*turns into an Elf, straight outta' Tolkien, and starts firing arrows at amazing speeds into the cricket horde*
*starts counting cricket kills*
*41...48...57...*
*Wait...I don't have that many arrows, though....*
*What have I been shooting at the crickets?*
*"I am cinne-mon, I is da winna' mon!"*
*drops bow and runs away from the cereal commercial, brought to life*
*crickets follow in hot pursuit*