Hello, my name is Wildweathel, and I am a linguisticoholic.
I'd like to offer my services as an accent coach. I don't have much experience--or actually any experience, but I'm a language geek and I grok things like mergers and shifts. In the attached demo I
1) Demonstrate my rendition of four accents (including my native one) reading this text:
Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things from the store:
six spoons of fresh snow peas
five thick slabs of blue cheese
and maybe a snack for her brother Bob
We also need a small plastic snake and
a big toy frog for the kids.
She can scoop these things into three red bags,
and we will go meet her at the train station on Wednesday.
2) Give mrguy some unsolicited advice on how to sound more Californian as Jake.
3) Starting at 4 minutes, engage in a bit of what-the-heck-ery and give a certain popular character a valley girl accent.
Because I can.
Enjoy
Oops, a bit of confusion: who's playing Tobias? Ken or Anitiger?