RAFian Zombie Armageddon OOC

[Blazing Angel]

You owe me a truck

[General Squall Leonhart]

Calling Ko Ko and Gorilla dude! You are requested to post an entry in the roleplay.

[ko ko]

i'm waiting on gorilla dude. what's up with him? all we're doing is driving around anyways

[General Squall Leonhart]

Well aren't Gorilla and Blaze in the same car? Because Blaze said something and Gorilla has yet to react. Also if you read my last entry isn't there some way you want to react?

[ko ko]

fine fine. i'll react to your douchebaggery

[General Squall Leonhart]

I forgot that Gorilla is knocked out right now so he cant reply. I will post soon don't worry

[ko ko]

blaze, yes, romer is supposed to be a paramedic, but i'm not. i have no idea what to do about one wandering eye. i suggest either editing or you're gonna lose your eye.

[Blazing Angel]

Im thinking either temporary dizzy effect or EYEPATCH!

[General Squall Leonhart]

*Epic Eye Roll* Oh brother.

[ko ko]

up to you dude, but in my experience, seeing out of one eye sucks. eye patch it is tho

[General Squall Leonhart]

Dude I have suffered a real life head injury like that. You will not have an eye that moves like that because that is called 'Lazy eye' and it is a birth defect. You will feel dizziness and you definitely shouldn't stand because otherwise your eyes will play tricks on you and make you think the world has tilted 90 degrees vertical. Basically the ground goes from this: __ to this: l. OK?

[Blazing Angel]

Yeah but this is an apocolypse. What does not kill you gives you an awesome injury. Im think building a special eyepatch that can attatch to my eye socket. It will have a built in gun.

[General Squall Leonhart]

Blaze seriously dude. I also suffered the same injury and it is NOT that serious. All you have is a concussion which means some Tylenol, lay down, and in about 5-10 minutes the dizziness will wear off and you will walk and be fine. Seriously stop being so over dramatic and making a little head injury WAY out of proportion. I may not be a doctor, but I do have significant medical knowledge and while this may be an Apocalypse we need to keep human injury in the realm of reality. OK?

[ko ko]

and what sort of a lame story would losing your eye be?

how'd you lose your eye?
in the zombie apocalypse.
wow really? doing what?
i hit my head in the car while driving over a bump.
oh... fail

and squall: the water bottle is empty. half of it got poured on blaze's head, the other half on the towel. also, even though you both went over the same bump, you guys didn't necessarily receive the same injury. don't get me started on approach angles and suspension.

[General Squall Leonhart]

I have to agree with ko ko dude. If you told that story to me I would laugh in your face and say "Seriously dude? That is epically pathetic man."

All right so we didn't receive the same injury, but we both received a head wound and we were traveling at approximately the same speed. So it's not going to be brain killing to one person and barely a minor concussion to another person. Also I will edit the water bottle scene.