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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1155 on: November 13, 2012, 11:46:11 AM »
Two more chapters to go.  My computer decided to have a mind of it's own and decided to back me out of the "post reply" screen -- I didn't even click on anything.  So, I'm rewriting the entire chapter in WordPad first, then posting it again.

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  • Book XXI: Other Side of the Tracks
The RAFians experiences significant differences which allow them to see the other side's point of view.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXII: Pits of Terror
The RAFians fall into pits that show them their greatest fears. Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXIII: RAF Comix
The RAFians are sucked into a comic book made by Damien. Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXIV: The First Master
Cloak meditates alone in a forest, and has a vision about the first Master . . . the first Elements Master. Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXV: RAF -- The Musical
The RAFians find themselves trapped in a musical where everyone must burst into song occasionally.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXVI: Outage Outrage
The RAFians find themselves losing their powers.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXVII: Infinity and Eternity
The Infinity Gems and the Eternity Stones make themselves known.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXVIII: The Virus Rings
The RAFians are attacked by foes they never thought they'd see again.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXIX: Soul-Suckers
The RAFians are attacked by Dementors, which have a rather large effect on Cloak.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXX: Mayhem of the Music Miser
Cloak recalls the RAFians' previous confrontation with the Music Miser three years ago.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXXI: The Metal-Maker
The RAFians must save their own from a Roboticizer. Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXXII: Richard is Missing
The RAFians must cope without Richard.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXXIII: Emotional Food
The RAFians must confront a different kind of vampire.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXXIV: Transformation Confrontation
The RAFians must confront some strange machines.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXXV: Richard's Horn
The RAFians must get Richard's Horn, a mystical musical instrument, back from Malice, who received it from a RAFian traitor.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXXVI: Feral Scream
A Wildwethel-centric book, he must deal with his feral side.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXXVII: Predators and Prey
The RAFians are being preyed upon by some sentient predators.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXXVIII: A Protean Problem
The RAFians must deal with a powerful snot-nosed kid who, quite literally, can do whatever he wants.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XXXIX: The Horsemen
Four RAFians are captured and converted into four Horsemen of the ancient, rogue Realm Walker Cataclysm.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XL: Sizeable Pain in the Necks
The RAFians must deal with Heinlein aliens. Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XLI: RAF's Nightmare
The RAFians must survive their own nightmares.  Nineteen chapters planned.
  • Book XLII: Unlucky Charms
The RAFians must contend with a rather bloodthirsty leprechaun. Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XLIII: The Piper
The RAFians must contend with a pied piper. Nineteen chapters planned.
  • Book XLIV: Starlight Desire
The RAFians race Malice, Abomination, and the Banned to a wishing star (no, not Estelore). Eighteen chapters planned.
  • Book XLV: A War of Armor
Parker is outraged to see knockoffs of his rather unique armor and what they're being used for.  Twenty-two chapters planned.
  • Book XLVI: The Worst Plague
The RAFians must weather the worst plague to ever existed -- the Hate Plague.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XLVII: Little Alien Napoleons
The RAFians are caught in the middle of a war between Helmacrons and Fmeks.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XLVIII: Go Away!
The RAFians must deal with the paparazzi who are all of a sudden interested in them.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book XLIX: RAFian Tales
RAFians tell various RAFian-themed stories across a lunch table.  Twenty chapters planned -- a RAFian story per chapter, discounting the intro.
  • Book L: Maul
The RAFians must deal with the result of one of Demos's experiments.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LI: Erised Orbs
The RAFians must face their greatest desires.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LII: RAFians Alive!
Read the "Mummies Alive" parody in the RAFize songs thread.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LIII: The Pain Reliever
The RAFians must deal with an elderly Vulcan styling himself the "Pain Reliever".  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LIV: Beyond the Veils
Aquilai and Aila must confront old foes while the other RAFians must put up with a Czarinian bounty hunter.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LV: Dangerous Deals
Demos meets up with his half-brother, Shenecron, who has a perchant for making deals.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LVI: Of One Mind
Malice seeks out the Unimind.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LVII: The End of Time
The RAFians must contend with two Kryptonians (who think they're Time Lords) and prevent them from ending time altogether.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LVIII: Hematomimic
The RAFians must capture a Plasmavore and put up with it's rather stupid Judoon jailer.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LIX: Sins of Youth
Estelore, Richard, Parker, and Cloak must survive when the entire city and forum have been reduced to two-year-olds.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LX: The Replacements
The RAFians must contend with the fame-feeding Eidolon Consciousness.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXI: Arachnoids
The RAFians must contend with the Arachnoids and finding a cure for one of their own that was poisoned before it's too late.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXII: Personal Tissues
