As shamelessly fangirly as is it, I totally want a T-shirt with "The Marco dude? He was just cold." on it. And pants with "bun-zuh" written on the behind. And of course, "ram the blade ship".
"When do we switch over to nice, peaceful Riven?"
"What do polar bears eat?" (back) "Dumb kids playing hero."
And of course, a picture of a grizzly with "let's do it!".