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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1035 on: September 30, 2012, 09:03:31 PM »
I will stop spoiling this for myself
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1036 on: September 30, 2012, 09:08:57 PM »
It's okay, Underseen.  If you do want spoilers, just PM me.  Of course, this current book is a bit of a parody of a certain "Gargoyles" episode . . .

And . . . new page . . .

  • Book XX: The Darwin Gun
  • Book XXI: Other Side of the Tracks
  • Book XXII: Pits of Terror
  • Book XXIII: RAF Comix
  • Book XXIV: The First Master
  • Book XXV: RAF -- The Musical
  • Book XXVI: Outage Outrage
  • Book XXVII: Infinity and Eternity
  • Book XXVIII: The Virus Rings
  • Book XXIX: Soul-Suckers
  • Book XXX: Mayhem of the Music Miser
  • Book XXXI: The Metal-Maker
  • Book XXXII: Richard is Missing
  • Book XXXIII: Emotional Food
  • Book XXXIV: Transformation Confrontation
  • Book XXXV: Richard's Horn
  • Book XXXVI: Feral Scream
  • Book XXXVII: Predators and Prey
  • Book XXXVIII: A Protean Problem
  • Book XXXIX: The Horsemen
  • Book XL: Sizeable Pain in the Necks
  • Book XLI: RAF's Nightmare
  • Book XLII: Unlucky Charms
  • Book XLIII: The Piper
  • Book XLIV: The Wishing Star
  • Book XLV: A War of Armor
  • Book XLVI: The Worst Plague
  • Book XLVII: Little Alien Napoleons
  • Book XLVIII: Go Away!
  • Book XLIX: RAFian Tales
  • Book L: Maul
  • Book LI: Erised Orbs
  • Book LII: RAFians Alive! -- an out-of-normal-continuity book
  • Book LIII: The Pain Reliever
  • Book LIV: Beyond the Veils
  • Book LV: Dangerous Deals
  • Book LVI: Of One Mind
  • Book LVII: The End of Time -- another out-of-normal-continuity book . . . or possibly not . . . ;) . . .
  • Book LVIII: Hematomimic
  • Book LIX: Sins of Youth -- possibly the most frightening book to date ;)
  • Book LX: The Replacements
  • Book LXI: Arachnoids*
  • Book LXII: Personal Tissues*
  • Book LXIII: Memory Today, Gone Tomorrow*
  • Book LXIV: Appliance Armageddon*
  • Book LXV: Prodigy and Composite*
  • Book LXVI: The Merging*
  • Book LXVII: Be A Doll*
  • Book LXVIII: RAF Captors* -- yet another out-of-normal-continuity book . . . unless I change my mind.
  • Book LXIX: Dinosaur Island*
  • Book LXX: Corrupted*
  • Book LXXI: Artificial Skins*
  • Book LXXII: Separation Anxiety*
  • Book LXXIII: A Thing About RAFians*
  • Book LXXIV: A Planted Idea*
  • Book LXXV: Vacation Photos*
  • Book LXXVI: A Personal Gremlin*
  • Book LXXVII: The Rust is Silence*
  • Book LXXVIII: The Toyman Cometh*
  • Book LXXIX: RAFian Idol* -- yes, just another excuse to put in more of the (as of writing) nearly 800 parodies.
  • Book LXXX: Savage Heart*
  • Book LXXXI: Slave Islands and Juggernauts*
  • Book LXXXII: Shredding a King*
  • Book LXXXIII: RAF -- The TV Show*
  • Book LXXXIV: The Drinker*
  • Book LXXXV: The Last Laugh*
  • Book LXXXVI: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad Villain*
  • Book LXXXVII: Sight Unseen*
  • Book LXXXVIII: Don't Let It Snow*
  • Book LXXXIX: The Rachel Toxin*
  • Book XC: Virus Alert!*
  • Book XCI: A Youthful Thief*
  • Book XCII: Calendar Creep*
  • Book XCIII: The Branding*
  • Book XCIV: The Void Zone* -- probably gonna be a parody of the story modes of one of my fav will games . . .
  • Book XCV: An Epic Yarn*
  • Book XCVI: RAFian Gladiators* -- I'll go ahead and say that this book will contain the parodies of "It's Like A B-Movie" and "Worthless"

Again, the (*) denotes a book I have yet to do the chapter-by-chapter notes for.