The RAFians must contend with some one misusing Bibliophaetos's discarded book shell.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXIII: Memory Today, Gone Tomorrow
The RAFians lose their memory and must find a way to regain it.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXIV: Appliance Armageddon
A superintelligent computer controls all electronics, and the RAFians must stop it.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXV: Prodigy and Composite
Some RAFians are merged into two separate entities.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXVI: The Merging
The Universes begin colliding and merging.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXVII: Be A Doll
The RAFians are confronted by a Super Chucky.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXVIII: They're Such Cards
The RAFians are sealed into cards, which end up trapped in an ancient leather-bound book, and it's up to three kids to free them.  An out-of-continuity book.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXIX: Dinosaur Island
Everyone, except those that bear a Mark, begin turning saurian.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXX: Corrupted
The RAFians must deal with the son of Cataclysm, Corruptor.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXXI: Artificial Skins
The RAFians must deal with symbiotes.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXXII: Separation Anxiety
The RAFians must contend with an ethereal virus.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXXIII: A Thing About RAFians
The RAFians must contend with Seekers, which home in onto their Marks.  Twenty chapters planned.
  • Book LXXIV: A Planted Idea
The RAFians must contend with a floramaniac.  Fifteen chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXV: Vacation Photos
The RAFians are sucked into a Polarisoid camera.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXVI: A Personal Gremlin
The RAFians must contend with gremlins.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXVII: The Rust is Silence
The Rafians must deal with an oxidation ray wielded by a criminal.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXVIII: The Toyman Cometh
The RAFians deal with a Toyman-esque character.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXIX: RAFian Idol
Yes, just another excuse to put in more of the (as of writing) nearly 800 parodies.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXX: Savage Heart
Cloak battles an ancient being called Carrotik.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXXI: Slave Islands and Juggernauts
Three RAFians are taken prisoners by the Knights and sold into the slavery of New Genoshia, while the others deal with a juggernaut.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXXII: Shredding a King
The RAFians deal with a demonic Shredder ghost.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXXIII: RAF -- The TV Show
The RAFians are forcibly recruited to one of Mojo's programs.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXXIV: The Drinker
The RAFians must contend with a Spirit-Drinker. No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXXV: The Last Laugh
The RAFians must face Joker Gas.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXXVI: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad Villain
The RAFians must contend with mind control cards.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXXVII: Sight Unseen
Six RAFians are rendered functionally blind.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXXVIII: Don't Let It Snow
The RAFians must face a second Ice Age.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book LXXXIX: The Rachel Toxin
The RAFians must find a cure to a toxin that increases the fearlessness, hostility and aggressiveness induced in people.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XC: Virus Alert!
The RAFians face a dangerous virus seeking a host.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XCI: A Youthful Thief
The RAFians face a creature that siphons off the youth in its victims.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XCII: Calendar Creep
The RAFians face the Calendar Creep, a criminal whose crimes are holiday themed.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XCIII: The Branding
Faerie fights a witch-boy named Salem (and his magical black cat, Saberhagen) for a magical branding iron in Faeries possession.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XCIV: The Void Zone
Essentially gonna be a "Subspace Emissary" parody.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XCV: An Epic Yarn
The RAFians' world is turned into yarn and fabric.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XCVI: RAFian Gladiators
RAFians are kidnapped by Gamesmaster, another rogue Realm Walker, and force to participate in gladiatorial games.  Contains the parodies of "It's Like A B-Movie" and "Worthless".  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XCVII: The Box
The RAFians must cage thirteen Revenants released from Pandora's Box -- each representing and amplifying a particular feeling (i.e. hatred), while looking for the perfect host.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XCVIII: From the Shadows
The RAFians must save their shadows and the shadows of everyone else from being absorbed (eaten) by the Umbraraptors.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book XCIX: Grimm Prospects
The RAFians discover Malice controlling several "wesen" with control collars akin to April's in "Catwoman from Channel Six" and get stuck in one-on-one battles to the death with them.  Might be one of my longer books -- and, no, I haven't watched Grimm.  I've only recently discovered it via "Face Off".  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book C: Loop-De-Loop
Everyone's trapped in a temporal loop, but the only ones that realize it are Cloak, Shadow, Aila, and Aquilai.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book CI: Get 'Em, Shaw
The RAFians face a creature from the planet Gossamer, who's under the control of Malice.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book CII: Threadfall
The RAFians must exterminate an epidemic of Thread.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book CIII: Siren's Song
The RAFians must deal with a siren and her alluring song.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book CIV: Resistance is Futile
The RAFians must deal with a hybridization of the Borg and the Hive chips (Ben 10: Alien Swarm) -- which the Mark cannot protect them from, nor the Unity energy can destroy.  No chapters planned out yet.
  • Book CV: The Titan
The RAFians must contend with the Titan serum and its effects.

