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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Count F on February 26, 2026, 04:16:29 PM »
With her perceptions in a mix down twenty lightyears through the sticks, Pluck turned toward the only thing that grabbed her attention: the sign with an unfamiliar but still legible text on it. Much like with Sylvan, she knew not hew she understood what the sign read, but her mind effortlessly knew what the four letters were. Whatever "GESB" was supposed to mean, though, was a mystery to her, as well as how she found herself at the edge of a forest with nothing else in view but this sign and building. She tried to re-trace her steps, but the last thing she remembered was falling asleep in Pahkidoo, and this certainly didn't look like Pahkidoo.

"Indigo?" Pluck didn't quite know why she called Indigo's name. There was no good reason Indigo would be here,, but she figured that if there was anyone that could explain what was happening, it would be them. Of course, there was no response from Indigo, nor from anybody else. The silence made Pluck uncomfortable, so she hurried toward the only point of interest, that being the building with the sign in front of it. The ground made an odd sound under her claws as she walked quickly toward the building, and it certainly didn't feel like normal earth.

The closer she got to the building, the more it looked like the tavern she visited in Spinarum. It probably looked like most other taverns, in fact, but the Kenku had a rather small frame of reference. She steps inside, probably being the shortest patron the GESB had seen in quite a long time. She scans the taproom, which is empty except for the ever-present bartender. Her claws tapped across the wooden floor as she made her way toward the bar and climbed onto a stool, her feet dangling quite some distance from the ground.

For a moment, she wasn't sure what to do. Should she ask where she is? Would that make her look foolish, for being in a place without even knowing where it is? Pluck felt a little foolish, if only because that kept happening to her, and she didn't know why. Self-consciously, she adjusted her hat, giving the bleached feather sticking out of it a reassuring stroke. She didn't want anyone to think of her as a fool, so she kept that thought to herself.

Eventually, she decided that she should just order a drink. That is, after all, what is done in taverns. But then she realized that she didn't know what to ask for. The blackberry wine she tried in Spinarum was good, but it was strong, or at least, it was for Pluck, and Norren had told her not to have any more. Norren had also said that she can maybe try some again another night, but he wasn't here, and the headache Pluck had the day after drinking the wine told her that it would be a good idea to wait until he was around again.

However, the blackberry wine gave Pluck an idea. She made eye contact with the bartender, who was already expectantly looking at her. "Excuse me," she started, her voice voice soft and melodious, "do you have blackberry juice?" The bartender nodded, and Pluck was satisfied with her decision a minute later when he handed her a glass of her drink. Her legs swung absentmindedly underneath her as she occasionally dipped her beak in the glass, clearly enjoying the drink, until a noise outside grabbed her attention. She swung around and saw... something fly off into the sky outside the tavern. It was like nothing she had ever seen before, at least, that she could remember. All but forgetting her drink, she hopped up from her seat and hurried toward the door to get a better look, bumping into the waist of human that was entering the building.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" she said. Andrew was face-to-face with what appeared to be a crow-person - or, he would be face-to-face, if she wasn't shorter than four feet tall. She wore an ostentatious purple outfit, complete with a feathered hat, and a rapier sheathed at her side. "Did you see that outside? What was that!?"
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Animorphs Role Playing / Re: Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Shenmue654 on February 26, 2026, 02:16:57 PM »
Imperial ships as big, grand, and eerily recognizable as this particular Blade ship aren't typically able to land in a place as deliberately neutral as the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar ensures that it is. The Bartender continues to clean his glass. Yet somehow his expression has just the slightest hint of one miniscule brow furrow. That brow furrow says, "I don't care that you brought me countless delicious morsels. As long as you've made your choice, you are not welcome." But the ship's chief occupant isn't, strictly speaking, the person who knows the way. And that person is dropping off a guest instead.

Once the ship opens, its hatch opens. Two people walk out and stop in front of the ship - a young man and a middle-aged woman. They are both dressed in Imperial uniforms, although the woman's is somewhat fancier. The man himself has straw-blonde hair, freckles, and gentle hazel eyes. He's not exactly a model, but he isn't bad-looking either, and he's rather powerfully built in some ways. He's tall and broad-shouldered. You could peg him for a farm worker, if you squinted. He looks frustrated.

"I don't understand how this is even possible," he says, stiffly. "You're never allowed to leave the Dome alone. And why are you so entirely certain that he won't be able to find out this place's location from you? It's just a hraka bar!"

"Look I'm honestly as surprised as you are," she says, sighing. "But I got the uh...call... and it was for you, buddy, so you're just going to have to go ahead. I'll probably be able to pick you up whenever it's done with you. Or whatever. And nobody will even know what happened. Happy trails, Dekket." She waves and turns to go.

"How did you even get them to drive the ship here?!" demands the Yeerk - Dekket Eight-Five-Eight - gesturing at her hopelessly. But with that, the hatch closes. Dekket is left standing outside. Within about five to six minutes, wind blows in Dekket's face, nearly knocking him over, as the enormous vessel takes off into the night.

