Not sure how absent I'm going to be, but I won't be here much...

[Nomad Frog]

thanks for the suggestions guys   They have central heating and air here, haha...the fish idea would be great...

[Phoenix004]

My mum told me a story a while back about a friend of hers who wanted to get revenge on her ex. She unscrewed his curtain rails, filled them with prawns and screwed it back on again. After months of trying to figure out the source of the smell and wasting a lot of money on cleaners, exterminators, etc. He and his new GF moved to a new house... but they took the curtains with them! 

[Nomad Frog]

Oh I like that one!

I was thinking of taking mustard to her room, too...hrm.

[Touquie]

My mum told me a story a while back about a friend of hers who wanted to get revenge on her ex. She unscrewed his curtain rails, filled them with prawns and screwed it back on again. After months of trying to figure out the source of the smell and wasting a lot of money on cleaners, exterminators, etc. He and his new GF moved to a new house... but they took the curtains with them! 

Wait, I've heard that story before.  I think I read it in Reader's Digest or something.  Or on ebaumsworld.com a long time ago.

I have a practical joke book.  Maybe I'll flip through it tonight

[XenomorphLV426]

Phoenix, you lying fiend!  Caught red-handed!  Shame on you, boy!  Shaaaaame!

[Phoenix004]

Phoenix, you lying fiend!  Caught red-handed!  Shame on you, boy!  Shaaaaame!

lol, like I said it was nothing to do with me. It was a friend of the family that did it. I'm pretty sure it happened before I was born so I hardly see how it can be my fault. It's not like I have a time machine or anything... *whistles innocently*

[Nomad Frog]

umm...i'm running over to my good aunt's house, so if you guys don't see me for a few days, don't freak.  If it's past a week, i'll be taking legal action to get my computer and clothes back 'cause she won't let me in the house.

[Nateosaurus]

That prawn idea sounds great, haha..

Oh man, I hope it all works out for you Jen, that sounds really weird, she won't let you in the house? WTF?

[Hunter]

umm...i'm running over to my good aunt's house, so if you guys don't see me for a few days, don't freak.  If it's past a week, i'll be taking legal action to get my computer and clothes back 'cause she won't let me in the house.

that ain't right jen... go to the cops... but hey, it can't be as bad as my bros ex gf tho... she kicked him out, and she then burned all the stuff he left there... such as cloths, books, basically everything but the cloths he was wearing, his comp and his bike... the good thing is tho, it happened about mid last year, so he's over it all now.... but anywhoo, good luck with getting all ur stuff back!

[Nomad Frog]

We have to "knock" and ask permission to come in.

Dude, I almost did go to the cops, luckily my uncle actually has half a brain.  I'm so sick of her, I'm gonna try to be out of here today, I was honestly worried that she'd get me mad enough to hit her if I stayed around, and I didn't wanna do that.  That and I was scared for my life!!  One second she's asking me if I want dinner and the next she's psycho-****, and she had the gall to say I was being rude to her when I said "yes, that would be great if you're going out and getting dinner for everyone, thank you."  Freakin' psycho.  I'm going to take a phone book and copy down all the numbers for psychologists and tape it to her bedroom door.