CHAPTER NINETEEN:
Deathly Devolution

The two Realm Walkers were battling it out with Gemini, who decided to actually fight this go-round.  Neither of the Realm Walkers were using the full zenith of their abilities, as they both were trying to keep collateral damage to a minimum.  They were both aware that they could quite easily end this contest by simply removing their cloaks, but the consequences of that were intolerable.  If they kept being uncloaked, they might irreparably damage the reality enough where it could not heal itself.

Imagine a powerful flame thrower being used on a lake.  A small spritz from the flame thrower into the lake would not hurt it, if at all.  But if this imaginary flame thrower was flowing a sustained stream and the handler was consistant and unrelenting, the lake's damage would be more severe.  It would be something like that.

Gemini's tactics were far more brutish than the elegant, flowing techniques of the two Realm Walkers that complimented each other.  Gemini's attack repertoire consisted of levitation (mostly for keeping his gigantic head aloft), telepathy (useless against the Realm Walkers), mind control and manipulation (again, useless against the Realm Walkers), telekinetic throws, telekinetic pushes, psionic pulses, and psychokinectic blasts.  But unlike Cloak and Shadow, Gemini did not care about collateral damage or harming the innocents, yet he didn't try to use that against them.  Surely, he must have been aware of it.

Suddenly, Cerulean came zipping up, and stopping on a dime to Cloak's left.  However, the dust that he trailed with him, felt no such compunction, and, as such, the three were obscured in a cloud of dust.

"A futile ploy, RAFians!" Gemini shouted, unaware that Shadow wasn't technically a RAFian.  "But you'll soon see it was a meaningless diversion!"

"He . . . just likes hearing himself talk, doesn't he?" Cerulean guessed.

"Give the gun here, Cerulean," Cloak said.

"But I thought you hated guns, Uncle." Shadow inquired innocently.

"I do," Cloak said.  "But this is a Darwin gun, Shadow.  It's a necessity for what must be done."

"I don't understand," Shadow said.

"Oh, you will soon enough." Cloak said, turning to Cerulean, "Quick, back to RAF, before Gemini reads your mind!"

"But --"

"Cerulean!"

"Oh, okay."

