how do u accidently get a horse drunk?
Same question O_o
The barn my friend works at has a bunch of empty stalls, which the staff use for storage. One day, they're going to be having a staff party at the owner's house later after their shifts. The woman wasn't home yet, so rather than leave the alcohol outside her door, so since she lives on property they just leave the stuff in an unused stall. THEN THE NEW GUY SHOWS UP. He puts three of the horses in a stall without checking to see if it's clear, then goes out to help everybody clean the main arena. When they're done, they go back to the stalls and see that the three horses (three horses in one stall? That's worth firing right there.) had knocked over the bottles and started drinking. The new guy was fired.
Back on topic:
Tobias: <Hey guys! I decided that I didn't want to be a hawk anymore. As of two minutes ago.... I'm a ****roach! Forever! Yay! Aren't you happy, Rachel?>
Rachel: "Well, I did tell you that I didn't like you as a hawk... Anything else is preferable!"
