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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2008, 05:05:17 AM »
Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
Ax gets Tobias in a head-lock.
Ax: <Say Uncle!>


*snort giggle*

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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2008, 05:19:18 PM »
Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
Ax gets Tobias in a head-lock.
Ax: <Say Uncle!>

Marco and Ax leaving the fair.
Jake: Woah, how did you guys get all that money?!
Marco: I entered Ax in a hot-dog eating contest.

Al Gore sees some hideous beast Visser 3 morphs.
Al Gore: Holy crap, it's Man-Bear-Pig!

A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!

At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!

THESE ARE FUNNY!!! The other ones were not the best gags I've ever heard of unfortunately... no offence.
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2008, 07:13:31 PM »
Quote from: morfowt on September 24, 2008, 04:40:27 AM
Do not get these:

Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!

At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 11:39:07 PM
School
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!

Yeah Im with u on the first one but how could u not get the other two? they're the funniest ones...well next to the Visser Three and Inter-species erotica one
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2008, 08:22:28 PM »
Quote from: Blue on September 24, 2008, 07:13:31 PM
Quote from: morfowt on September 24, 2008, 04:40:27 AM
Do not get these:

Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!

At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 11:39:07 PM
School
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!

Yeah Im with u on the first one but how could u not get the other two? they're the funniest ones...well next to the Visser Three and Inter-species erotica one

Leeran=mind readers
Ax=something that looks kinda like a deer. It is a doe. Ax looks at doe. Am I the only one who can put two and two together  ::), other than Toominator of course?
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2008, 08:24:19 PM »
Morfowt is a youngling with an unperverted mind. Let him continue to be.
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2008, 12:39:04 AM »
I second Estelore's thoughts. I didn't clarify any of the jokes for a reason. If ya didn't get the joke, don't worry about it. It's a good thing.

Also, I noticed there seems to be a direct correlation between the indecency of the joke and how funny the joke is. More indecency coming soon. :)
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2008, 12:51:39 AM »
haha uhoh, MORE indecent?...your right tho, the raunchier the funnier lol whats wrong with us
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2008, 03:17:29 AM »
Quote from: tobiasfan21 on September 24, 2008, 08:22:28 PM
Quote from: Blue on September 24, 2008, 07:13:31 PM
Quote from: morfowt on September 24, 2008, 04:40:27 AM
Do not get these:

Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!

At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
Quote from: Toominator on September 23, 2008, 11:39:07 PM
School
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!

Yeah Im with u on the first one but how could u not get the other two? they're the funniest ones...well next to the Visser Three and Inter-species erotica one

Leeran=mind readers
Ax=something that looks kinda like a deer. It is a doe. Ax looks at doe. Am I the only one who can put two and two together  ::), other than Toominator of course?
in this case, two and two equals...cloud?
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2008, 06:13:54 AM »
No, Morfowt, 2 + 2 = Fish. Jeez, what are they teaching you kids? ::)


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Kidding.
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2008, 06:18:49 AM »
cloud? wtf morfowt? you're a confusing kid :P
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2008, 07:23:26 AM »
not as confusing as that blooper...
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2008, 08:37:45 AM »
No Morfowt, it's you. Trust me, it's you. The twenty minute orgasm thing is Jake wanting them to morph pigs and have twenty minute orgasms together. You do know what an orgasm is, right?

These are really good.
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2008, 08:47:15 AM »
Quote from: Nohensen on September 25, 2008, 08:37:45 AM
You do know what an orgasm is, right?
um...not really. does it have to do with organs?
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2008, 09:08:02 AM »
Quote from: morfowt on September 25, 2008, 08:47:15 AM
Quote from: Nohensen on September 25, 2008, 08:37:45 AM
You do know what an orgasm is, right?
um...not really. does it have to do with organs?
It's the best part of having sex. Everything builds up to that, and it's one of the best feelings in the world.
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Re: Bloopers/Gag Reels
« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2008, 11:02:39 AM »
*exasperation* Please guys, respect the younger members of this forum. My jokes are raunchy enough as it is. If they don't get it, leave them be.
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