I have more.
A shirt with a happy dog on the front, with a caption that says...Pemalites, Man's best friend.
A shirt that reads "I would like to make it home in time to watch the Brady Bunch. It is a story. About a lovely lady. Who was bringing up three very lovely girls."
When you start taking advice from Marco, the end of civilization is very near.
A breathtaking picture of planet Earth from space on the front with the caption "This is a very beautiful planet. A priceless work of art."
Then on the back it says "You've obviously never seen our school."
A T-shirt with a picture of a Gorilla on it and the Gorilla is wearing a sign that says King Kong Versus Gudzilla.
One that says "I’m not even average height for my age, although I make up for it by being cute, very cute. And charming. And witty. And modest."