My name is Joe. I cant tell you my last name or where I live. Its too risky. We've got to be carefull. Really carefull. Because if they find us......Well, we just cant let them. Here is how it happened.
I was hanging out at the mall with Marc in this cool store that sells comic books and stuff. The usual. We were all out of quarters when a kid from school named Toby came right over to us and started talking to us.
"Hey, whats up?" He asked.
"Nothing much."I replied.
"We were just leaving. Somebody keeps losing all our quarters" said Mark, pointing at me.
"So like, can I walk home with you?" Asked Toby.
I shrugged. Sure why not? I know Toby from school. One time he was about to get a swirley,so I stood up for him. Now im some hero to him. Thats when we bumped into Ronda and Casandra.
"You girls going home through the construction site? I mean being girls and all.."
Ronda got all defensive.
"What are you going to do? Protect us? You think your so strong just because-"
Casandra butted in."I'd be glad if we'd come with you guys. Ronda, you might not be scared of anything, but I am."
I smiled and we all started walking the long way home. My parents told me if I ever went this way they'd ground me for a month. Probaly the same for the others. Well, I really havn't told you about the others. Mark is my best friend. He's a sarcastic kind of guy, I guess. He only does that do get some attention. He doesnt get any at home. His dad sits in front of the telvision all day every since Mark's mom drowned.
Ronda is my cousin. She takes yoga and is very brave. She has long, blonde hair and is very pretty.
Casandra is one of my friends. Her parents have a slaughter house, so she gets TONS of meat.
Toby, well he's some secretive kid. Off in his own world. He has blonde hair and wears these leather jackets all the time.
We finally reached the construction site. For a second we all hesitated going in, but Ronda just walked in so the rest of us did too. I kept on waiting for some guy with a hockey mask on his face and a chainsaw in his hand to pop out of the unfinished buildings and start chasing us. It was pretty scary place.
"Look! In the sky!" Yelled Toby.
We all looked, and there was some type of plane? No, not a plane.
Casandra finally yelled what we knew what it was.
"ITS A U.F.O!"
"It is! And its coming straight towards us" Yelled Ronda.
The U.F.O kept getting closer and closer. None of us would move. Non of us would yell.
Finally, it crashed. Right in front of us.
It was amazing,really.
Then some wierd alien walked out of theU.F.O. He was limping and blood was ozing from his sides. He looked at us.
<Hello, young humans. AAAAH> He clinged his side.
We all looked around to see where the noise was coming from.
"You...You didnt move your mouth. You dont even HAVE a mouth!' I said.
<I am talking to you from thought speech. AAAAH>He stared at us and blinked.
"Oh, he's hurt!" said casandra.
<........Arnt you going to ask what my name is and try to help me>
"Help you with what?"
<The wound.....AAAAAH>
"....uh, no."
<WHY?!>
"I dont help animals, I eat them."
<All of you. You must know. They are coming>
"Who's coming?"Asked Mark.
<The vegetarians. They are trying to make vegtibles take over the universe. They already have 9 planets.>
Ronda put her fist up"I HATE vegtibles! How do we stop these Vegearians?"
<I will give you a power. With this power,you will be able to morph into meat and fight the Vegetarians.>
"So we morph into hot dogs and steaks?" Asked Toby.
<As long as its meat! Quickly,touch this red cube!>
First I touched it, then Ronda, Casandra, Toby, and last was Mark.
<You also must know that the some other vegetarians are already here, and that every 3 days they must go to a vegtable pool. The vegtable pool gives them the energy to live.>
"How do they get there energy?" I asked.
<The pool is filled with V8 juice. Quickly, go now! He's coming! With his fleet,too.>
We hid behind a building and watched as the Vegetarian's ship landed. Out came a giant carrot sourounded by these wierd creatures.
<That carrot is Carrot 3, one of the leaders of the invasion. He's very dangerous> Said the alien.
Then carrot 3 killed the alien and we ran home.
And thats how it al started.
This might be all Im going to do with meatmorphs idk ill think about it