Possibly a short chapter.

CHAPTER FOUR:
Inquiry

A few more days passed quietly and uneventfully.  But the RAFians still fretted about being convicted of crimes they did not commit.  They didn't exactly have stellar PR images as is.  They weren't the public superheroes that the Fantastic Four was, but even the events of the Skrull incursion could not be ignored, no matter how stubborn the politician was.

A new department was set up to govern extraterrestrial and superhuman affairs -- aptly called the Department for Extraterrestrial and Superhuman Affairs, or DETSHA.  Cloak didn't like the initials -- they sounded too much like a rather vulgar swearword for his liking, but why would any politician listen to him?  If Walker government was anything to go by, politicians only really care about keeping their seat more than the vitality of the country or planet that they're suppose to serve and represent.

The head of the department was a very arrogant, condescending man by the name of Mordecai Dobbs.  The RAFians were very much aware of his appointment to the department, but Cloak, though he had no proof or evidence, suspected him to be a closeted Knight of Humanity.  A rather odd choice, on the surface, to be the head of such a department.  But, looking deeper, it's rather sinister . . . he could cause the government to make more out of some minor event than necessary.  However, his actions remained rather neutral, but Cloak didn't trust the guy.

Suddenly, there was a buzz from the gate.  Cloak had been so wrapped up in his thoughts and suspicions, that it took him a few minutes to realize.  But Phoenix was already at the gate.  There was a prim, well-dressed young man who couldn't be older than 25 and couldn't be younger than 20.

He recognized this individual from the television broadcasts.  He was Morris "Moe" Daragon, Dobbs' protege.  He handed Phoenix a letter and said, "You've been served."  Then left without another word, but Cloak saw that he winced when he saw Cloak -- as if seeing something quite bright and luminous.  So it was true, then.  Daragon possessed the power of true sight -- he could quite literally see through deception involving illusions or body-swapping or possession, etc, etc.  And he was Dobbs's right-hand man.  Did this mean he was also a Knight?  The man was a man of few words, so that was harder to deliberate on.

"Oh no," Phoenix said quiet audibly.

"What is it?" Cloak inquired.

"Something terrible," Phoenix said, "we're facing an inquiry."

"What?!"

"Turns out the Department of National Security and the DETSHA think that we may be a terrorist training facility!!" Phoenix said, unable to keep outrage from his voice.

"We must call a meeting, then," Cloak said, forcing his own outrage away, knowing what could happen if he lost control of his emotions.

***

The other RAFians didn't take it much better than Cloak and Phoenix had.

"But we've decided that they couldn't have been the perpetators, right?" Underseen said.

"Yes, but problem is," Richard said, rubbing his forehead as if to massage a stress headache away, "we haven't any proof they're innocent."

"We can verify we weren't anywhere in the victinity when the crimes happened!" Gaz protested.

"Circumstantial evidence," Kelly said, looking deeply woebegone.  "It won't do much.  Especially not if people have already made up their mind about guilt."

"I hazard a guess and say they already have." Cloak said, sighing heavily.

"Kelly," SuperNate said, gently, "we'll need you to --"

"I understand." Kelly said, getting up.  "It won't be easy, though.  But I'll . . . I'll do my best."
« Last Edit: October 03, 2012, 06:27:46 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1037 on: October 01, 2012, 05:03:51 PM »
Of course Richard commits no crime
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1038 on: October 01, 2012, 05:55:51 PM »
There's a reason behind that, actually.  As Richard suffered no mosquito bite . . .

EDIT: Updated the list with a new book idea -- Book XCVI (96): RAFian Gladiators.

EDIT: I was going to post another chapter, then the site became "temporarily unavailable" and I lost everything.  It was nearly done, too.  So I'm taking a little hiatus from this.  I might retype the entire chapter again and post it later or tomorrow.  Just a heads-up.  And this also gives everyone an opportunity to catch up.
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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1039 on: October 02, 2012, 08:19:47 PM »
I think you should be a published writer one day.[spoiler]A friend of mine said this site isn't a scam hhttp://www.chooseyourpublisher.com/ But don't get mad if it is.[/spoiler] It is a bad idea to try, but it is worth the shot.

