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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2009, 07:10:34 PM »
my two hour limit is almost up. want to come back with me to my place?
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2009, 05:19:37 PM »
Hey I know this great restaurant outside the city that always has roadkill outfront.
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2009, 08:24:41 PM »
[spoiler]How about we break into the pet store to acquire some rabbits so we can **** like bunnies?[/spoiler]

Sorry I know it's terrible but once I thought of it it had to be said!
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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2009, 08:32:15 PM »
Hahahahaha
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2009, 09:04:19 PM »
the birds and the bees. we can be both!
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 02:53:07 AM »
Hahaha wow.. Mike...nice...

Some really funny ones, guys. I wish I could think of one!
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2009, 03:05:59 AM »
Quote from: 1,000,000 Years From Today... on January 12, 2009, 10:36:30 PM
Dirty Joke.

[spoiler]Im like a yeerk baby, I just wanna get inside ya.[/spoiler]
haha my favorite ^^
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2009, 10:14:20 AM »
The funniest ones are always the dirty jokes though!
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2009, 09:40:18 AM »
I may not be hung like a horse, but I DO have a horse morph!
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2009, 09:53:35 PM »
I've got the perfect morph to fit your every need.
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2009, 02:46:57 AM »
Wow, the levels of beastiality on this are through the roof. And rightly so.
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2009, 11:17:51 AM »
Quote from: Dameg on January 16, 2009, 03:05:59 AM
Quote from: 1,000,000 Years From Today... on January 12, 2009, 10:36:30 PM
Dirty Joke.

[spoiler]Im like a yeerk baby, I just wanna get inside ya.[/spoiler]
haha my favorite ^^

See, Dameg knows whats up :]
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2009, 03:35:31 PM »
[offtopic]for those in the betting pool who put money on 5 days= congrats! everyone else owes u money! 5 days it is, and I post again... [/offtopic]

"Hey baby; Hows about you and me become lovebirds?"

 :) or

"I can be whoever you want me to be, babe!"

 ;) or

"Is that a morph, or were you born that beautiful?"

 ::) and here's one for the boy who's about to lose his girlfriend:

"Don't leave, honey! - I can change!!"

and a random one:

"Actually, I'm an alien in human morph - That doesn't put you off, does it?"
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2009, 06:33:21 PM »
No! I was not flirting with that hawk, honey! Why would I flirt with anyone when I have you right here?
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2009, 11:39:14 PM »
Hahahaha, thats my fav thus far.
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