And he zipped off, as Cloak took careful aim.  Then he fired the Darwin gun, and it was fortunate that Gemini had such a large cranium, for when it came to guns, Cloak was a notoriously bad shot.  But the beam connected with the stuffy, haughty, self-important former bioengineer.  It was working he was devolving.

Cloak assumed he would devolve into a regular Homo sapien, so he used his mastery over metal to smash the gun into a crumpled mess, as if it was a mere soda can.  However, this assumption was premature, because Gemini did not regress to a Homo sapien.  He regressed further, and it was, with a sinking in the pit of Cloak's stomach, that he realized that he must have squeezed off two shots, not the one he assumed it to be.  Now, because of his own actions, Cloak has condemned Gemini to life as an Australopithecine.  Cloak felt a guilt akin to the feeling of letting his grandfather down.

***

Estelore was finding the asteroid difficult to dislodge from its trajectory.  She didn't want to flare up and go into full stellar-mode.  It could be devestating for the Earth, and she had a certain fondness for the planet.

But to her surprise, suddenly, the asteroid's stubborn will seemed to relinquish, and she found it rather easy to alter it's trajectory to the opposite way it came.

"What brought that on?" she wondered idly, before deciding to return to the forum.

***

Then he heard a sigh.  "Such a waste of such potential."

Then he turned round when he heard a terrified screech, and saw a lifeless body at the feet of Malice, with Abomination hovered behind her, saying nothing about the brutality and the utter indifference to life Malice had just showed.

"Malice," Cloak said, feeling his ichor bubbling, nearing boiling point.  "It was you, wasn't it?  You were behind this all along."

"Oh, how astute.  Maybe next time I will leave clearer signals -- a big sign saying 'Malice's Handiwork'?"

Shadow sensing what was coming, and why Malice was goading Cloak, swiftly said, "Uncle!  Don't!  She's goading you!  She wants you to lose control.  She wants you to go to your strongest -- wants you to destroy buildings and kill innocents."

This snapped Cloak out of it.  Shadow was right.

"Infernal whelp," Malice said, distastefully, at Shadow.  "One day, little girl you'll get yours."

"Don't you threaten her . . ."

But Malice continued to address Shadow, "One of these days, girly, you won't have your uncle here to protect you.  And you'll be mine."

Cloak moved to seize Malice, but she and her lovesick toady were gone.  Cloak looked over at Gemini, his body was still that of an Australopithecine.  It was with a heavy heart as he returned to RAF with Shadow.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2012, 12:57:47 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1156 on: November 13, 2012, 01:58:29 PM »
Okay, the final chapter of Book XX.  Just a bit of forewarning . . . the next book can be a bit . . . uh, weird.  It's based off a Futurama episode.  Which one?  Well, I think it'll become clear after you read it . . .

Anyway.

CHAPTER TWENTY:
It's Over

Cloak and Shadow arrived in RAF, and Cloak, who much rather go into his thread and isolate himself, knew that would be unfair to his RAFian allies and friends.  So, he sat down, and told them with as much detail as he could muster what happened, with Estelore and Shadow filling in their parts.

"He died?" Kelly asked, aghast.  "She killed him in cold blood?"

"Malice doesn't have any other temperature blood . . . I mean, ichor," Cloak said wearily.

"How does she know when to pop up like that?" Aquilai though aloud.

"I surmise she somehow watching us," Cloak said, with the same resigned tone.  "Realm Walkers haven't any television you know.  Professional acting and such are the novel creations of Realm Dwellers."

"You mean," Parker demanded with cold fury, "we're nothing but entertainment to her?"

Cloak thought they were aware of this facet of Malice.

"It's why she does what she does.  Personal entertainment and gratification.  Even if we succeed in thwarting her, she still gets her entertainment."

"That's sick!" Sakki proclaimed.

"Yes," Cloak said, with tired sigh, "but sadly, Malice isn't the only one who thinks that way.  There are Realm Walker who . . ."