It is because you are a good writer, but I think you write for fun.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1040 on: October 03, 2012, 08:22:17 AM »
True, I do write for fun.  I also write to help me keep my sanity.  And I do have an idea for a non-RAFian book (using something I've actually featured in the books here -- the Fractured Realms -- albeit that would like book thirty of the book series plans I made from high school).  But I haven't a word processor or printer.

Believe me, Underseen, I would love that.  I wouldn't expect J. K. Rowling's level of success or even R. L. Stine's level of success (I've read that he's written 100 books or so).

And the hiatus is over.  I'll post two chapters to make up for yesterday's lack of one.  Unless the same thing happens as yesterday, in which case, it'll continue.

CHAPTER FIVE:
Out of the Frying Pan

The RAFians were still reeling from the PR problems.  Kelly was working hard to prove legally that there was no case.  That shadowed silhouettes isn't hard proof . . . but it was circumstantial.

The denizens of the city were either sure that the RAFians were guilty (many of those on this side were Knights, but not all), some thought the claims were preposterous, and still there some that were unsure.  Sure, the victims and their families latched on to this, hoping the RAFians were guilty just so they could get some closure.  But some of these people really didn't have to be such asses about it.

There were protesters that were protesting the existence of RAF, much like those idiot followers of the Westboro Baptist Church.  There signs and posters were no less offensive.  Some of these people were Knights, but a lot of them weren't.  They were just looking for someone or something to hate.  Fortunately, they were not the majority, and a lot of the people living within the city chewed them out for being just icons for hate.  They wanted the RAFians to be guilty, hate was all they knew.  They wanted to condemn RAF with the meagerest, merest proof.

But the RAFians could not pretend that they didn't notice this.  They didn't know how to salvage their PR with the city, a city moreover that they've been responsible for protecting for the last few years.  The citizens didn't seem to care about this (although a great number would point this out to the detractors, who feigned deafness).

Then things got more complicated.

There were reports of several burglaries and robberies -- including nuns, banks and Boy Scouts.  Naturally, all surveillance showed were dark silhouettes that could, in theory, be RAFians.  But it wasn't proof enough to warrant an arrest, although there were several gung-ho people who wanted to take the law into their own hands, so the RAFians sequestered themselves in RAF.  Of course, that didn't stop the drunks who thought themselves snipers from trying to take potshots at the RAFians, only to realize the mystical-scientific barrier prevented them from doing as such.

"Why are we letting them do and think whatever they want form us?" Parker paced agitatedly.  Helen tried to comfort him, but he pulled himself away.  "We're being treated as if we're slime for crimes we didn't even commit!!"

"And there's not much we CAN do," Richard points out, "until we can have irrefutable proof of innocence."

"So, that's the plan?  Just sit here on our butts?" Gaz said, also quite agitated.

Cloak stood off to the side, arms folded, and silent.  He was reeling.  He hadn't seen so much hatred at one time.  He didn't know humans were capable of such emotion, such lust for vengence.

But . . . are we Realm Walkers any different? a small voice in the back of his mind said truthfully.

Cloak could not blame the families of the murder victims from wanting justice of the capture of their murderers, but it wasn't a RAFian.  On none of the silhouettes was the Mark visible.  The Mark tends to always show up when you least expect it.  Kelly had already put that into her case. . . .

There had to be something they could do about this, but Cloak didn't know what or how.  But he knew this . . . something was about to give.

***

Back at Gemini's secret lab, there was a veritable armada of silhouetted figures around Gemini, unloading their burdens.

"Excellent!  Excellent, my children!" he was speaking in a voice full of rapture.  "You've done well!  Exceedingly well!"

"Thank you, Father," they spoke in unison.

The light changed ever so slightly in the dully-illuminated place, so the thirteen silhouetted figures' faces could be seen.  They looked virtually identical (except for being dark palette swaps) of Parker (in a Metroid/SPARTAN-fused suit), Noelle, Underseen, Demos, Ash, Gaz, Horse, Bear, Faerie, Blue, Blocky, Aquilai, and a compacted Dino.  But they bore no Mark.  These weren't the real McCoys.

"Parker2, your suit is holding up well, yes?"

"Yes, Father," he said.

"Very well, then, my children!  Off to bed, off to bed, with you!" Gemini said with seemingly-geniune paternal air.  The thirteen tromped off obediently, and without a word.  Never questioning the motives or drives of their "father".

"You use them to pilfer for you?" said the voice of the haughty woman.

