polarisoid camera.
  • Book LXXVI: A Personal Gremlin
The RAFians must contend with gremlins.
  • Book LXXVII: The Rust is Silence
The Rafians must deal with an oxidation ray wielded by a criminal.
  • Book LXXVIII: The Toyman Cometh
The RAFians deal with a Toyman-esque character.
  • Book LXXIX: RAFian Idol
Yes, just another excuse to put in more of the (as of writing) nearly 800 parodies.
  • Book LXXX: Savage Heart
Cloak battles an ancient being called Garrotik.
  • Book LXXXI: Slave Islands and Juggernauts
Three RAFians are taken prisoners by the Knights and sold into the slavery of New Genoshia, while the others deal with a juggernaut.
  • Book LXXXII: Shredding a King
The RAFians deal with a demonic Shredder-like ghost called Regiphaetos.
  • Book LXXXIII: RAF -- The TV Show
The RAFians are forcibly recruited to Mojo's programs.
  • Book LXXXIV: The Drinker
The RAFians must contend with a Spirit-Drinker.
  • Book LXXXV: The Last Laugh
The RAFians must face Joker Gas.
  • Book LXXXVI: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad Villain
The RAFians must contend with mind control cards which are ineffective on them.
  • Book LXXXVII: Sight Unseen
Six RAFians are rendered functionally blind, optically-speaking.
  • Book LXXXVIII: Don't Let It Snow
The RAFians must face a second Ice Age caused by a Diznee Ice Ifrit.
  • Book LXXXIX: The Rachel Toxin
The RAFians must find a cure to a toxin that increases the fearlessness, hostility and aggressiveness induced in people which the Mark cannot protect the RAFians from.
  • Book XC: Virus Alert!
The RAFians face a dangerous virus seeking a host.
  • Book XCI: A Youthful Thief
The RAFians face a creature that siphons off the youth in its victims, provided they're younger than him.
  • Book XCII: Calendar Creep
The RAFians face the Calendar Creep, a criminal whose crimes are holiday themed.
  • Book XCIII: The Branding
Faerie fights a witch-boy named Salem (and his magical black cat, Saberhagen) for a magical branding iron in Faerie's possession.
  • Book XCIV: The Void Zone
Nothing like a "Subspace Emissary" parody.  Sorry.
  • Book XCV: An Epic Yarn
The RAFians' world is turned into yarn and fabric.
  • Book XCVI: RAFian Gladiators
RAFians are kidnapped by Gamesmaster, another rogue Realm Walker, and force to participate in gladiatorial games.
  • Book XCVII: The Box
The RAFians must cage thirteen Revenants released from Pandora's Box -- each representing and amplifying a particular feeling (i.e. hatred), while looking for the perfect host.
  • Book XCVIII: From the Shadows
The RAFians must save their shadows and the shadows of everyone else from being absorbed (eaten) by the Umbraraptors, but not everything is what it seems.
  • Book XCIX: Grimm Prospects
The RAFians discover Malice controlling several "wesen" with control collars akin to April's in "Catwoman from Channel Six" and get stuck in one-on-one battles to the death with them.  One will die.
  • Book C: Loop-De-Loop
Everyone's trapped in a temporal loop, but the only ones that realize it are Cloak, Aila, and Aquilai.
  • Book CI: Get 'Em, Shaw
The RAFians face a creature native to the planet Gossamer, who's under the control of Malice.
  • Book CII: Threadfall
The RAFians must exterminate an epidemic of Thread.
  • Book CIII: Siren's Song
The RAFians must deal with a siren and her alluring song.
  • Book CIV: Resistance is Futile
The RAFians must deal with a hybridization of the Borg and the Hive chips (Ben 10: Alien Swarm) -- which the Mark cannot protect them from, nor the Unity energy can destroy.
  • Book CV: The Titan
The RAFians must contend with the Titan serum and its effects.
  • Book CVI: A Stony Glare
The RAFians must deal with a hungry Stone-Biter and a petrifying venom of a Diznee Stone Ifrit.
  • Book CVII: Spritely Pests
The RAFians must deal with irritating sprites, which Faerie has had some rather tenuous experiences with.
  • Book CVIII: Destroy All . . . What?
The RAFians must contend with a Furon incursion, and it turns out the Nyacs have knowledge of Furons. . . .
  • Book CIX: Going Backwards
A grievious malfunction in Aquilai's TARDIS causes time to reverse its flow and flow backwards.
  • Book CX: Death Takes A Holiday
The RAFians must convince Death to take up his role again.  A RAFian will die in this book, and it is within the continuity.
  • Book CXI: High Price Stakes
Shanker and Gaz must flee and elude Daphne, the vampire hunter.
  • Book CXII: A Killer Housing Market
The RAFians must survive and either destroy or escape a killer house.
  • Book CXIII: A Silenced World
The RAFians must cope with a world that has become muted and a young sorceress, Melissa Spellman.
  • Book CXIV: The Bureau
The RAFians must save their own from the insideous Bureau of Lost.
  • Book CXV: To Tell the Truth
Broken's apprentice, Melissa, accidentally casts a spell forcing everyone to tell the truth.
  • Book CXVI: Skin Crawlers
The RAFians, repulsed and revolted, must contend with Hundred (who eventually becomes Thousand, then becomes Million, then Billion, and then, finally, Trillion).
  • Book CXVII: School of Stepford Lies
The RAFians must save the children from a school that turns them into Stepford students at Terenia's school.
