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Offline Oceanspray

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Join the Yeerk Empire today!
« on: July 31, 2014, 07:13:35 PM »
Feeling down on your luck, destitute, or just need that money for college?  Did you see a good propaganda video and feel patriotic towards the Yeerk empire?  Well no need to fret, head on down to your local recruiting station today!  A minimum of 10 years body time enlistment is required(Real time may be extended due to sub-light speed travel times).  Simply head down to the recruiting station, sign the exempt and release forms, and enlistment documents that will send you on your way!  You won't even have to put forth any effort during your enlistment, your friendly personal yeerk will manage all of the details for you!  Should you survive your enlistment, you will be returned to Earth with all the veteran's benefits we offer.  So what are you waiting for?  Head down to your local yeerk liaison today and begin your journey to the stars!



Offline pallosalama

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Re: Join the Yeerk Empire today!
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 04:44:37 PM »
Enlistment? Reminds of this:
Yet seeing your post made me think, "omg, I've never thought of that, you are an evil genius".

Offline Tim Bruening

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Re: Join the Yeerk Empire today!
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2015, 01:19:31 AM »
Feeling down on your luck, destitute, or just need that money for college?  Did you see a good propaganda video and feel patriotic towards the Yeerk empire?  Well no need to fret, head on down to your local recruiting station today!  A minimum of 10 years body time enlistment is required(Real time may be extended due to sub-light speed travel times).  Simply head down to the recruiting station, sign the exempt and release forms, and enlistment documents that will send you on your way!  You won't even have to put forth any effort during your enlistment, your friendly personal yeerk will manage all of the details for you!  Should you survive your enlistment, you will be returned to Earth with all the veteran's benefits we offer.  So what are you waiting for?  Head down to your local yeerk liaison today and begin your journey to the stars!

That sounds like something Visser One would have set up had she been in charge of the conquest of Earth, and the conquest had succeeded.