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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1920 on: January 06, 2012, 02:27:10 PM »
Tobias: It took me years to figure out precisely why I preferred my hawk body to my human one.  Many google searches and several visits to the psychologist later, I finally made my decision.  I morphed into the random girl I had acquired, and waited for the two hour limit to pass.

AX: "No I don't want any more thank you, that tasted disgusting."

Chapman: "CHAPMAN! nananana nananana CHAPMAN!"

Visser 3: <So here is an idea, everyone whose hosts have family members grab a few Yeerks, take em home with you tonight, and infest the rest of the household.  Except you Chapman, I didn't forget my promise.>

Cassie: "Hey how about we al morph starfish and get cut in half, that way we'll have twice as many soldiers to throw at Visser 3."
Marco: "Great idea! I wonder which of the mes will get Nice Rachel..."

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1921 on: January 07, 2012, 10:35:28 PM »
My name is Tobias, and ANGST ANGST ANGST!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1922 on: January 08, 2012, 08:23:20 AM »
Tobias would definitely never say

The store was closed, but the salesman said he could wait if we hurry.
But we were delayed en route when a stingray in front of us killed a pedestrian.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1923 on: January 08, 2012, 10:20:05 AM »
     Elfangor: I'm so happy with you, Loren. I can't wait to start a family.
     Loren: What could be more perfect than this?

     (Suddenly, a delorean appears from the sky. Doc Emmet Brown parks it and exits the vehicle.)

     Brown: Elfangor!
     Elfangor: Doc?
     Brown: Elfangor, you've got to come back with me!
     Elfangor: Back where?
     Brown: Back to the future.
     Elfangor: Doc, I just got back. Loren and I were gonna take the mustang for a spin.
     Brown: Bring her along. This concerns you both.
     Elfangor: What do we become ****s or something?
     Brown: No, no. You both turn out great...Well, not great...No, it's your son, Elfangor. Something's got to be done about your son!
     Elfangor: My son?
     Brown: Yes. He turns into a bird!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1924 on: January 08, 2012, 01:27:24 PM »
Erek: "Kill them, Jakey boy. Kill them all." *Eye twitches involuntarily*
The store was closed, but the salesman said he could wait if we hurry.
But we were delayed en route when a stingray in front of us killed a pedestrian.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1925 on: January 09, 2012, 11:27:47 PM »
Captain Kirk's dad: Ram the blade ship.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1926 on: January 10, 2012, 08:50:05 AM »

     Mailman: Are you Jake Berenson?

     Jake: Yea...

     Mailman: Jake Berenson, May 15, 2000? I gotta yell ya kid. We've had a bet going on about this letter. Didn't think there was a Jake Berenson. Looks like I'm out twenty bucks.

     (Jake opens the letter)

     Jake: Dear Jake,

          If you're reading this then you have received my letter precisely on may 15th, 2000, just after the polar bear attacked me on the Bladeship...She's alive! Rachel's alive! I mean, she's living in the old west, but she's alive!

     Mailman: Old west...That's a stupid premise...

     Meanwhile:

      (Doc Emmet Brown is dancing around the street, right after te delorean goes back to the future. Jake suddenly appears right behind him, wearing a vest.)

     Jake: Doc! Doc!
     Brown: (Turns around) Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
     Jake: Calm down, Doc. It's me. It's me, Jake!
     Brown: That's impossible. I just sent you back to the future!
     Jake: Yea, but I've come back. I'm back from the future.
     Brown: Great Scott.... (faints)
 

     
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1927 on: January 10, 2012, 09:07:21 AM »
Alright, thats it, I have to stop ignoring all my friends that are telling me to watch Dr. Who and start watching it.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1928 on: January 10, 2012, 10:13:01 AM »
     Back to the Future.
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« Reply #1929 on: January 10, 2012, 10:28:34 AM »
* just epic failed* :-[

I haven't seen that either, lol.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1930 on: January 13, 2012, 04:46:03 PM »
Marco: "Hey, Ax, I want to try something.  Say 'three is greater than two.'  But use the symbols, not the words."
Ax: <3>2
Marco: "All I heard was 'three.'"
Ax: <3>2!
Marco: "Nope, you just said 'three' again.  Hahaha, you can't do it, can you?"
Ax: <Prince Jake?  I apologize, but I fear Marco's instructions may have caused me to break reality.>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1931 on: January 13, 2012, 04:48:15 PM »
XD Haha, DN, that was awesome. I forget sometimes that < and > mean something besides thoughtspeak. :P

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1932 on: January 13, 2012, 06:49:24 PM »
Your a genius. My counter statement

Ax: <Hmmm, these do not seem like real housewives to me.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1933 on: January 13, 2012, 07:11:46 PM »

     Animorphs Yearbook:

     Jake: Most likely to lead a guerilla group against an invading race of aliens.
               Most likely to send his friends on a suicide mission.
     Rachel: Most likely to kick ass...Everyone's ass.

     Tobias: Most likely to...wait, where'd this dude go?
     
     Cassie: most likely to be the only happy person by book 54

     Marco: Most likely to kinda sorta but not really kill his mother...

     Ax: Most likely to stupidly get himself stuck on another planet and take orders from an intellectually inferior race.

     Esplin 9466: Most likely to grow dumber over the years.

     David: Most likely to have an unsatisfactory return.

     

     
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« Reply #1934 on: January 19, 2012, 10:02:25 AM »
*Elfangor crashlands outside of a house. He walks in with the morphing cube and sees Jake*

Jake: Hey, I'm so glad you could make it.
Elfangor: Hi there.
Jake: So, did you bring the morphing cube?

*Elfangor holds up the cube and smiles with his eyes*

Jake: Oh cool. So, what was the plan tonight?
Elfagor: I thought I'd give you the power to morph, then we could go fight some Yeerks.

*Chris Hansen (CH) emerges from behind a curtain*

CH: Can I have the morphing power?
Elfangor: *Confused as Jake disappears behind the curtain* Hello sir.
CH: What's going on? *Elfangor's tail twitches* Sir, I'm going to ask you to watch that and to keep your hands where I can see them. Mind if I ask you some questions?
Elfangor: Sure.
CH: *Reads chat log* So, what was the plan tonight?
Elfangor: I was just, going, to give Jake the power to morph.
Chris Hansen: And how old is Jake?
Elfangor: He said he was eighteen.
CH: You want to try again?
Elfangor: *sigh* Okay, he was probably thirteen. But I've never done this before.
CH: Elfangor, do you know how many times I've heard that? Why don't you come clean. You came here to give alien technology to an underage minor.
Elfangor: Well, I was only trying to give Earth a fighting chance against the Yeerks.
CH: Oh, so you were just the good Samiritan helping to defend the Earth from an alien invasion.
Elfangor: Yeah.
CH: Okay, well, there's something you should know. I'm Chris Hansen and I'm doing a story with Dateline NBC about aliens who try to meet human children to give them alien technology.

*A camera crew emerges from their hiding spots*

Elfangor: Oh no.

 *Tries to hide face as he bolts out the door. He is quickly tackled by Hork-Bajir and then eaten by Visser Three*

CH: (Voice over) Next up on To Catch an Alien, he's a floating head who invites teenagers "With Attitude" to his secluded desert house away without the knowledge of their parents. You won't believe what we observe on his viewing globe.