Apologies for reviving my old thread, but 'tis the season after all. I enjoyed doing this last year and thought I'd do the same again. It's not as good as last year, but I hope you enjoy it. Feel free to post your own parodies of Christmas poems here if you like. Merry RAFmas all!
'Twas the Night Before RAFmas: Version Two'Twas the Night Before RAFmas
And all through the forum,
Not a soul was posting
Though they yawned with boredom.
RAFchat was empty
Skype appeared still,
A silence so deep
Bored Board could not fill.
With midnight approaching
And no fun in sight,
It looked as though RAF
Might have a dull night.
Members refreshed RAFblog
But with no such luck,
Many started to claim
That RAFmas did suck.
And lo
As moonlight through the clouds did poke,
Saint Rick appeared
In a puff of smoke!
"Awesome-eth!" they rejoiced
And all of RAF cheered,
"For but a second there
the worst was indeed feared!"
Father Richard laughed
And spaketh thus,
"Miss RAFmas you thought?
I'd sooner walk under bus!"
RAFmas dinner was delicious
And none could refuse,
Even after someone
Started giving out booze!
After many an ale
Saint Rick spake "A toast!
To those who cooked this feast
I love potatoes roast!"
So many wonderful things
Make this forum so dear,
And one of these miracles
Happens but once a year.
Father Richard then departed
but as he logged off the site,
I heard him call out to us:
"Merry RAFmas to all, and to all a good night!"
Admin Rick Is Coming To TownYou better sign in
You better not spam,
Better not flame
I'm telling you why,
Admin Rick is coming, to town!
He's stalking RAFchat
Such a cool dude,
Gonna find out
Who's being a noob,
Admin Rick is coming, to town!
He sees you when you're spamming
He knows when you're online,
He knows if you are being a douche
So be good for RAFness sake!
Oh! You better sign in
You better not spam,
Better not flame
I'm telling you why,
Admin Rick is coming, to town!
