((lol! i think it's about time i posted in here, neh?
also, since parker's not wearing his armour, what's he wearing?))
After he had fully pulled apart his tommy gun, he cleaned and re-oiled all the parts. Once that was all said and done, he started to feel a bit peckish.
Hanging his overshirt on the back of the chair, he walked out of his room wearing his combat boots, olive drab army pants and a slightly blood stained khaki undershirt.
Following the signs that pointed in the direction of the mess-hall, John walked in and saw almost everyone that came onboard sitting down at a long-ish table.
Walking up to the fridge, he opened it up and he saw something that resembled a hamburger. Looking at the packaging he saw that it said 'Microwaveable Hambuger!' written on the packaging.
Scratching his head, he turned his head in the general direction of the table and he said "How do you work the microwave?" he stuggled with the last word, seeing as where, or more to the point, when he's from they don't exist.