  • Book CXVIII: Ol' Salty
The RAFians must deal with the Salt Man.
  • Book CXIX: The Great Race
The RAFians hold a race that Aloth cons himself into.  Who will win?
  • Book CXX: Ape Escape
The RAFians must help super intelligent apes -- Caesar the chimp, Brutus the gorilla, and Maestro the orangutan -- reconcil their misanthropy.
  • Book CXXI: A Different Kind of Unity
The RAFians must contend with a parasitic "unity".
  • Book CXXII: The Great Brain Robery
Someone is stealing brains for an unknown purpose.
  • Book CXXIII: The Bounty Hunter
The Knights, in their hypocricy, hire a Tsul'Kalu bounty hunter to collect select RAFians (to taxidermy).
  • Book CXXIV: New Controllers
The RAFians confront Zirconians.
  • Book CXXV: Creeping Crystal
A wave of crystallizing energy is sweeping the land. . . .
  • Book CXXVI: The Element Feeder
The RAFians deal with a creature who feeds on a specific element and matures to a different element each time as it matures. . . .
  • Book CXXVII: The Rider and the Walker
The RAFians come up against the Ghost Rider.
  • Book CXXVIII: Headhunters
What will happen when RAFians lose their heads?  Seriously.
  • Book CXXIX: The Color Purple, Man!
The RAFians confront the Purple Man, who manages to turn the entire government against them . . .
  • Book CXXX: The Nemetrix Beetle
The RAFians confront the Black Beetle with Nemetrix properties.
  • Book CXXXI: It's Tought to Be A Mod
The members of a primitive forum declare Demos and Blue to be mods. . . .
  • Book CXXXII: Who-Zilla?
An energy reaction begins turning RAFians into monstrous creatures in 3XXX.  Out-of-continuity book.
  • Book CXXXIII: Well, Techadon-ally . . .
The RAFians confront Techadons who assign them qualitive quatilities, and refuse to acknowledge any defeats.
  • Book CXXXIV: The Mind's Eye
The RAFians face Spellbinder and his realistic illusions.
  • Book CXXXV: Bas-ic Instincts
Bas awakens and attempts to take control of Cloak and other felines.
  • Book CXXXVI: Midas Duck
The RAFians must contend with a very strange golden idol and a greedy sneak-thief.
  • Book CXXXVII: War with the Warworlds
The RAFians must defeat two heavily-armed Warworlds.
  • Book CXXXVIII: Solar Sucks
The RAFians must save Estelore from a device able to suck out her stellar substance and lifeforce.
  • Book CXXXIX: Hounded
The RAFians are attacked by hellhounds that only Demos can see, although Cloak can "see" them via Earthsight.
  • Book CXL: Politics
The RAFians, much to Cloak's chagrin and irritation, get caught up in the middle of Realm Walker politics.
  • Book CXLI: Buggy Afternoon
A Bug is after Parker's blood, to "avenge" their brother slain by the SPARTAN.
  • Book CXLII: Cloak's Nightmare
Cloak has an exceedingly vivid nightmare of the Great RAFian Purge. . . .
  • Book CXLIII: Cloak and the Olympians
Cloak confronts and defies the Olympians.
  • Book CXLIV: Down to Earth
The RAFians have gravity-related problems.
  • Book CXLV: Hittin' the Dino-Sauce
The RAFians learn the dangers of Dino-Sauce.
  • Book CXLVI: Blood Feud
Shanker's past comes into light. . . .
  • Book CXLVII: She's Back! A Dino Story
Pretty much a shameless parody of "We're Back! A Dinosaur Story".
  • Book CXLVIII: A Journey into Her Past
Delving into Noelle's pre-RAFian life and her relationship with Ardnalil-Shicom-Maar.
  • Book CXLIX: Mortality and Morality
The RAFians face some rather conceited Leviathons.
  • Book CL: Utter Pandemonium
Cloak, Gaz, Saffa, Underseen, and Hunter investigate odd goings-on at a theme park island named "Haunted Island".
  • Book CLI: A Reality Rewrite
Cloak, Faerie, Broken, and Broken's protege discover a magical, reality-altering typewriter.  Cloak, being a Realm Walker and the other three, being magical, are immune to its rewrites of reality.
  • Book CLII: The Coming of Galacticron
The RAFians must save Earth from Galacticron.
  • Book CLIII: Theft of Intellectual Property
The RAFians must contend with Brainiac.
  • Book CLIV: The Contingency
The RAFians must battle the Talos Project and their living weapon -- Weapon XLIX.
  • Book CLV: Muppet, Muppet Man
Parker and Gaz are turned into Muppets. (;))
  • Book CLVI: Larval Ambush
The RAFians must deal with insectoid creatures who are parasitoids with humans.
  • Book CLVII: As the World Doesn't Turn
The RAFians must stop a group of feline aliens from stopping the world from rotating.
  • Book CLVIII: Princess Pearls
A few girls of RAf discover the Princess Pearls.
  • Book CLVIX: Attack of the Killer Produce
The RAfians must deal and cope with killer produce.
  • Book CLX: Moonscarred Menace
The RAfians investigate mysterious disappearances on Moonscar Island.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1742 on: April 26, 2013, 11:10:37 AM »
This is kinda cool. :)
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1743 on: April 26, 2013, 01:19:50 PM »
Wait, I thought you weren't supposed to take off the cloak.....
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1744 on: April 26, 2013, 09:34:48 PM »
It's kind of necessary for the tougher foes who won't go down any other way, Abby. It's really a last-ditch move, but only happens for a few seconds. If the cloak were to remain off, however . . .

