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Offline Baranth

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #165 on: January 27, 2011, 11:07:53 PM »
Quote from: Gumrad on January 27, 2011, 09:04:21 PM
152) Incontinent means you have to wear adult diapers, and incompetent means you are not able to look after your own affairs.


153) Crystals aren't only for collecting.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #166 on: January 28, 2011, 01:01:27 AM »
152) You don’t stop hoping just because it doesn’t always work out. You get more careful. You get wiser, maybe. But you keep hoping.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #167 on: January 28, 2011, 10:30:44 AM »
154) When flying in your various bird-of-prey morphs, take care not to be seen flying too closely together as it will attract the attention of bird watchers. But five dolphins and a shark always hang out together in nature, so don't be too concerned.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #168 on: January 28, 2011, 12:57:00 PM »
155) Dolphins are the happiest animals on the planet.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #169 on: January 28, 2011, 01:42:18 PM »
156: Going for "a walk" may not be such a great idea in a land filled with dinosaurs that may be attracted to what would then be the rather unusual scent of human "walking".
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #170 on: January 28, 2011, 01:49:43 PM »
157) (I am reading that book right now  ;D) If you hit a nesk with your dinosaur tail, you will regret it.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #171 on: January 28, 2011, 04:33:52 PM »
158) ****roaches are a Taxxon delicacy.(as well as any other living thing)
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #172 on: January 28, 2011, 05:30:38 PM »
     159) If you're going to morph a male wolf, be ready to piss yourself silly :P
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #173 on: January 28, 2011, 06:44:39 PM »
160) No matter the species, there are still idiots among every race.

Excerpt from Animorphs #26 The Attack

"Abandoned factory?" I asked Guide.

"Not abandoned. The Worker Guild refuses to come back to work here until the Superstition and Magic Guild certifies that the place is free of the spirits of fictional characters."

I sighed. I hesitated. I shot a look at Marco.

"Oh, you'll want to hear this," he said.

"What are the spirits of fictional characters?"

Guide whined in what I took to be a humorous way. "The simple folk believe that fictional characters are at least partly real and thus have spirits who wander the city, infesting buildings and engaging in various destructive behaviors."
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"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

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“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!” ~ Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #174 on: January 31, 2011, 01:38:18 PM »
161) The best way to sneak up on an andalite is from underneath.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #175 on: January 31, 2011, 04:57:55 PM »
162) Cigarette butts could become an Andalite delicacy. =P
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #176 on: January 31, 2011, 06:21:26 PM »
162) The Howler's howl is specially designed to affect the brains of sentient creatures.
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"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When a dying Andalite Prince gives you the morphing power? Well then you make miracles." ~Me

“Screams of a billion murdered stars give lie to the night's peace, while we cling desperately to the few fragile spinning stones we call worlds." ~Hasturi the Mad Perseid, Andromeda

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!” ~ Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #177 on: January 31, 2011, 07:49:00 PM »
Wasn't that just speculation?

163) Leerans can regenerate the back halves of their heads.
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #178 on: January 31, 2011, 07:58:14 PM »
164)um...hawks don't feel pleasure  :huh:
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Re: 1000 Things I learned from Animorphs
« Reply #179 on: February 01, 2011, 10:54:44 AM »
165) Andalites have porta-potties!  ;D
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