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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #360 on: February 08, 2009, 07:54:24 PM »
Tobias:  You know what!  I'm sick of being a stupid bird! *morphs human for two hours*  Yay!  Now I can go back to being bullied! *skips off happily*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #361 on: February 08, 2009, 08:21:35 PM »
haha nice guys

Ax: these cinamon buns are disgusting. no wonder u humans are so primitive, you waste your time inventing items such as these!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #362 on: February 09, 2009, 12:29:16 AM »
Rachel: Let's play spin the bottle...with a dracon beam!
Tobias: Okay as long as Visser Three is in too! He's kinda dreamy for someone who kinda murdered my father!
Rachel: The more the merrier!
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Erek: So there we were at the pet shop deciding which pet to get and all of a sudden it hit me we wasted all our time on dogs when we should have looked into getting Taxxons! If they're good enough for Yeerks they're good enough for us!
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Cassie: I've been thinking theoretically if I were to get Rachel's AMAZING CLOTHES and morph into a starfish and have you cut me in half then demorph into those clothes take them off. Then both of me could morph into starfishes again and we could keep repeating them for infinite profits!
Ax: I agree. Ignoring the fact that increasing supply and decreasing demands will limit your financial gain. What do you intend to do with the exponential number of Cassies?
Cassie: I've got an answer to that. Starfish soup!
Ax: Hmmmm soup!
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Drone: I've got a cunning plan...
*Crayak rolls eyes*
Drone: Boom boom boom. Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom...!
Elimist: Beautiful in it's simplicity. How about we just call it even and just watch Cassie's plan? She's a blonde right?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #363 on: February 09, 2009, 12:40:55 PM »
Ax: Erek you're always saying that, a hundred thousand years before the Andalites learned to make fire you could travel faster than light, but I know one thing you can't do look…
Erek: AXIMILI NOOOOO!!!!

3 weeks later.

Cassie: Ax…
Ax: eh where am I?
Cassie: WHERE YOU ARE?! AT MY BARN OF COURSE. EREK TOLD ME THAT YOU WANTED TO SHOW HIM SOMETHING AND ENDED UP CUTTING YOURSELF INTO PIECES WITH THAT STUPID TAIL, YOUR TAILBLADE WAS BROKEN INTO PIECES AND FOUND ON HUNDREDS OF PLACES IN YOUR BODY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW. YOU ARE VERY LUCKY THAT MY PARENTS AREN’T CONTROLLERS BECAUSE THEY KNOW EVERYTHING NOW.
Cassies dad: Cassie calm down, don't yell at the patients
Cassie: *mutters* don't yell at the patients… *goes out and slams the door*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #364 on: February 09, 2009, 01:10:42 PM »
lol very good ones, everybody ^^

Quote from: Duff on February 07, 2009, 11:52:53 AM
"My name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name is Berenson or that, oh wait...son of a"
That one make me remember Vegemorphs ;) Let's try to make it for Animorphs:

Jake: I can't tell you my first name—or my last name, either. I can only tell you my code name: Jake - I mean, Jape. With my best friend Narco, my cousin Racket, her best friend Cossie, and Tibias, I try to stop the Yeerks...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #365 on: February 09, 2009, 04:46:49 PM »
haha nice ppl
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #366 on: February 11, 2009, 09:52:32 AM »
Tobias: Toby wants a cookie TSEEEEEEEEEEEEEER Toby wants a cookie Tobias wants a cookie TSEEEEEEEEEEEER
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #367 on: February 11, 2009, 06:22:03 PM »
Ellimist: Hey Crayak can you help me take my insulin injection please. But don't inject too much because if you do I'll die...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #368 on: February 12, 2009, 03:47:53 AM »
Crayak: Hey, Ellimist! Do you remember the game you played when you were a young Ketran?
Ellimist: Yeah, of course, can forget!
Crayak: I had a great idea! Why not making it again and sell it on Earth? Humans like this kind of games... and we'd be rich!
Ellimist: Good idea! What do you think about calling it... "Spore"?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #369 on: February 12, 2009, 01:18:36 PM »
haha the game of the ketan's on earth, nice :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #370 on: February 13, 2009, 03:23:15 AM »
Ax: Jake, I have bad news, and worse news.
Jake: what's the bad news?
Ax: the bad news is that we just passed through a gleet bio-filter, so we will now be destroyed in about 5-10 seconds
Rachel: oh no. that's terrible
Cassie: wait. then what's the worse news?
Ax: the worse news is that you just spent that 5-10 seconds listening to me...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #371 on: February 13, 2009, 04:26:59 AM »
lol :lol: lol
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #372 on: February 13, 2009, 08:55:28 AM »
Hahaha! Nice one, morf!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #373 on: February 13, 2009, 09:40:08 AM »
Quote from: morfowt on February 13, 2009, 03:23:15 AM
Ax: Jake, I have bad news, and worse news.
Jake: what's the bad news?
Ax: the bad news is that we just passed through a gleet bio-filter, so we will now be destroyed in about 5-10 seconds
Rachel: oh no. that's terrible
Cassie: wait. then what's the worse news?
Ax: the worse news is that you just spent that 5-10 seconds listening to me...
That was a good one!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #374 on: February 13, 2009, 11:11:26 AM »
Quote from: Nohensen on February 13, 2009, 09:40:08 AM
Quote from: morfowt on February 13, 2009, 03:23:15 AM
Ax: Jake, I have bad news, and worse news.
Jake: what's the bad news?
Ax: the bad news is that we just passed through a gleet bio-filter, so we will now be destroyed in about 5-10 seconds
Rachel: oh no. that's terrible
Cassie: wait. then what's the worse news?
Ax: the worse news is that you just spent that 5-10 seconds listening to me...
That was a good one!

Agreed, that was awesome . . . so awesome I'm almost ashamed to post this one, but I don't think anybody else has and I feel it must be done.

Cassie (at the end of Megamorphs 1): What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast, very very fast, so big and flat and wide it needs a big wide sounding word like . . . ow-oun-ound-GROUND! That's it, GROUND!  . . . . . . I wonder if It'll be friends with me!
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