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Re: Down there...?
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2010, 03:06:19 AM »
well, the andalite body wouldn't get pregnant by mating in morph.
when they demorphed it would be as if nothing had happened.

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Re: Down there...?
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2010, 10:36:26 AM »
That's messed up. :-\

Maybe Andalites do something with touching their hooves? I know that's how they eat..
Personally though I think it's telepathic sex. Man, that would be so hot. :drools:

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Re: Down there...?
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2010, 11:51:11 AM »
Never really thought about it, but what would make the most sense to me as far as Taxxons go would go either A) a queen type setting, where the queen lays larva, (and, with them being cannibalistic, would explain why they like roaches so much. :P), B) using a medium, and infecting them with young like the parasitic wasps Kev mentioned, or C) the female (does it state they have standard genders?) eats the male, and the baby eats the mama.

HB... I have no clue, I think considering the fact that they go through their entire life with those blades, they'd be able to easily have sex without killing one another.  And I'm pretty sure they're egg layers, IMHO, otherwise it seems like there'd be some kind of "*documentary voice* And while the mother lay sleeping, drugged from her own bodies endorphins, the baby spends 27 hours tearing, cutting and ripping through the mother's skin from the inside out in order to escape his wombed-prison." :P I mean, born with blades? Ouch....

Andalites... Hung like horses does come to mind... :P I think they'd have a retractable... Area. Or at least one that could be covered up or something. For two reasons, 1) too noble to have their wank hanging out while trying to shout commands and talk about how much better they are, I think they would have used clothing had that been the case, 2) You KNOW Marco would have made some kind of joke had Ax's willy been just flopping around the whole time. :P

Yeerks... *shuddergag*

Leerans... This has potential for planet-wide orgy. I mean, when everyone can read everyone's thoughts... Lol.

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Re: Down there...?
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2010, 01:17:06 PM »
Wait...so Andalites could, if they wanted, morph into any sexually appealing form they want, bang it out like a pair of cymbals, and then morph back without ever worrying about getting her pregnant.


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Re: Down there...?
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2010, 07:50:46 AM »
Yeah, that's really pretty unfair. X3

I imagine the Andalite nether region is hidable under a tuft of fur, as with most mammals actually. But there's also the possibility that even if it were unhidden that they just don't care. They wouldn't have the same decency norms as a human, being completely naked 100% of the time. I'd imagine that they wouldn't find it non-noble to have their crotch hanging around.  ;)

As for Marco's possible reaction...well, I personally find horse genetalia a little hard to spot/care about when they aren't copulating. But I can see where the joke would've come up.  ^^

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Re: Down there...?
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2010, 03:54:21 PM »
< I am not a horse, though in many aspects I closely resemble one.>
I heard Marco roar with laughter. I did not think the situation was particular humorous.

Ax in #52

I always assumed that was a possible Getting Stuff Past the Radar moment for hung-like-a-horse gags.

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Re: Down there...?
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2010, 10:52:20 AM »
Wait...so Andalites could, if they wanted, morph into any sexually appealing form they want, bang it out like a pair of cymbals, and then morph back without ever worrying about getting her pregnant.


UNFAIR.

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Re: Down there...?
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2010, 02:11:39 PM »
Very, very unfair. :(

But, yeah, I just assumed they'd have something hidable/hidden/retractable/et cetera. Or maybe they have weird hoof-lovin'. :o

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