Yeah, I think Tobias wins in the freak department, lol. I have this strange vision of Marco birdwatching with a stranger.
"Oh, look at the red-tailed hawk!" - Birdwatcher.
Marco - "Actually that's not a red-tailed hawk at all. It might look like one, but don't be deceived. Flashy feathers and chicken legs aren't everything, you know.
Birdwatcher - "No, I'm pretty sure that's a red-tail. I am a birdwatcher, after all."
Marco - "Yes, but that isn't even really a bird."
Birdwatcher - "Are you on drugs? Hey, why are you even here anyways? I don't know you."
Marco - "I'm a figment of your imagination."
Birdwatcher - "Huh. Maybe I'm on drugs..."
Marco - "Now you're getting it!"
Birdwatcher - "So if that's not a bird...what is it?"
Marco - "Well it is a bird."
Birdwatcher - "Huh?" Scratches head.
Marco - "It's a boy trapped in a bird body."
Birdwatcher - "That is...insane."
Marco - "And that's my line you just stole." Frowns. "Don't make me mad, or I'll call him over here. He's a precision pooper, you know."
Birdwatcher - "Oooookay. So he's a boy stuck in a birds body."
Marco - "Kind of."
Birdwatcher - "Kind of?"
Marco - "Yeah. He's also the time-altered son of an alien warrior who fell in love with a human. In fact, it was his father that gave him the ability to turn into a bird."
Birdwatcher - "Um....I've got to go."
Marco - "Go? Go where?"
Birdwatcher - "To find a new hobby..."
Ugh...sorry for that long completely irrelevant conversation that popped into my head. It made me giggle. You can shoot me now if you so wish.