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Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« on: December 15, 2009, 04:02:49 AM »
Too lame of a title? I feel like it was too much.
So anyone, I'm the new kid. I'm not good at introducing myself. I'm 20, in school. I take long naps. I lost a pinkie toe in the Crusades (but I'll never tell you which foot). My uncle races wheelchirs professionally (number 69). I read all the Animorphs books when they were still new, and went back through this week to avoid studying for finals. Screw thermodynamics anyway. I was going to read Everworld next, but alas, there's only three books for free. So I came here.
Some of that's not true. But I had Helmacron boosting to live up to.

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 04:06:53 AM »
hey, welcome to RAF!
i don't think there's many people online right now, but be prepared for a huge welcoming.

if you need any help, feel free to ask.
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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 04:10:00 AM »
Love the title, first of all.

Oh, I'm going to try and guess which things are true.  Okay?

You're the new kid: True
You're not good at introducing yourself: False
You're 20: True
You're in school: True
You take long naps: True
You lost a pinkie toe: True
 . . . In the Crusades: False
Your uncle races wheelchairs professionally: True
You read all the Animorphs books when they were still new: True

So how did I do?

Oh yeah, and I'm DinosaurNothlit, by the way.  Call me Dino, DN, or Nothlit.  Or, well, SuperDino works too (forgot I changed my name, for a second there)

Welcome to RAF!
« Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 04:12:19 AM by SuperDino »

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 04:11:55 AM »
Not so great.

What kind of dinasour?

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 04:15:08 AM »
Not so great.

i'll guess exactly the opposite of dino.


You're the new kid: False
You're not good at introducing yourself: True
You're 20: False
You're in school: False
You take long naps: False
You lost a pinkie toe: False
 . . . In the Crusades: True
Your uncle races wheelchairs professionally: False
You read all the Animorphs books when they were still new: False

how'd i do?

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 04:16:07 AM »
What kind of dinasour?

Well, you see, I used to use a mixed morph as my battle morph.  Ankylosaurus and Tyrannosaurus.  I call it an Ankylotyrannus.

Long story short, I got stuck with a tranquilizer dart (stupid animal control), and knocked out for over two hours . . .

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 04:18:17 AM »
Not so great.

i'll guess exactly the opposite of dino.


You're the new kid: False
You're not good at introducing yourself: True
You're 20: False
You're in school: False
You take long naps: False
You lost a pinkie toe: False
 . . . In the Crusades: True
Your uncle races wheelchairs professionally: False
You read all the Animorphs books when they were still new: False

how'd i do?

She did better. That's true, but even if it wasn't, I'm going to side with the girl every time.

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 04:24:23 AM »
congratulations on getting better than 50%, dino!

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 04:26:25 AM »
What kind of dinasour?

Well, you see, I used to use a mixed morph as my battle morph.  Ankylosaurus and Tyrannosaurus.  I call it an Ankylotyrannus.

Long story short, I got stuck with a tranquilizer dart (stupid animal control), and knocked out for over two hours . . .

I think Ax was able to mix DNA from the four of them because it was the same species and the DNA was therefore compatable. Would Ankylosaurus and Tyrannosaurus have the same number of chromosones even? A T-rex's legs clearly couldn't support the armor. You would have to have four legs. T-rex's jaw then? Hmm...

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 04:32:52 AM »
Marco was able to mix morphs from different species, so it isn't like it's impossible.

Actually, no, I am two-legged.  I have much thinner armor than an actual Ankylosaurus, so my legs are still able to support it.  Plus, I can't run as fast as a true T-rex without injuring myself, so that's a bit of a drawback, but it's worth it for the armor.

Here's a picture of me, in case you've got any more questions.

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 04:37:21 AM »
Marco was able to mix morphs from different species, so it isn't like it's impossible.

Actually, no, I am two-legged.  I have much thinner armor than an actual Ankylosaurus, so my legs are still able to support it.  Plus, I can't run as fast as a true T-rex without injuring myself, so that's a bit of a drawback, but it's worth it for the armor.

Here's a picture of me, in case you've got any more questions.

When did Marco mix morphs?

The picture answers all further questions on your dinosaur-ness.

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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 04:40:10 AM »
When did Marco mix morphs?

Marco mixed morphs in book #35.  Remember, when he accidentally morphs crazy mixed-up animals because he was so stressed?  He wound up with a bunch of useless creatures, of course, but that's just because he wasn't focusing on it.

But it got me thinking, what if you could create the ultimate battle morph that way?  So I did.  :D

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2009, 04:45:13 AM »
What is RAF dating?

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2009, 04:47:03 AM »
RAFdating is 'dating' on the forum.
it's nothing serious, all for fun.

there's RAFcrushes as well, which usually come beforehand.

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Re: Pitiful humans bow to the might of the helmacron male!
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2009, 04:54:37 AM »
If I had known about that earlier I would have claimed to be illegitimate child of an RAF couple.