It's like firing a flamethrower at the Mississippi River -- would three seconds dry it up completely? Or would a long sustained blast? It's the best analogy that I can come up with at the moment.

And I know you're still relatively new, but double-posting (with exceptions of chapters and the RAFparodies (and "bumping" threads, apparently), it is usually frown on double-posting.

CHAPTER NINETEEN:
Richard Restored To RAF

After recuperating from his ordeal, Richard resumed his responsibilities. Phoenix practically stumbled over himself to give back the burden to Richard.

"Gee, thanks," Richard said sardonically, when he met Phoenix's eagerness to step down.

"Just promise me on thing," Phoenix said.

"And that would be?"

"Never get kidnapped and held hostage again." Phoenix said, quite seriously.

***

Meanwhile, Cloak was second-guessing his actions in the Vox Void, that subspace chronal . . . place.

He had only removed his cloak for all of three seconds. It was enough to destroy the two Vox. But . . . was it really a necessary measure? Did he go overboard? Did really use excessive force?

There was little point in second-guessing himself now. Now that the act was done. He couldn't undo it. His guilt would not abate, nor would his conscience. He couldn't run from it.

"Cloak -- are you okay?" said a voice.

"I'm fine, Aquilai." Cloak said.

"You're second-guessing your decision," Aquilai said astutely.

Cloak said nothing, but haunched his shoulders a bit.

"Cloak, if you don't mind me saying so," Aquilai began, "but it seems to me that no one is as hard on you than you yourself are."

Cloak said nothing, but haunched his shoulders more.

"Eventually, Cloak," Aquilai said, cuffing his shoulder, "you'll allow yourself to feel."

Then he left and Cloak hesitated a moment, then journeyed to his thread.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1745 on: April 26, 2013, 09:55:48 PM »
With the superpower wiki at your hand every character will do something amazing with their powers and I'd love the creativity in it.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1746 on: April 26, 2013, 10:29:23 PM »
Too right, Underseen.

Now, final (probably short) chapter before #33!

CHAPTER TWENTY:
Schemes and Dreams

Cloak was standing in what appeared to be a city carved from snow and ice. He could quite decide if it was a Cryolacite city or the Northern Water Tribe.

Then he saw a monstrous figure, and he gasped, "Koi-zilla!"

But it wasn't. It was a silhouette of himself, representing his darkest emotions, impulses and desires. The things he so ardently tried to keep in check and suppress.

The suddenly seemed to be a great sandy, earthen bowl where this silhoutte was in a sphere of wind with eyes like golden-scarlet suns. And Cloak was frozen in place.

The darkness that all sentient, sapient creatures have. The silhouette was the yang to his yin.

It scared the crap out of him.

He woke with a start, sitting up in his wrought iron bed. It wasn't the first time he had a fragmented dream such as that.

He kicked his legs over the side of the bed, feet upon the cloth lining the entirety of his thread. He leaned over and held his head in his hands. His breathing ragged.

Everyone has a darkness inside, but Cloak was scared to death of his.

***

"The Vox failed," Abomination said.

"I'm not surprised," Malice said. "Though I can see the darkness of Cloak's heart is growing."

"Huh?"

"Never mind," Malice said dismissively. "I've got to release a new opponent for the RAFians."

"I'll come too," Abomination said.

