Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say

[Organimorph552]

Thought of a lot of things the animorphs would never say.

Jake:"Mommy!"
"I want to join The Sharing!"
"I surrender to your mighty power!"

Marco:"Ok,my jokes are lame.Ax,you start telling the jokes."
"I hate myself.I think I might commit suicide."
"Ok,here's the plan.We morph ant again!"

Cassie:"I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL PUNY MORTALS!"
"I'm tired of being nice.Rachel,teach me how to be mean."
"I'm not a veggeterrian anymore."
"I hate animals!Let's go burn down the forest where Ax lives!"

Rachel:"I don't want to fight.I want to play with Barbie dolls!"
"Grizzly Bears suck.I want to turn into a panda and give Visser Three a BIG HUG!"
"I'm going to start wearing dresses.Maybe Marco will ask me out."
"Let's be friends!"

Tobias:"I hate flying.I'll morph back to human forever."
"I'm a veggeterrian now."

Ax:"Visser Three,please kill me."
"Tobias isn't my shorm anymore.My new shorm is Visser Three!"
"I love yeerks.I'm going to become a controller."
"From now on,I will directly defy your orders,Jake."

Visser Three:"I don't want to fight this war-I want to become an environmentalist."
"I'm sorry."
"I love Andalite bandits."
"I'm tired of being a villian.I want to be an Animorph."

David:"I love everybody!"
"I want to become an Animorph and help the Ellimist!Beat THAT,Crayak!"

Taxxon:"I'm not going to eat you.I'm going to help you!"

Ellimist:"Crayak,do you want to stop fighting and be friends?"
"Rachel,you were a VERY random person that I've always hated."
"Crayak is awesome!"
"I'm going to break the rules of my own game!"

Helmacron:"I surrender!Please don't kill me!"
"Male and Female Helmacrons should be friends..."

Crayak:"I'm tired of being evil.I want to be good now!"
"Drode,I'm going to promote you."
"Jake,want to be best friends?"

[Blazing Angel]

You know technically ax does directly defy orders everytime he calls Jake prince

[Organimorph552]

True,I guess.

[Blazing Angel]

Jake tells ax not to call him prince but he does anyway thats disobedience

[NateSean]

Jake: Okay guys, we have the morphing cube now. And I know everyone's squeamish about bringing on new additions to the team, but lets face it. We're out numbered.

Team: *murmers of agreement*

Rachel: But who can we trust?

Jake: Well, I was thinking Melissa would be an obvious choice.

Marco: Yeah, I mean she's the daughter of Visser Three's most trusted lieutenant. We know she's not infested, right?

Ext. Flashback

*Rachel and Melissa are at some shop at the mall. Melissa comes across a special green sweater that Rachel has been looking for all her life.*

Melissa: Oh God, I can't believe this is the last one.

*Melissa runs off to the check out area. Rachel's eyes narrow.*

Int. Present

Rachel: Yeah, I actually think she might have been infested.

Cassie: Really? Because I thought her parents sa-

Rachel: SHE WAS INFESTED!

[Blazing Angel]

nice man. KARMA

[Blaise Zebrataur]

Jake: Okay guys, we have the morphing cube now. And I know everyone's squeamish about bringing on new additions to the team, but lets face it. We're out numbered.

Team: *murmers of agreement*

Rachel: But who can we trust?

Jake: Well, I was thinking Melissa would be an obvious choice.

Marco: Yeah, I mean she's the daughter of Visser Three's most trusted lieutenant. We know she's not infested, right?

Ext. Flashback

*Rachel and Melissa are at some shop at the mall. Melissa comes across a special green sweater that Rachel has been looking for all her life.*

Melissa: Oh God, I can't believe this is the last one.

*Melissa runs off to the check out area. Rachel's eyes narrow.*

Int. Present

Rachel: Yeah, I actually think she might have been infested.

Cassie: Really? Because I thought her parents sa-

Rachel: SHE WAS INFESTED!

LOL Oh that is a good one.

[Blazing Angel]

Jake: Guys I have our infiltration plan. All of us morph small dogs and hide in Rachel's purse.

[Organimorph552]

This is kind of giving me fanfiction ideas-I'll probably never write them down though-What if Crayak mixed up the timeline like in Back To Before(I know Drode did the thing there...) but he also mixed up the animorph's morals,personalities,backgrounds,family,etc. and removed cassie's ability to decollapse false time lines?I'm starting to imagine David as an Animorph,Visser Three replacing Ax as an animorph,and tobias being trapped as Fluffer Mckitty.Also,Melissa replaces Rachel.Just an idea.

[Blazing Angel]

Sounds like one of the megamorphs

[ko ko]

i got a simple one

rachel would never say: "retreat!"

[MoppingBear]

i got a simple one

rachel would never say: "retreat!"

#37: The Weakness

[ko ko]

oh ya, i forgot about that one. it's been a while

[Blazing Angel]

Marco: You know it's hard to believe but ax is actually better at dance dance revolution with two legs than four.

[OMGsoObsessed]

I couldn't resist posting these (They are all spoofs of the movie Mean Girls):


Tobias: Rachel Berenson... How do I begin to explain Rachel Berenson?
Melissa: Rachel Berenson is flawless.
Marco: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Ax: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Jake: Her least favorite TV show is Animorphs.
Cassie: One time she met Jeremy Jason McCole on a plane...
Chapman: …And he told her she was pretty.
Visser 3: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Random Controller: That is so fetch!
Visser 3: Stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!
FWAP!

It’s Halloween. Cassie arrives at Rachel’s house. Rachel’s in a skimpy short dress and fake wings.
Cassie: What are you supposed to be?
Rachel: *points to wings* I’m a red-tailed hawk. Duh!

Cassie: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Jake Berenson.
Rachel: Okay, you did not just say that.
Cassie: What? He’s a good kisser.
Rachel: He’s my cousin.
Cassie: Yeah, but he’s your first cousin.
Rachel: Right.
Cassie: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Rachel: No, honey, uh-uh.
Cassie: That's not right, is it?
Rachel: That is so not right.

Marco: I’m thinking of joining the Sharing.
Animorphs: No! No, no!
Jake: You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.

Marco: I love this song!
Rachel: I hate this song!
Ax: I know this song. nguh! Song!

Rachel: “Made out with a hawk?” Oh my god, that was one time!