"Yes, mistress," Gemini said deferentially.

"You really don't realize their full potential, do you?"

"Mistress?"

But she was gone.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1041 on: October 03, 2012, 10:16:42 AM »
Now, as promised, second chapter of the day.  Unless what happened yesterday happens again today.  Probably gonna be a short one.

CHAPTER SIX:
Damage Control

"I must convene with the other mods." Richard said, getting up with a weary sigh.  "We must see just how much damage control we can do."

Richard took a deep breath and looked over in the direction of the city through haggard eyes, then he let out his breath in a long, beleaguered sigh.

"If there's any damage control that we can do," he added, with an exhausted tone.  He knew that it was a steep hill that they had to climb, and he also knew that the city may not ever trust a RAFian again.

The mods gathered in the D-Lounge, while the other RAFians milled around weary, fretful or both.  It was certainly a rather dark day for RAF.  Cloak did not even want to consider the notion of the forum, the home he loved so very much being shut down, or his friends -- his INNOCENT friends being arrested for crimes they did not commit.  Especially since the city's government seemed rather eager to convict, regardless of the flimsiness of their evidence.

Perhaps they should take some proactive steps in preventing this.  Cloak rubbed his chin thoughtfully, as he regarded this idea.  He realized quickly though that such an action could prove to be more detrimental than helpful.  But there was a sense of restless energy present within the forum, and something was bound to happen, and it may not be for the better.

Parker, Ash, and Gaz were nearby.  Cloak could see clear signs of anxiety and apprehension upon the trio.  If things really hit the fan, they might be condemned to prison.  Even death.  Cloak wished that he could help . . . wait.  He gave Aquilai some tech to tinker with -- to maybe enhance his TARDIS's defense mechanisms.

***

"Aquilai, is it done?"

"Yeah," he said, wiping some sweat from his forehead onto his sleeve.  His metalbending had made his tinkering somewhat easier for him.  "But I don't know why you wanted me to have this cute little bird robot scan a camera."

"It's Cybertronian, Aquilai," Cloak explained.  "It can transform into a camera."

Cloak held out his palm for the little robot to hop into.

"Can Laserbeak fly in camera mode?"

"Yeah." Aquilai said, then looking at Cloak, said, "'Laserbeak'?"

"What can I say?" Cloak chuckled.  "I have weakness for classic names."

"Cloak," Aquilai said, putting his hand on the former's shoulder, "are you sure about this?"

"You have more to lose than I do, Aquilai." Cloak said earnestly, and grasped his friend's hand as Aquilai wished him luck.

***

"We should just go and find those fakes masquerading as us, and get our names cleared." Parker was saying.  He was standing, too worked up to sit.  Gaz and Ash were also standing.

"About that," Cloak said, coming up behind him.

Parker looked around at Cloak and said, "Do you get a thrill on coming up from behind people?"

"No," Cloak said, dismissively.  "I heard what you said."

"That was . . . was just bluster."

"You and I both know what it was, Parker," Cloak said.  "And I think I've a way to help you."

Laserbeak perched on Cloak's shoulder, making him look somewhat less intimidating.  Then Laserbeak fluttered over to Gaz and landed on her shoulder.  Gaz looked at the little bird of Cybertronian tech, and smiled slightly.

"This is Laserbeak." Cloak said.  Then to the robotic bird, he said, "Show them what you can do, Laserbeak."

He left Gaz's shoulder and then transformed into a flying camera.  But then transformed back into bird mode, and landed back on Gaz's shoulder, nuzzling her ear, causing her to giggle a little as it tickled.

"What are you saying, Cloak?" Parker said, although he was getting the gist of Cloak's intention.

"We capture your duplicates on camera," Cloak said.  "As well as yourselves.  And people will see that their are two of you."

"And that will invalidate their claims against us?" Ash asked.

"In theory," Cloak said ominously, "yes."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1042 on: October 03, 2012, 06:35:49 PM »
Great. Updates! Aw! My new little friend. :D

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1043 on: October 04, 2012, 07:37:41 AM »
Yeah -- unfortunately he gets killed in the next chapter.

. . .

Psych! ;) Seriously, I wouldn't do that to you -- unless it was an out-of-continuity book. ;) Something a little too like Hedwig 'bout that though, if you catch my meaning.