Cloak hated himself for saying it.  Ashamed of its truthfulness.

". . . Who . . . Who think that Realm Dwellers are lesser beings.  It seems more and more every day that me and my family are the only ones who don't lend that idea any credence."

"Surely, your government --" Kelly suggested.

"The Council cares for nothing but the seats they are elected to!" Cloak spat unexpectantly.  "But what can you expect?  They're politicians."

Cloak said the last word like it was a curseword.

"I'm sorry, guys, but Shadow and I have to go." Cloak said abruptly.

"Go?  Go where?"

"Go tell your mom and dad where you've been for the last few hours," Cloak said.  Then he eyed his neice suspiciously.  "You thought I forgot about that, didn't you?"

***

"That girl!" Malice fumed.  "She ruined my fun!"

"Darling, calm down.  Remember your ichor pressure!" Abomination said, rather ineffectually attempting to soothe his "beloved".

"Screw that!" she roared, not even bothering to keep up the pretense anymore.  But Abomination explained it away, to himself, as just her frustration at not getting Cloak to go postal.  He was absolutely determined, beyond all reason, to be Malice's husband, but was settling for "boyfriend" (although Malice had never called him as such, and saw him more of a disposible minion).  He was a rather pitiable figure, really.

Attempting to deflect Malice's rage, Abomination attempted to turn her attention to the rather bulky packages on the floor around them.

"Uh, what are those, dearest?"

"Huh?  Oh, just a little surprise for Androgynecopraesent and Gendreconcido." Malice said, a malicious grin playing around her lips.  "One of the 'boom-boom' variety."
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1157 on: November 13, 2012, 07:46:41 PM »
I can't wait to find out what the significant differences that let us see others point of views in the next chapter.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1158 on: November 13, 2012, 10:55:25 PM »
Actually, might not be what you think, Underseen . . . as I've said it is basically based on a Futurama episode, a direct parody, in a way.  And "Androgynecopraesent" and "Gendreconcido" might be giveaways.  But I'll give you a hint -- it'll be a real he said/she said deal. . . . It'll definitely be weird.

But I won't post it until I get some sleep.
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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1159 on: November 13, 2012, 11:06:37 PM »
Sadly I understand the prefixes, but not the suffixes in those words... I can only guess
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1160 on: November 14, 2012, 12:47:03 PM »
Which is good, on my part, I guess.

I'll try to post another chapter, the first chapter of Book XXI, when I've the energy for it, and I have to get the mail in about fifteen minutes.  (It's a quarter mile walk up a dirt road, with some neighbors who sometimes don't tie up there friggin' pit bull, about halfway down.)


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Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1161 on: November 14, 2012, 01:04:22 PM »
Keep up the great work, cloaky!

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1162 on: November 14, 2012, 02:16:38 PM »
Yes, I intend to, Gazzy . . . although this book may be a bit sticky . . . I may decide to abandon it. . . .

[spoiler=REALLY BIG SPOILER!! . . . Oh, you're just gonna click anyway.]I'll go right ahead and say that it is loosely based on the "Neutopia" episode of Futurama.  And I do mean loosely based, and I'm not gonna include the link because it will be spoil a lot, but not all of the plot.[/spoiler]

BOOK XXI:
The Other Side of the Tracks

Chapter One: The Explosion

"I told you, Shadow, I'm not going." Cloak said stubbornly.

"But . . . why?"

"I am not going to visit that horrible harpy," Cloak said vehemently.  "I only put up with her because . . . because Grandpa wanted . . ."

He shook his head, to clear it.

"No," he said firmly.  "And that's my final word."

"Uncle, she's not getting any younger.  How can she apologize if you don't come?"

"I'm no longer interested in her apologies, Shadow." Cloak said, turning his back on his niece.  "It's years too late."

"But . . ."

