Marco's Funniest Joke

[UEDfleet]

I am dedicated to finding out which one of Marco's Jokes was the best by General consensus.


ATM i can only think of a single Marco Joke that was funny:

"Say, Rachel, I got a joke for you," I said.
"No you don't," she said.
I ignored the warning. "Two blonds are standing across the river from
one another ..."
"Hey," Tobias interrupted. "Remember, I'm a blond, too. It may be
dirty-blond, but it's
still blond."
"Yeah, for a couple of hours a week," I said. "Anyway, the one blond
calls out to the other blond, "How do I get to the other side?" "
"That is very funny, Marco," Ax said brightly.
"I haven't told the punch line yet, Ax," I replied. "And the blond
across the river calls back to her, "You ARE on the other side!" "

any1 have a joke that they deem funnier? i thought this one was pretty funny myself. but it may not be his funniest

[morfowt]

I didn't find that funny at all. Actually I can't think of any jokes of his that were funny. there were things involving him I thought were funny, but his jokes, not really.

[AniDragon]

Rachel: Marco, you know you're a toad?
Marco: Kiss me and I'll become a prince! I'll be the prince formally known as toad. (I think there was a bit more to this, but I don't have the book with me... From the David Saga)

[Mira]

He really was extremely funny when he attended at that party he was uninvited to in andalite's gift. That's my favourite

[Chad32]

Marco is very funny, but his funniest stuff isn't when he's trying to tell jokes. I don't really know what his funniest thing would be.

[Uza-chan]

I think Marco can be some-what funny. Maybe not "hahahaha giggle giggle" funny, but still funny.

<Everyone ready?> Marco asked brightly. <Everyone have a seat belt on?
Anyone have to pee before we leave? Go now. I'm not going to stop at
every Stuckeys we pass.>