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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #525 on: April 08, 2009, 07:33:12 PM »
The Drode: Oh, the cryak is so mad now
Crayak: SHADD UP!
The Drode: Yes, sir. Just don't fling me into the sun again. I have already got enough of a tan. Get it sunburn, tan. No wait I didn't mean AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Crayak: Why do I even bother? He is like a freakin Chiuaua he can't stop yapping.
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Crayak: Would you like to join him?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #526 on: April 08, 2009, 09:22:35 PM »
haha galladrotron, that is awesome ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #527 on: April 08, 2009, 10:19:11 PM »
Aximili doing stand up comedy on comedy central XD
 

"AND NOW I will eat a delicious cinnamon bun "


(I think he is very funny he just doesn't know how to make good jokes yet)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #528 on: April 09, 2009, 12:29:54 PM »
Jake: Hey Ax, do you want some of this cinnamin bun?
Ax: No thanks dude, I'm going on a diet.
Jake: You sure?
Ax: Yeah, calories man.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #529 on: April 09, 2009, 05:12:29 PM »
Quote from: Shark Akhrrana on April 08, 2009, 10:19:11 PM
Aximili doing stand up comedy on comedy central XD
 

"AND NOW I will eat a delicious cinnamon bun "


(I think he is very funny he just doesn't know how to make good jokes yet)

haha that comedy routine would put the likes of russel peter and pablo francisco to some serious shame :P theyd NEVER be able to follow up w/something to beat that 1
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #530 on: April 09, 2009, 05:19:49 PM »
I can't help but to sense sarcasm while reading that response. Either that, or you think extremely low of Mr. Francisco's work. and to that i say, "Poo to you with knobs on."



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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #531 on: April 09, 2009, 05:22:18 PM »
Quote from: Bjparker0385 on April 09, 2009, 05:19:49 PM
I can't help but to sense sarcasm while reading that response. Either that, or you think extremely low of Mr. Francisco's work. and to that i say, "Poo to you with knobs on."


what are u talking bout? those are 2 of my fave comedians! but u have to admit, watching ax in human morf would def be more funny!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #532 on: April 09, 2009, 05:31:05 PM »
okay, so you were saying that Ax demonstrating how he eats a cinnabon would be funnier than the great Pablo Francisco?

Sometimes you surprise me. shame.  :nonono:


Although :thumbsup: on the fav comedian bit. +1


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Cassie: Just a nibble? *bares teeth* I won't break the skin, I swear!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #533 on: April 09, 2009, 05:34:02 PM »
haha that would be funny

or to switch that around

Jake after the war in tiger morph at ronnie's house

"hey, wanna play?" >:D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #534 on: April 09, 2009, 05:54:24 PM »
David: dad, are you okay?
David's father: No son, i have a parasite in my head and he wants me to have you infested as well.
David: Oh, will it hurt?
David's father: I don't think you understand, it's a parasite. In your brain.
David: No i know, I'm just asking, will it hurt?
David's father: What? *scoff, scans memory* No, no i won't hurt.
David: Okay. so how do we do this?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #535 on: April 09, 2009, 07:24:46 PM »
Ax: We stop for ice cream?
Tobias: No Ax, or you'll be up all night again

Rachel: Wasn't it a bit obvious that david was evil? I mean his constant aggression towards us and...
Marco: You're one to talk.
Rachel: Shut up or I'll pound your face into the wall.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #536 on: April 09, 2009, 09:07:00 PM »
Tobias:  I want a puppy!
Erek:  I'm more of a cat person.
Jake:  I can turn into a tiger *raises eyebrows*
Tobias:  I'm going to be a puppy!  *morphs for two hours*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #537 on: April 10, 2009, 03:19:54 AM »
Quote from: Bjparker0385 on April 09, 2009, 05:19:49 PM
Visser 3: <I have you right where i want you Andalite!>
Elfangor: <Wait, time out, i think i sprained my ankle.>
Visser 3: <Oh, sorry, i'll get a moist towelette.>
Elfangor: <Thanks, you know, could you put a spritz of lemon on it? I know it's weird, but it really does help.>
Visser 3: <Yeah, no problem Al. Hey, do you like scones?>


Visser 3: <I have you right where i want you Andalite!>
Elfangor: <Wait, time out, i think i sprained my ankle.>
Visser 3: <Oh, I'm really sorry... Guys, put some salt and lemon on him.>
Elfangor: <Wait, salt and lemon? It doesn't help. I'd prefer moist towelette.>
Visser 3: <You mean, for your ankle? Don't worry for that...> (morphing) <The salt and the lemon are for me. Andalites have a better taste with it... or with ketchup but it's late and shops are closed around here.>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #538 on: April 10, 2009, 09:37:25 AM »
Oh man, she totally should have written something like that in!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #539 on: April 10, 2009, 12:42:14 PM »
Crayak: Your move Ellimist
Ellimist: Huh? What? *staring at TV screen* Sorry I was watching "Lost". What the hell is going on in this show, I've seen ahead all 7 seasons, and i'm still confused as to what's going on.
Crayak: Uh, Ellimist? Fate of your favorite species here?
Ellimist: Yeah, yeah... *still staring at screen*
Crayak: ELLIMIST!
Ellimist: *whips head to look at Crayak* What!?!
Crayak: F*ckin' move!
Ellimist: Fine... next commercial.
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