"No," Malice said firmly and acidly. "The last thing I need is for Van Pyrrhus to feed on you."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1747 on: April 26, 2013, 10:42:35 PM »
Oh Vampires are her plan.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1748 on: April 26, 2013, 11:17:27 PM »
Vampire. Singular. And a rather unique one at that.

I'll start the new book later on today.


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1749 on: April 27, 2013, 08:12:17 AM »
Can't wait to read it.   :)

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1750 on: April 27, 2013, 09:42:27 AM »
Well, here's the first (probably short) chapter, then. Don't expect more than one or two today.

BOOK XXXIII:
EMOTIONAL FOOD

CHAPTER ONE:
Enter Van Pyrrhus

Malice had gone and easily procured a strange, ornate box that looked very much like a Rubix cube with the center squares on each said missing, and a bluish lumpy pustule in their place. The other squares were a tarnished gold. She had purloined from a rather ancient-looking temple, which she had no qualms about destroying and decimating to get her prize.

Malice held up, smiling maliciously. "With just how dangerous Vam Pyrrhus was, you'd think that they'd make one actually expend energy to obtain this box."

Then she dropped her arm and looked at it from eye level. "A vampire so dangerous, so powerful, so fear-inducing, that not even Madre de Vampyra could exercise any control over him."

Then Malice went to work figuring out just how to open the box and free this unusual vampire, this Van Pyrrhus. But Malice wasn't nearly as smart as she thought -- Madre de Vampyra knew what she was doing when she sealed Van away.

"Clearly, this is the wrong artifact." Malice said, her face contorted in frstration and rage. She threw it over her shoulder.

When it landed, it twisted and reconfigured into opening. Malice didn't miss this, and saw as a black light issued from the opened box. Before Walking away, she smirked and muttered, "I'm such a genius."

The creature which that stepped from the broken cube that imprisoned and incarcerated him for so long was roughly Namekian in silhouette. He had smooth green skin like Jim Carey when he wore the Mask, and his antennae looked more like that of a Beedrill than a Namekian. He had a perma-smile and sharp, pointed nose like the Joker. He had a bald head, and large bat-like ears with rudimentary wings attached to his arms. He possessed large hands with a penknife-like claw on every one of his fourteen fingers (including two opposable thumbs). His feet were digitigrade, sporting two large claws and clawed spur. He also possessed a smooth, reptilian tail, which was tipped with what looked like a stinger.

But, unlike the more conventional vampire, he lacked fangs of any type or sort. When he spoke, his voice sounded to be a demonic hybridization of King Piccolo and Mark Hamill's Joker.

"Free," he mutter looking at his hands, "free at last."

Then he looked up, contorting its face into a deeper a deeper smile, which made look like it was gnashing its teeth.

"I'm free . . . and famished." he said, with relish.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1751 on: April 27, 2013, 09:46:34 AM »
It's just the first chapter. and we're in trouble already.

Oh, uh, Cloak, you need to fix those URLs in your siggy.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1752 on: April 27, 2013, 11:57:20 AM »
It is scary how clearly I can hear that nightmare inducing voice in my head.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1753 on: April 27, 2013, 12:23:42 PM »
Saffa, those URLs are that way for a reason -- being that I can't adjust them into links right now, or I'd have already done so. Sorry if I sound a little snippy, but I just came from doing some errands in the rain -- and I don't have a car.

And, Underseen, you haven't seen what he can do yet. . . . ;)

EDIT: Again, sorry for the snippiness earlier.

CHAPTER TWO:
The Cat "Force"

While Van Pyrrhus was relishing his newly-realized freedom, back at RAF, Bladeh, FuBar, Bladeh, and every other feline RAFians were forced to their knees, figuratively-speaking.

"Huh? Bladeh, what's wrong?" Sakki asked.

"A great evil," she said.

"Care to elaborate?"

But then, Blade began to shake uncontrollably.

***

"Cloak!" Underseen said, alarmed.

"You're . . . you're shaking," Saffa said.

It was true. Cloak, like all other felines globally, started to shake and tremble uncontrollably. There was a great evil, on that hadn't been felt for many millenia.

"What is it?" Aquilai asked shrewdly. "What evil had been unleashed?"

"Evil?" Abby said, clearly confused.

"Cloak is a tiger beneath that cloak, Abby," Aquilai began.

"And I can sense evil, as all cats can," Cloak said.

"So . . . Black Lanterns?" Underseen asked.

"Dementors?" Saffa asked, unable to keep the tone of fear from her voice.

"Inferi?" Abby asked.

"Line-dancing vampires?" Aquilai queried jokingly, though he had sounded serious.

"None of the above," Cloak said, unable to suppress a shutter.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1754 on: April 27, 2013, 06:05:45 PM »
Well Aquilai was the closest.
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