CHAPTER SEVEN:
Double Take

"Why do we have to wear these things, Cloak?" Parker asked gruffily.

"You're wanted, Parker," Cloak said, keeping his voice low.  "We're supposed to be keeping a low profile."

Gaz and Parker were wearing ID masks, which projected imagines that were nothing like their true appearance.  Parker's was a big and burly bear of a man so he could remain in his armor beneath, but he had to remove his helmet to fit the mask onto his face.  Gaz's appearance was that of a twitchy, mousy woman with rather wiry black hair.  Ash, who hadn't a need of an ID mask, assumed the form of a young female child, and people on the street just assumed that Parker and Gaz were the girl's parents or guardians.

"Besides, you don't hear me complaining." Cloak added.

Cloak did not need to wear one, but he decided it would be better if he did, as a lot of the city citizens were rather hostile towards RAFians and he was quite known to be one.  The one he wore projected the image of a rather pudgy, black-haired, twenty-something man with dark brown eyes and glasses.

"And why'd you pick that image projection anyway?" Parker asked.

"What are you implying?" Cloak said quickly.

"Whoa, nothing, dude." Parker said, holding his hands up in mock defense.

"Where do we begin to look for the doppelgangers?" Ash asked, mimicking a little girl's voice perfectly.

"God, that's so unnerving, Ash," Parker commented on Ash's vocal mimicry skills.

"Dunno," Gaz said in response to Ash's query, "but the only alternative was to sit around and wait for them to befoul our names some more.  I'm glad to be doing something more proactive."

A few moments passed, when Gaz voiced a concern of hers.

"Laserbeak will be find flying around alone up there, right, Cloak?"

"Of course," Cloak said, "he isn't called Laserbeak for just nostalgia.  He has weapons with which to defend himself.  But he mustn't interfere just yet.  He needs to get the footage.  He isn't stupid, he knows this."

Gaz thought Cloak was trying to convince himself more than her.

As it turned out, they didn't have to wait long.  They could see three figures in the distance and gloom.

"It's them," Cloak said.

"How can you tell?" Ash asked.

"I'm a tiger," Cloak replied stiffly.  "I can see in the dark.  And, in any case, Earthsight confirms it."

"And what do we do, pray tell?" Gaz asked.

"I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do," Parker said, dashing forward, pulling off his ID mask, and putting on his helmet.  Gaz followed suit as Ash resumed her base form.  Cloak managed to catch the two ID masks and stow them into his cloak.

"HEY!  THOSE MASKS WEREN'T CHEAP, YOU KNOW!!" Cloak called, removing his own mask and stowing in his Cloak with the others.  The three RAFians (easily told apart because of their glowing marks) stood across from their doubles.

"Stop it, Knock-Off." Parker said.  His double just laughed arrogantly.  Then Parker said, in an aside, "I don't really sound like that, do I?"

"What are you Hasbeens gonna do to stop us?" Ash2 said, haughtily.  Ash really didn't like that snotty tone Ash2 used in her voice.

"Don't challenge us," Gaz said firmly.  "It won't end well for you."

"My, aren't we full of ourselves?" Gaz2 said with a tone like poisoned honey.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1044 on: October 04, 2012, 08:13:49 AM »
lol "Yeah, Gaz...I am going to crush all of your hopes and dreams...Just kidding, girl I love you too much"

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1045 on: October 04, 2012, 08:18:25 AM »
;)

Anyway, the new chapter is in the previous post.
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1046 on: October 04, 2012, 09:04:22 AM »
It was like you were saying "I will pee on everything you love"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1047 on: October 05, 2012, 08:35:56 AM »
Anyway . . . might be a short chapter.

CHAPTER EIGHT:
Fighting Yourself

The three began to fight each other.  Cloak notices immediately that the clones had no qualms about being as vicious as they could.  Laserbeak hovered over them, keeping the camera trained on the three.  He looked very agitated.

"Calm youself, bird-bot," Cloak said, affectionately, "you can't do anything for her now, other than taking the pictures.  Don't sweat -- Gaz knows what she's doing. . . ." Cloak caught sight of her fighting, "I think."*

Gaz had aimed a right hook at her doppelganger's face but Gaz2 went mist-mode and Gaz missed.  Then Gaz2 tried the same move but Gaz used the same defensive tactic.  Then both went batty and took to the air, demonstrating aerial mastery over offensive and defensive maneuverability.  The high-pitched bat squeaking was a bit annoying, Cloak found.  Then they tumbled to the ground viciously biting and slashing each other with their teeth and claws, before resuming human form and going at it again.  Bracing each others arms hissing like snakes, although only Gaz2's face contorted horribly and evilly.

