Hahaha! Let's see... I speak in varying degrees of fluency: Brazilian Portuguese, Italian, Dutch, Spanish (the South/Central American variety, using the Vosotros forms), Welsh, English, Elvish (Sindarin+Quenya), Latin, Irish Gaelic, Scottish, German.
English, Elvish, and Spanish I can translate in my head from spoken words, in general. Portuguese and Italian I can puzzle out slowly from the Spanish I know, but I prefer to read it than hear it. Latin en't spoken much, just read.