Megamorphs 1:
Twister 2: VeleekMegamorphs 2, 3, and 4:
Uhmn... Time Travel Sucks For Everyone Involved. #1: WOOHOO WE HAVE PLOT!!!
#2: ...Until the plot-bunnies start attacking...
#3: ...and then bird-boy screws us all over...
#4: ...which is totally okay, now, because we have an Andalite!
#5: Wow, Marco's life is obviously gonna' be downhill from here, right?
#6: This entire book is just development of the villain collective. Don't worry, nobody has to die; we just wanna' gross you out a little.
#7: Hello, Ellimist!
#8: Hello, Earth-Diary! Oooh, the refreshing beverage known as 'vinegar'....
#9: Ax pu$$ies out, and you can be sure Alloran isn't happy about it.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE, HOW UN-ANDALITE IS THAT?!?!#10: Yo yo yo, The Chee are in the HOUSE!! WOOP!
#11: So begins the series-long fascination with illogical time-travel.
#12: Where we discover that a James Van Der Beek-esque media icon is evil, along with the rest of the media. Duhhhh.
#13: HEY, GUYS!! THE PLOT CAME BACK!!!
#14: Yeah, this entire book is just one big joke. At least the punchline is okay.
#15: Another reminder of how downhill Marco's life is going, riiight?
#16: Guess what, the internet is evil, too! Duhhhhhh.
#17: Two to three words: Gleet Bio-Filter. Oh, and oatmeal.
#18: Uhmn... is anybody else getting deja vu with the whole Leerans and badly located Andalites thing?
#19: Cassie pulls a stupid and gets rescued by plot bunnies.
#20: Babe the Blue Box
#21: Dawwww, what a pretty dog on the cover ohwaitthere'sastoryhere!!! *readreadreadread*
#22: Three plotfull books in a row? *gasp* Egad! I don't believe it!
#23: D@mmit. Spoke too soon, so now we've got a zoo and a Visser and a Vader and... whoa, did nobody else notice the odd similarities in those names? *total brain derailment*
#24: Honey, tiny aliens shrunk the kids.
#25: Hey, you'd think that one of these days we'd actually put in the effort to acquire survivable morphs BEFORE we find ourselves at death's door, y'know?
#26: The whole effing team gets rescued by plot bunnies, and jeeze, does NOBODY notice how similar this is to LOTR?
#27: K.A. and her ghosties have an odd fascination with underwaterness.
#28: Mooooo.
#29: Because Cassie is such a superb neurologist and surgeon. *eyeroll*
#30: Marco's third shot at fixing his life, and the first conclusive proof that you just can't have a Marco book without some invertebrate on the cover.
#31: Some really short-sighted thinking on everybody's part.
#32: When Rachel goes scizo... or at least moreso than usual.
#33: Torture and Taylor, who never quite makes it into the ranks of major villains, unfortunately. It's kinda' sad that, as unrealistically not-often as the team members get captured, the one time that anything comes of it, the capture was ALLOWED.
#34: Cassie Gets Possessed By An Andalite With Species Issues.
#35: Finally Marco has a vertebrate morph on the cover... and it's a pooodle?! Poor schmuck.
#36: Okay, I'm not even gonna' go there.
#37: Rachel, maaaan? *shakes head slowly*
#38: Hey! Get the Hell back here! I want s'more Garatrons!
#39:
When Buffa-Humans Attack#40: A whole book of plot-bunnies. And bees. Woop. Oh, wait... bees are invertebrates, too....
I stop there, because I don't know how willing I am to take the last chunk of the series seriously enough to lampoon any parts of it.
Then again...
#54: SOMEBODY likes the Stones....