Ash and Ash2 were basically fighting like Ben Tennyson and Albedo -- with a flurry of form changes to trump the others.  First, Ash2 became an alligator of prodigious size, while Ash became a rabbit to dodge, but Ash2 managed to snap some of Ash's lapin tail off.  Ash sped circles around Ash2, before Ash2 then assumed the form of a red fox, and pursued the original.  Ash manages to deceive Ash2 by hiding in a piece of discarded wood, and changing into a caterpillar.  But Ash2 eventually notices this and takes the form of a hen who manages to throw Ash into the air, with her open maw waiting down below.  Ash, seeing this, takes the form of a large walrus, squishing her.  But Ash2 isn't done, as she takes the form of an Asian elephant, and seizes Ash by the neck.  But then Ash takes the form of a white mouse, which causes Ash2 to shriek (which Cloak shakes his head -- he refused to believe elephants were musophobic**) and drops Ash.  Ash pursues Ash2, still in her rodent form, until a roar is heard, and it is discovered that Ash2 turned into a tiger (which Cloak tried not to feel too offended by) and chased Ash into a hole in the wall.  Ash exited another one and prepared to nibble on Ash2's tail (which Cloak had to admit was rather stupidly brave), except that Ash2 had turned into a rattle snake.  Ash2 struck but Ash had dived back into the hole and Ash2 bit herself, which left her thoroughly aggrieved.  Then she followed Ash into the hole, only for Ash to be waiting on the other side, in a crab form.  Ash prepared to snap her pincers shut over Ash2's neck.  She had nearly succeeded once, but the Ash2 smashes up from the hole in white rhinoceros form (that's the one with only a single horn and a flat lip . . . and they're also gray).  Cloak was quick to use his mastery over Earth and Metal to fix everything up as best as he could.  Then she charges toward a guardrail, but Ash lets go of Ash2's horn and jumps from Ash2 who cannot stop her charge, and she get stuck in the guardrail (which Laserbeak films).  Then Ash backed up, changing into a billy goat with each step.  Then she charged forward and knocked Ash2 into the ravine.  Cloak fixed the guardrail using his mastery of Metal, while Ash was assuming her base form, thinking she had slain her doppelganger, who rose up from the ravine in a dragon form.***

Parker was well aware of the destruction his long-range and mid-range weaponry could wreck on the city, and he wasn't really ready to risk it, especially because he was all too aware that his clone, in what Parker considered to be inferior armor, would have no compunction to do the same.  And he knew it would be his reputation, and not Parker2's to take a hit.  He took out his energy sword, and Parker2 ignited what appeared to be a pink lightsaber.  Parker thought at first, Great, Lucas is gonna sue us, then a second later, wha-- wait a minute, PINK?!, while they began to engage in battle like skilled fencers, but unfortunately, Parker2 wasn't above cheating.  He would transform into a ball -- probably due to the Metroid tech -- and roll around to behind Parker.  Eventually, Parker became accustomed enough with this tactic that he was able to predict it.

Then there was a high-pitched whistle that only Cloak and Laserbeak seemed to notice or even hear.  Then the three clones retreated and were gone before the real RAFians could assess what was going on.

"What was that?" Parker said.  "No one won!"

"Never mind that now," Cloak said cautiously.  "Put the ID masks back on.  We gotta tell the other RAFians this."

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** One of only two contentions I have with the Mythbusters . . . which is apparently in the Spell Check's dictionary. . . .

*** Okay, guess what that was a near-direct rip from?


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1048 on: October 05, 2012, 07:29:19 PM »
That was Sword and The Stone, or in the stone.... Been some time since I watched that movie. This reminds of the episode of Teen Titans where Raven's dad made clones of the Titans to fight them and then they beat them by fighting the others clones.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #1049 on: October 05, 2012, 10:10:21 PM »
That was Sword and The Stone, or in the stone.... Been some time since I watched that movie.

Yep.  The duel between Mad Madam Mim and Merlin.  Of course, that's just what I could remember off the top of my head.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.