"No!" Cloak said, in a movement reminiscent of the Beast when Belle asked what's in the West Wing in the Disney movie.  "Shadow, I understand your motives.  I really do, but it's too late.  The damage has been done and cannot ever be completely healed."

"It doesn't have to be that way, Uncle," Shadow insisted.

"Shadow, if I wanted a non-apology apology, I'd go to your Meemaw."

Cloak turned and shut his eyes, wishing he hadn't had to be so hard.  Cloak's grandmother had been asking for him, but he refused to see her.  He had, for a time, lived with her, but ended up just waiting on her, hand and foot.  The relationship steadily deteriorated from there, to the point Cloak had wondered to himself what his grandfather had ever saw in her.

He continued to his thread, battling feelings of guilt that he knew he ought not have felt.  Upon entering his thread, he said quietly, "I'm sorry, Grandpa . . . I just can't."

He heard only silence.

***

On a distant, porous planet with 23 small moons, most no bigger than a basketball.  It only had a clear, unobstructed view of the stars for one side.  But all nameless moons and the planet, called Androgynecopraesent, were dead -- no lifeforms at all.  If there was any sign of ever being inhabited, it disintegrated long ago.  It's surface was much like a golf ball, only instead of craterous dimples, there were cavernous holes.  It's interior was much like the surface but containing rather redder stone than the bleached coloring of the surface.  Within this planet, looking out of one of the craterous holes, was a hulking, shadowy figure.  This planet only got rather dim, reddish-brown light from its sun.  Besides the figure was what was obviously a bomb.

"Maybe this'll bring my dearest back into my arms," said a husky, thick voice.  It was obviously Abomination.  "The angle is right . . . the power is correct . . . this should work."

He worked on the bomb a bit, before setting a timer for five minutes, then Walking out of the realm.

The timer continued to tick away in his absence -- 4:45 . . . 3:30 . . . 2:25 . . . 1:00 . . .

0:10 . . .
0:08 . . .
0:06 . . .
0:04 . . .
0:02 . . .

BOOOM!

A light pink shockwave suffused with a masculine blue was created.  But most of it was blocked by the moons, but the opening allowed a fragment of the wave to head Earthward. . . .
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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1163 on: November 14, 2012, 11:13:18 PM »
I am pretty excited by what I read on RAFchat
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1164 on: November 15, 2012, 08:54:59 AM »
Okay, I'll post the next chapter, but don't be surprised if I -- involuntarily -- disappear for a few days.  Something has come up with my mother's leaky roof, and . . . well, let's face it, she'll probably blame me somehow or just make everything worse.  She does things like that when she's angry.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1165 on: November 15, 2012, 08:55:56 AM »
I probably will be gone for my thanksgiving trip anyway.
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« Reply #1166 on: November 15, 2012, 08:58:38 AM »
Oh, that's right.  Thanksgiving is close . . . in the midst of all that I've been through recently, I forgotten that it's a week away.

Chapter Two:
The Androgynecopraesent Wave

The shockwave approached Earth with alarming rapidity.  It was strange and odd that there was no debris or objects in its path.  Either Abomination got astoundingly lucky or he did his homework. . . . The former is more likely.

When the wave hit Earth, the area between RAF and the city was ground zero.  It wasn't harmless however, but it was not malignant either.

In RAF, some RAFians were arguing over who had it worse, men or women.  Cloak found he didn't like such a debate, having so precious few male role models in his youth and being basically brought up by females.  He turned his back on them, and began to return to his thread.

It was then that the shockwave hit, and it's effects were felt.  Everyone was knocked to the floor in both forum and city.  Cloak was out-cold and could not wake up, falling into a comatose-like state.  Parker was protected by his armor . . . although he was surprised to discover that Tyr was now a female.  Helen, Goku and Sam's Lanturn aura protected them from the effects of the energy surge, but they were knocked out, like Cloak.  Only they woke up a few hours later.

