The [parody] show starts off with star-wars like intro (actually, it starts off exactly that way. The long, pointless blither blab at the beginning goes as follows:
It is a time of great tribulation: a decade full of Nintendo video games, the plight of the local fast food restaurant, and the reign of a corporation known as the Gap. At the same time, planet Earth is being invaded by an alien race known as the Yeerks.
The Yeerk Empire has visited many gross and disgusting planets, and seized control over some pretty stupid and unintelligent races, like the Hork-Bajir, and whatever the hell the Mak and Sstram are…Seriously, how come we never get to see what those guys look like? I mean, it seems kind of pointless to just mention two potentially interesting races and then discount them like they were never mentioned in the first place…
But I digress…
Now the Yeerks have taken an interest on a new race. A race known for waging war with its own people, and is already quite self-destructive on its own accord. They are a race that easily succumbs to temptations, like lust and gluttony. They are a race that was previously unknown by many races in the galaxy—which, doesn’t make sense…Because the Andalites and the Yeerks pretty much knew about every other race, except for the humans…I never really go that…
Oh yea…They human race…
And who do we depend on to save our butts from being enslaved by the Yeerks?
Teenagers…
Yea, that’s right…Our freedom-and, by extension or lives—depend on teenagers. I mean, do you honestly believe that a bunch of selfish little kids, who barely commit to doing their homework, will have the courage and motivation to handle a major alien invasion?
Yea…Neither do I. But the Andalites pretty much gave us the ol’ finger, so we’re stuck with these kids.
This is their story…
(Pointless) Scene One
Narrator: JAKE BERENSON, talking to a camera, to warn the people of the Yeerk Invasion…Which doesn’t make any sense, since Jake is pretty much putting his own life in jeopardy by making a tape that his YEERK of a brother has easy access to…
JAKE: Alright, now how do you turn this thing on? What the hell does that blinking light mean? I guess it can’t be too important…
(Jake sits down by that windowsill in his room…or whatever…)
JAKE: Hey there people in TV land! I’m Jake. The hero of time…wait, no that’s not right…Better start this tape over again…
(Jake restarts the tape)
JAKE: Alright, if you’re watching this tape, then that means it’s too late…Nope, that’s just lame…
(Jake restarts the tape…again)
JAKE: Mom, was the tape in the box marked Our Wedding Day important?—Oh crap, I’m filming!
(Jake restarts the tape…yet again…)
JAKE: Oh man, the tape’s running out of film… (Jake starts talking incredibly fast) People of Earth, you are in mortal danger! Earth’s in huge trouble and stuff. We’re being invaded by the Ye—
(Tape cuts out—cues the theme song)
Scene Two
Narrator: JAKE BERENSON and Marco at the arcade. With them is Jake’s dog homer. The two friends enjoy a little game of…Wait, is that Beast Wars? Seriously, they put BEAST WARS in this show? Does that game really exist? Well…I wonder what they’re trying to say…Anyways…The Arcade!
That's all I got so far...Not very creative
