Welcome! I'm Spartan-281
Others call me Parker, mostly. I also go by Spartan, Shaft, Brandon, Park, or Parks
If you have ANY 'sanity' left, it will be extracted. No choice in the matter. There's no room here for them.

Since you're personality is dipped in sarcasm, as mine is too, it'd be best to familiarize yourself with our smiley system.

Believe me, a smiley can mean the difference between rage and funny.
Hope you love it here!
bye now.
Okay, now I'm leaving.
Fine, be that way. *leaves*