The rest of the city and forum . . . well . . . they awoke to some rather drastic surprises.  The male RAFians and city dwellers became female and vice versa.  Although this wasn't really a problem for Ash and Underseen who just easily assumed their normal states, it was a rather strange experience for the other RAFians.

Gaz was now a male vampire, Horse was a male seal, Blue was a female Ketran ninja, Sakki was a male VOLCAROID (Cloak didn't even know those existed*), Oceanspray was now a gynoid**, Noelle was a bigger male Andalite with a larger tail-blade, Aquilai was now a Time Lady, Aila was now a Time Lord, Blaze was a female angel/djinn hybrid, Hunter was a female wolf, Marie was a todd (that is to say, a male fox), Dino was a somewhat smaller ankylotyrannus, Faerie was a male faerie (again, something Cloak did not know existed), Mr. Guy was now Ms. Guy, Mithril was now a femal Keeper, Yarin was a female Nyac, Kelly was now a male Oompa Loompa, AniDragon was a male Pemalite, Goom was now a female goomba (though it was impossible to tell the difference), and Richard went from the father of RAF to being the mother.

The RAFians that did not possess a gender, like the Yeerks, weren't affected in the least -- though their hosts were.  For instance, while Myitt's host became male, she herself didn't gain or lose or swap genders.

This, naturally let to an uproar in both the city and the forum -- although a select few in the city were happy with the change, there were many more who were not.  The Knights naturally endeavored to find a way to blame this on aliens or the RAFians -- who they blame for killing former general Cannon, as well as other percieved slights on their little "club", as they call it when in mixed company.  But the RAFians still didn't consider the Knights of Humanity a real threat, not compared to the real, true villians they had to take on.

Back in the forum, an emergency meeting is called.  Richard began without preamble.

"I believe you know why we're here," he said, brusquely.  Even his voice had changed.  "To discuss possible solutions for this predicament -- unless you like the change."

There were murmured protestations about that, some louder than others.

"Okay, then," Richard said, in a whippish, business-like manner.  "Goom, Yarin, Aquilai.  Can you devise a prototype of some sort to reverse the process?"

"Possibly," Goom said -- his . . . er, her voice didn't change at all.  Goombas really don't sport sexual dimorphism, apparently.  "But it'll take time."

"You've got twenty-four hours," Richard said.  Before adding, "Kidding.  Kidding!  But get to work on it ASAP.  What's Cloak's status, Kelly?"

"Well," her . . . er, his voice changed as well, "from what I can tell, from our limited knowledge of Realm Walker physiology, he's stable, but it's like he's in a coma."

"But why?" Underseen asked, his shapeshifting bugged a little bit, but he corrected it.  He'd been having this problem ever since the shockwave happened.  "Why did that quantum surge or whatever just knock him out?"

"And it didn't seem to affect him the way it affected most of us," Kelly put in.  "Cloak's still a 'he'.  But unconscious, almost catatonic state."

"I must echo Underseen here," Mithril said, his . . . er, her voice was different as well.  "Why was he knocked comatose?  Why did the surge do that to him?"

"Maybe because he's basically a corporeal energy creature . . ." Gaz said, with a newly deeper voice, ". . . perhaps, just perhaps, his natural energy reacts hostilely to the that of the surge's?"

"We'll probably find out in due time," Phoenix said -- and he was now a she, and his, er, her voice was different as well.  "In the meantime, we could find out what caused that surge to begin with."

Richard nodded, "Right.  I'll have Estelore on it."

---
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**Yes, I did look up the term for a female android.
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« Reply #1167 on: November 15, 2012, 03:50:31 PM »
I can just imagine me in the back or something babbling and going "is that my voice? is that MY voice?!"

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1168 on: November 15, 2012, 04:00:25 PM »
A better reaction than the one I was fearing, Gazzy.  *whew!*


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« Reply #1169 on: November 15, 2012, 08:25:27 PM »
I'm technically affected, but hiding it... Doing a pretty bad job at it too.
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