we make a giant one out of jello, then coat it in powdered sugar and place it in the center of one chalk drawn star pentagon. then the raf ancients must gather in a circle and chant the magic lines as indicated by connecting the last word of each of the books into a long and nonsensical sentence 8 times frontwards and 9 times backwards and 5 times sideways. then the jello taxxon will begin to glow and just when it starts to melt from the light heat energy, the eye of a newt must be placed at the top of the star and stepped on by richard.
and that's all there is to it.
