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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2008, 09:16:14 AM »
Man, that was long. I didn't even read all of it. It was still somewhat interesting, though.

Yeah, sorry about that.  It came out a lot longer than I had anticipated.  But you don't have to read it all in one sitting.  I would suggest breaking it in half or something.

And thank you everybody for continuing to read.  I obviously didn't scare you off with the first chapter, so I've got to try a bit harder.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2008, 12:44:23 AM »
I liked the second chapter even better than the first.  It was a riot. xDDD

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« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2008, 12:31:52 PM »
A riot, indeed. ;D
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2008, 04:27:29 PM »
Alright, the third chapter is up.  It's more of a setup for the next chapter than anything else so there's not much to it, but it's necessary to mention a few things before heading into the meat of the story (pun sort of intended, um, I guess?).
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2008, 03:22:37 PM »
idk i dont find it funny anymore, but im still reading it.
its pretty good i guess but im still a little distubred by it, keep it up though.

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« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2008, 07:42:49 PM »
dude there are probably 10 yr olds on fanfiction.net doing...things while reading ur story. I thought this would be funny it's actually really disturbing. :-\
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2008, 08:41:35 PM »
Eh. It's only disturbing if you let it disturb you.


(Of course, it COULD just be that I have an unhealthy dose of open-mindedness.)
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2008, 09:19:41 PM »
I'm reading the first chapter right now. MANNN that's so wrong D:!!!

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2008, 10:24:03 AM »
Eh. It's only disturbing if you let it disturb you.

Estelore hit it right on the head. 
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2008, 12:12:57 PM »
Thank you, Musicman. :)

I meant what I said, folks. You can approach this like a piece of fiction and read it with open minds and humourous intent, or you can approach it expecting it to have some shred of pity for your sensibilities.

If you choose the latter option, you'll be sorely disappointed, but if you go the first road, you might just enjoy yourself to a certain extent. It's all in how you greet the opportunities that are presented to you.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2008, 04:16:19 PM »
Thank you, Musicman. :)

I meant what I said, folks. You can approach this like a piece of fiction and read it with open minds and humourous intent, or you can approach it expecting it to have some shred of pity for your sensibilities.

If you choose the latter option, you'll be sorely disappointed, but if you go the first road, you might just enjoy yourself to a certain extent. It's all in how you greet the opportunities that are presented to you.

but the only really funny thing about this fic is ax how ax decsribes stuff but tht doesnt make up for the fact tht it sounds more like an erotic novel then a comedy. I did read this with an open mind and still didn't really care for this fanfic although  it is well written
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2008, 04:58:14 PM »
its still good, i think its a little healthy to be disturbed, the parts about the shady part of town are still funny i just think the sex isnt so much

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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2008, 06:14:57 PM »
You can approach this like a piece of fiction and read it with open minds and humourous intent, or you can approach it expecting it to have some shred of pity for your sensibilities.

If you choose the latter option, you'll be sorely disappointed, but if you go the first road, you might just enjoy yourself to a certain extent. It's all in how you greet the opportunities that are presented to you.

Wow, Estelore is like my mental twin.  That's exactly it.  And even if you really don't like the story I'm okay with that as well.  I knew that I was going to have a pretty split opinion on it and I'm totally cool with that.  Thanks for reading it though and at least giving it a chance.  That's all I can really ask for.  Now, back to writing the next chapter which is turning out to be really looooooooooooooong. ...
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« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2008, 06:49:54 PM »
 ;D

We're RAFtwins! Just like Jen and me.
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Re: Ax the Prostitute
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2008, 06:52:50 PM »
Does that make us RAFTriplets?
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