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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2008, 07:13:19 PM »
I wandered back to my century old mansion and stepped into my expansive library. He'll see what happens when he horns in on my woman, I thought. I spent a good thirty minutes walking over to the area of my library where I kept the books on the occult. I glanced through the books on the shelf Witches and You, Vampires: The Fanged Menace, Demons From A to Z ah, I finally found what I was looking for Ghosts, The Annoying Undead. I opened the book and found what I was looking for almost immediately. In order to vanquish ghosts, I need a bit of echtoplasm and a vacuum cleaner. I simply mix the two and suck the ghost into the bag. I chuckled, soon I will have Estelore all to myself.
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2008, 07:27:44 PM »
"You've never been drunk?!" I asked, surprised. "Surely you're joking with me." Ithought for a moment.

"Wait, if alcohol combuts around you, why are you in a bar? And furthermore, if you got in one of those lakes, wouldn't like, the whole planet explode?"
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #62 on: June 08, 2008, 07:32:40 PM »
I chuckled softly.
"Actually, very few things combust when they touch my SKIN. My internal temperature is considerably higher than my skin temperature. Anything that I eat or drink vaporizes instantly. If I were to belch after drinking alcohol, I could fry this whole place. On the other hand, I don't usually belch, because I absorb the energy of everything that I consume. If I allowed myself to get drunk and lose that control, I might take a Manhattan-sized chunk out of your lovely planet."
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #63 on: June 08, 2008, 07:41:41 PM »
"Well, since we're going off to your planet I suppose it's an acceptable loss," I said. We ghosts are famous for our lack of caring about the living.
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #64 on: June 08, 2008, 07:45:07 PM »
"I suppose you'd think so. It would give you more company, I imagine. All those souls, their ashes in the same general area. So, you'd truly want to come along? This will be fun! I don't often have company, and it IS a long trip."
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #65 on: June 08, 2008, 07:48:23 PM »
I managed to find what I was looking for. The vacuum cleaner was in my closet, and the ectoplasm was in my fridge. I combined the two into a ghost catching device and headed back towards the bistro. I arrived and the annoying ghost was still talking to the beautiful star. "Hey, Ghost!" I shouted, "How do you like this?" I then flipped on the vacuum cleaner and began sucking him into the bag.
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #66 on: June 08, 2008, 07:52:22 PM »
"How dare you! I was talking to him!"
I pulled a few Joules of energy into my fingertips, forming a tiny, intensely hot fireball.
I touched the vaccuum cleaner's bag.
It disintigrated.
Tyler floated up and out of it.

"Shanker, you don't have to be rude!"
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The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #67 on: June 08, 2008, 07:53:43 PM »
drats foiled again
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #68 on: June 08, 2008, 07:59:44 PM »
"What was the idea, capturing my ghost friend?"
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #69 on: June 08, 2008, 08:02:33 PM »
"uhh... he was... evil?" I tried
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #70 on: June 08, 2008, 08:03:57 PM »
"Whoa, that bag was a trip man!" I said in surprise as I was released. You know, nomatter how many times that happens, I never  get used to it.
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #71 on: June 08, 2008, 08:45:58 PM »
"Jack, I need you to tell me exactly what you were doing before you realized you were pregnant."

"Well I was at Shank's mansion and I found the cool necklace." It didn't look like a magical artifact, in fact it looked more like it might be alien. It was a series of green diamonds that didn't have an obvious connections.

"Like I was saying I put it on and then there was suddenly this microwave next to me. Then I went to the bathroom, then went on the computer for no reason, then stared at the roof and waved while complaining about my life. Next thing I know this chime plays then my gut jumps out!"

For some reason I looked up, that's when I saw it.

"Oh my Godess! Jack, you have a Plumbob!" I yelled.

"No, I used protection last time!" Jack insisted. I pinched the bridge of my nose.

"You are so lucky you're pregnant, otherwise I'd hit you." I looked over to the star, she was talking to Shanks and Tyler. Never a good idea to have them together. "Shanks, Estelore, come here and help Jack, I have to go take care of those customers."

"Welcome to Jayne's Bistro, what can I get for you." I asked the young couple.
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Re: RAF: The Soap Opera
« Reply #72 on: June 08, 2008, 09:01:48 PM »
I was a bit miffed that the witch had decided she could order me around, but I WAS the most useful person here....
"Here, Jack, come sit down." I took him by the elbow and escorted him to a chair.
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The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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