I summoned my Zombie Cricket minions to my side.
"Okay, fellows, today is the big day, and here is what we're going to do: Red Team, I want you to block all the city's exits. Let nobody in nor out. Blue Team, you guys will systematically shut down the power grid. Green Team, I want you to sever communication lines and cause general mayhem. Gold Team, you just make sure that Vader doesn't show up. Beyond that, we're good. Ready, gentlemen? Then MOVE MOVE MOVE!!"
"che-DEET che-DEET che-DEET"
"I'll take that as a collective 'yes, ma'am!'"
"che-DEET che-DEET"
"Okay, FINE, then. Do it your own way. Hmmph! Drat-blasted Zombie Cricket Task Force...."
I stomped away, grumbling and taking out a few of my 'soldiers'. Some storm troopers THEY were.
"Jeeze."
Somewhere in the distance, a car exploded.