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Offline Faerie Larka

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Re: im a noob
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2009, 06:43:50 PM »
Mmhmm.  That's where we put the bodies.  But be careful.  We've been having some RAFzombie issues.
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Re: im a noob
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2009, 06:49:48 PM »
What?! Again Faerie?

Oh, yes, and General -- *flicks a small coin-like device with his thumb over his shoulder to General Vulcan* take this GPS unit.  Just in case.


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Re: im a noob
« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2009, 06:51:19 PM »
You teleport by GPS?  How do you explain finding Death then?  Does he have GPS coordinates?
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Re: im a noob
« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2009, 06:57:44 PM »
*fires an energy pulse that misses Wild by inches*

I don't teleport by GPS!  I gave him that so we could find him if -- if something happens.  You've been here long enough to know anything can happen.  I'm handing them out to all RAFians.  So far only General, Faerie, Azzy, Yarin and myself have them.  Oh, here's yours.

And I don't find Death.  He finds me -- and I keep sending him to Laura Mallory.  :P  He usually replies with "very funny".


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Re: im a noob
« Reply #64 on: January 23, 2009, 07:33:03 PM »
I want one.  So I can find out if I live in the Arctic or the Antarctic. 
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Re: im a noob
« Reply #65 on: January 23, 2009, 07:58:59 PM »
*in an old-school slight-of-hand, Cloaky pulls the GPS out of horse's ear*

Sorry.  I couldn't resist.


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Re: im a noob
« Reply #66 on: January 23, 2009, 11:20:07 PM »
Lol.  Now everyone's a magician!
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Re: im a noob
« Reply #67 on: January 23, 2009, 11:22:54 PM »
*pays no mind to faerie as he dumps some GPS units into her arms*

Help me distribute these.


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Re: im a noob
« Reply #68 on: January 23, 2009, 11:25:57 PM »
*drops GPS units*

No!  You can't order me around!
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Re: im a noob
« Reply #69 on: January 23, 2009, 11:41:46 PM »
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Re: im a noob
« Reply #70 on: January 24, 2009, 08:53:52 AM »
*picks up the GPs units without a remark, and surrounds them with his energy.  Then he sends them out to every RAFian no matter where they are.*

Wow, that actually worked.


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Re: im a noob
« Reply #71 on: January 24, 2009, 11:56:42 AM »
Huh.  Your getting more control.  Congratulations.
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Re: im a noob
« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2009, 06:28:06 PM »
*dusts off dirt, and peers at GPS*

I live in Brazil?! :o

*looks closer*

Wait, no, I live in the Arctic.  Wow.
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Re: im a noob
« Reply #73 on: January 24, 2009, 06:32:00 PM »
Huh.  Now you know your location.  Congrats!
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Re: im a noob
« Reply #74 on: January 24, 2009, 06:37:14 PM »
It's nice to know where you live.
*looks up Cloaky's location*
He's...It doesn't say.  Wait,  What?!

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