Hilarious--my brother is going to a friends house, and that friend lives about ten minutes away. And guess what my mother told him, just now?
"Don't take that short cut!"
I'm serious, my ears perked up right then. And I was not ashamed to ask, "Is there a construction site?"
To which my brother replied, "Yea..." Sarcastically.
"Go, little buddy. Go through the construction site..."