Finally summoning up my courage, I entered the exhibit. It took all of my efforts to try and keep a straight face as I passed by exhibits full of nasty wriggly insects. It didn't take too long for me to reach the 'roach exhibit and as I stared into the glass display, my eyes stuck to the bugs that were crawling all over the bark lining the bottom of their case in horror, I found myself realising that I had no idea how to get hold of one and acquire it. Not that I was sure I wanted to anymore, watching them twitch and crawl all around the display.
To distract myself, I glanced at the sign next to the display. Interestingly enough, it displayed the anatomy of the insect and explained why it was so hardy. The heart could stop without it dying (though that wasn't elaborated on), it could live for a week if its head was cut off, although it would die of starvation, the fat in its body was what dealt with poisons like insecticide in its system... I stopped reading and started thinking. OK, so they were hardy, but I didn't want noisy ones. I recalled a trip to a zoo in my childhood where we got to hold some rather large 'roaches that hissed like an angry snake for no apparent reason. They weren't too bad...though maybe that was my unafraid-of-anything childhood bravado tainting my recollection. It was probably because they were large enough not to be creepy. Holding this memory in mind, hoping it would give me courage, I checked the species name and didn't find anything about hissing in it. Then I began my plan.
"Excuse me..." I wandered around the bug house until I found an office behind the locust display, knocking at the door despite it saying 'Do not enter'. It wasn't long before it opened and I was face-to-face with a zookeeper. Continuing my conversation, I kept the childhood memory in my mind and also the memory of me lying to one of my professors about a late paper a month or so ago. I had somehow managed to keep a straight face. Hopefully they would help me carry this out.
"What is it? Has anything escaped or is anything eating each other?" The zookeeper, a lanky and bored-looking man asked as if this was a habitual occurrence. I shook my head, looking sheepish as I realised that maybe this was a silly way to go about getting a 'roach.
"Um...maybe I should have called beforehand. My name is Al-exandra," I automatically renamed myself and then struggled to hide a frown. That wasn't intended, but my subconscious must have remembered the Yeerks and whether they could track me down if this went badly. "I'm a Biology major hoping to specialise in animal biology, possibly with a view to eventually becoming a vet or maybe studying zoology after I graduate. As part of a project I'm doing, I have to make a detailed report on one animal of my choice. If I get a high grade for it, I'll be allowed to take more advanced electives in animal biology and then I should be able to specialise." The man looked at me strangely, obviously wondering what this had to do with him. "I wanted to take a really detailed look at the anatomy of my chosen animal for part of the research, which happens to be a 'roach." His strange look bloomed into a frown.
"OK. Let me get this straight, you're basically saying that you want me to let you handle a 'roach for this project of yours? This zoo doesn't have the word 'petting' before it in the title. And why did you choose something you could just catch around the house?" He had a point. No, he had several points. Trying not to freak out or get annoyed, I plastered an embarrassed grin on my face.
"I know it's a weird choice. I chose it because other people are going really all-out in this, they're choosing tigers and highly venomous reptiles...the anatomy part of their research is going to be interesting, but they aren't going to be able to get close to those animals. I thought that I'd get more credit if I actually did a detailed study myself by handling the animal. And there aren't actually that many 'roaches around my school...And I could easily make up this research instead of getting confirmation from the zoo that it's actually legit." He still seemed unconvinced. "I mean, when I was a kid, I got to handle these massive 'roaches that hissed at the zoo, so I thought that you might let me do this for a project...but do you have to book in advance for this kind of thing?" He folded his arms, clearly thinking about it. I tried not to let my relief show as I remembered that in my small handbag, I always carried a small notepad and pen just in case. I could take notes on it. Finally he relented.
"This is going to be a short thing, yeah? Maybe a few minutes?" I nodded, smiling gratefully at him. He strode out to the 'roach display, opening it up carefully and lifting out one of the insects before closing it. He beckoned me into the office and placed the 'roach down on the table carefully. "Don't let it run away." He warned and I pulled the notepad out of my bag as it began to explore the surface of the table. I quickly sketched it under his keen gaze, trying to focus on my role as a scientist. Remembering those terms from the display, I annotated the sketch before throwing out a question to keep him believing me.
"You'd say this one was, what, an inch long? At a guess?" He looked at it before turning away, rummaging through his desk to grab a tape measure. I thanked him before measuring it (which was hard as it tried to walk away). "Yeah, 1.1 inches." I noted it down and then set down my notebook, grabbing it as it tried to crawl off of the table and down the leg. Picking it up, I lifted it before my eyes, fighting off every urge to shudder and doing as the voice told me to all that time ago. I focused with all my mind on the animal, trying to think 'I am acquiring you, I am borrowing your DNA. It stopped moving and seemed almost...sleepy, for lack of a better word. I felt like something had happened at least, and pretended to be studying its compound eyes as the zoo keeper stared closely at me.
"I think this one likes you." I tried to laugh at what he said, still fighting the revulsion as I set it down and it began to move slowly. I added to my sketch about the compound eyes and nodded approvingly at my research.
"Thanks, I think I've got everything I need. I don't suppose you have anything I can take to school to prove I actually examined this 'roach here at the zoo?" I asked as the zoo keeper scooped up the 'roach. He nodded,
"We have a stamp we use for internal paperwork, I can stamp your sketch if you want." He disappeared to replace the 'roach and I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding. When he returned, I had the sketch ready. He retrieved a stamp from his desk and stamped it with the zoo's logo and name. I smiled at him.
"Thank you so much for your help! I think this is going to go really well! Maybe I will end up studying zoology..." He seemed amused now.
"Well, you're going about it the right way, showing initiative in coming here and getting all your research done. You handled that 'roach pretty well- a lot of animals are more delicate than you'd think. Maybe one day you'll end up working with us?" He joked and I laughed, surprised at his mood change. Maybe I really had impressed him. With a handshake and more expressions of gratitude, I left the exhibit, heart pounding.
I'd done it. I'd successfully acquired a 'roach. If I ever saw that guy again, I'd have to keep up the lie, but I'd already started it, so just building on it should be easy. Heck, maybe it'd even get me access to bigger and better creatures later on down the line! With a triumphant smile growing across my face, I returned to the zoo map I'd been standing next to before, confidence telling me to try it again with another animal, or at least something similar.