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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #315 on: February 03, 2009, 08:37:02 AM »
Quote from: Dameg on February 03, 2009, 12:52:36 AM
Do you wanna say Goom dreams about RAFians???  :o

No just the first part, then I actually started to wonder what I was doing and then... It became this dream ::)


Quote from: estrid on February 02, 2009, 09:56:52 PM
aww are u feelin better mira?

Not yet
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #316 on: February 03, 2009, 03:41:43 PM »
aww get better soon!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #317 on: February 03, 2009, 05:32:17 PM »
Visser One- What? Fight? No, Visser Three and I are going on a picnic.

Jake- Wait an minite! I say we draw straws to see who's the leader.

Marco- Rachel isnt that hot.
Your right letting all the boys cutter than me live was the right thing to do.

Cassie- So guys, I decided hugging trees aint my thing anymore. Who wants to go see Ossie go bite some bird heads?

Rachel- You know what Cassie? Your right these overalls are for me!

David- "What the world needs now, Is love, sweet love!"

Eric- Screw you guys, im gonna go wipe out the Yeerks on my own! Muwhaaa!

Ax- Jake had this fanticy he was in charge, then I happend.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #318 on: February 03, 2009, 07:37:36 PM »
Quote from: estrid on February 03, 2009, 03:41:43 PM
aww get better soon!

Yeeees. This is a "Get-well-soon" gift from me enjoy >:D

Cassie: Mwaaaaaaaaahahahaha *run straight into the forest brandishing her chainsaw* AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA *start a wildfire*

Enfangor: Aximili, mum said you knows something about that gigantic motorboat in my room. How it got there for example...

Jake: Tom, would you try to explain to this stupid andalite that I'M NOT HIS PRINCE!!!

Tobias: I think I miss my old life... *flies away and dives in a toilet*

Jake: Sorry, you have to do this mission without me, I want to have some fun!

Marco: Jokes are sooooo boring...

Rachel: Marco, do you want to go out with me?

Jake: *in the school toilet (which is more like a fountain after he had been there)* HA beat THIS joke, Marco!!

Ellimist: ...I have to do something...

Cassie: Everyone knows I want to be a butcher when I grow up
Cassie's dad: OK but did you have to practise on the cow and all the animals in the barn?!
Cassie's mum: ...And all the animals at my job...

Rachel: Jake either you let me morph for fun today or I'll tell Cassie about all those love letters you don't dare to send her
Jake: Eeeeee when you put in that way... Allright!!

Erek: At last, victory is mine MWAHAHAHA

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #319 on: February 04, 2009, 03:31:05 AM »
Jake: Hey, Marco, know this one? It's 2 blonds...
Marco: Don't...
Jake: A blonde walks into a TV store and says "can buy this TV". The store clerk answers "no because you're blonde". The next day she comes in with a black wig and says "can I buy this TV?" The clerk answers "no because you're blonde". The day after she comes in with a brown wig... she says "can I buy this TV". The clerk answers "no because you're Blonde". She takes off her wig and asks how do you know that I'm a Blonde!?" The clerk says "because it is not a TV it is a VCR!" Funny, heh!!? Hahahaha You got it?
Marco: Can't you be serious 2 minutes, we need a plan!
Cassie, approaching Jake and taking him in her arms: Marco, don't say that. Jake is so cute when he says jokes! So... sexy!
Rachel: And his jokes are always funny! Good one, Prince Jake!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #320 on: February 04, 2009, 02:14:51 PM »
Haha!

Goom: I love your Taxxon one. "I need to diet", haha!

Champion: Your Rachel one is really funny too. "These overalls are for me." Definitely something she'd (never) say!
And David going "What the world needs now is love, sweet love!" :P

Stasiea: What you wrote about Cassie running around with a chainsaw is hilarious! :clap:
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #321 on: February 04, 2009, 02:41:57 PM »
even tho i hate blonde jokes, i have to admit dameg, the idea of jake tellin a blonde joke is hilarious :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #322 on: February 04, 2009, 03:42:11 PM »
Visser 3: *gets down on one knee* Visser 1, will you marry me!?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #323 on: February 04, 2009, 03:43:52 PM »
Visser One: Yes! I thought you'd never ask!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #324 on: February 04, 2009, 06:40:38 PM »
Ax: Do you Visser 1 take this...
*Marco and Jake points at Ax, laughing*
Ax: Excuse me... THOSE WHO DON'T WANT THEIR HEADS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR IN THE NEXT SECOND WILL BE VERY QUITE UNTIL THIS HOLY ACT IS FINISHED! IS THAT CLEAR?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #325 on: February 04, 2009, 08:49:34 PM »
haha ax the preist and getting mad, nice :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #326 on: February 04, 2009, 10:16:18 PM »
Thank you Stasiea. I really liked both ones about Cassie. Actually you inspired me to...


Cassie: Allright Rachel you win I will allow you to change my clothing but only in one condition... Right boys??
*Marco comes out from a cupboard, Jake get up from the bottom of a haystack, Tobias is sitting on a shelf (as human), Ax (also as human) and Melissa Champan comes in from the horses - All of them have... "you know what" in their hands... And a smile on their face*
Cassie: FIRE!!!
Rachel: *Screams really high and runs out from the barn - covered with nice brown spots*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #327 on: February 05, 2009, 12:56:16 AM »
lol Yeah, I know, Estrid ^^ I took a bad blonde joke to make that Rachel and Cassie like it stranger... and Marco usually like blonde jokes... not here ;)

Quote from: Blue on February 04, 2009, 03:42:11 PM
Visser 3: *gets down on one knee* Visser 1, will you marry me!?
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Visser One: Yes! I thought you'd never ask!
Visser Three: And I want children! One or two hundred of children!
Visser One: Oh, sweet love! I also do want! Cute little Yeerks, born from our two bodies... Oh you're so romantic, my dear!
Visser Three: Let's ask Iniss 226 if he feels the same...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #328 on: February 05, 2009, 05:57:06 AM »
HAHHA...oh my gosh. wrong for humans.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #329 on: February 05, 2009, 09:51:01 PM »
Cassie: Rachel! Gap is having a huge sale! We have to go NOW!
Rachel: Meh.
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