<I almost feel bad for you. Almost.>

<Shut up Andrew! ...None of this makes any sense. What the scorch...How does this moon thing even have a woods on it?! Or a bar?!>

<Look, in the news business, sometimes you just have to go with the flow, okay? Whatever's going on here isn't normal. Some kind of space-time distortion, probably. Okay? Besides...Weren't you just talking about how sometimes it'd be good to kick back and relax? We never get to do that. It's just battles all the way down.>

Dekket taps his temple, feeling a headache coming on. But nonetheless heads up the path going towards the bar. It looks bafflingly old-fashioned and decrepit, improbably made out of aging wood on a moon in the middle of nowhere. It even has old swinging saloon doors. A sign with half the paint scraped off reads, "Galaxy's Edge Space Bar," as if that manages to explain anything at all. Dekket pushes the saloon doors in.

<The ****...>

Dekket again hears Andrew Whittaker's voice in his head, and for a second the distortion of this entire series of events seems more prominent. Wasn't he...supposed to have a different host...? Didn't Andrew belong to someone else...? But try as he might, the Yeerk can't grasp hold of it. He's stuck here, for better or worse. 
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Animorphs Role Playing / Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Gumby on February 25, 2026, 03:28:21 PM »
In a remote corner of the galaxy, removed from the usual hustle and bustle of interstellar trade and activity, there is a star. A thousand thousand government registers, guild maps, and a million more journals, personal messages, and navigational reference points call it by different names.

For the small colony of disparate stellar strays, castaways, exiles, and oddballs who call the system home, it is simply called referred to by a mangled remembrance of a long-dead pidgin trade language, itself calling back to a poorly pronounced title for the star used by a long-fallen empire which simply referred to a property deed which had fallen out of registry due to inactivity. In the trade lingua of the current era, this jumble of sounds was crudely sounded out as Estelore.

An unremarkable system with the typical assortment of bodies whizzing around its stellar top. A bloated layer of gas giants in a far orbit, with a handful of rocky smaller worlds whizzing about in a tighter circulation. Of particular note, and one of the few reasons it was ever sought out other than the solitude, was a micro blackhole zipping about in a remarkably close orbit to the sun itself with a diameter of just a meter. A perfect, smugly silent singularity which gave no answers on how it came to be, or why it did not dissolve from Hawking Radiation. Thousands of years of study by thousands of races had yet to yield anything, so it was for the most left alone now. Just a strange oddity that dragged cultists, desperate or bored scientists, mystics, and general weirdos to it to pry and beg for answers not forthcoming.

Travel a layer deeper. The second planetary orbit is occupied by a distinctly uninteresting blob of rock and primitive hydrocarbons. No one cares about poor, boring Trasente.

A few people do care about its moon. A habitable rock, with a broad belt stretching across its equator. A belt with warmth, complex life, the sweet song of possibility ringing in its air.

There are miscellaneous settlements sprinkled across it. People from various species, various walks of life, seeking their own meaning and fulfillment the best they can.

On a particularly quiet peninsula, near a cliffside which juts out over the smooth sea in this land of perpetual summer, is the bar. A weatherworn sign outsign outlines the symbols 'GESB'. Patrons argue over what it used to mean, but all agree its important it stays there.

The bar is a worn, but cared of, simple log building. A few landing pads for spacecraft ring it, scarred by centuries of thrusters and repulsors. A small patio with sunbleached chairs and tables sits outside. Within, there is nothing remarkable. A wooden interior with a score and ten tables with battered chairs in various states of squeakiness and wobble. Grafitti and marks in a hundred languages are carved across every surface of the fixtures, the walls, even the floor.

In contrast, the bar itself is polished and cared for. Behind its smooth surface, a wealth of bottles spanning the galaxy, always fully stocked even though no one ever see's deliveries being made. Behind the scenes is a kitchen which is remarkably able to do a pretty good job at producing most dishes in the galaxy - not the best, but pretty good.

As far as any patrons past or present could remember, the bar had always been there. A place to laugh. To meet. To cry. To fight. To scream and rage. To smile and reminisce. To pass out drunk in the corner. To sit alone, or together. Memory and life is embedded the fibers of the ancient wood of the place, that wood which never seems to decay no matter its age. Despite its remoteness, it always manages to attract just enough people to stay interesting.

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Animorphs Forum Classic / Re: Why Visser Three Isn't Actually Stupid
« Last post by Gumby on February 22, 2026, 07:25:43 AM »
Heey Shenmue.

Good to be back! Weirdly comfortingly nostalgic to drift back in and see familiar names and boards. Even if the activity isn't what it was in the glory days.

Glad to hear you adopted the wise adage 'Kill not the cringe within you, but that within you that cringes.' We're too old to be ****ed about with what is 'cringe' or not.

I think the Yeerks are benefiting almost as much from the Andalites unpreparedness for the war as they are from their own learning curve, as well. I don't think the Andies were remotely prepared for a major conflict, or have the experience to prosecute one, and are almost learning on the go as fast as the Yeerks.
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Wow there's ANOTHER name I've not heard for a long time.
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HELLO! Shenmue654 here, very much still alive and married even! :3
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Introductions & Departures / Re: Oh god does anyone still remember me?
« Last post by Shenmue654 on February 16, 2026, 04:16:55 PM »
This is gloriously petty. ;D  My hat's off to you.
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Animorphs Forum Classic / Re: Why Visser Three Isn't Actually Stupid
« Last post by Shenmue654 on February 16, 2026, 03:46:59 PM »
Yay, glad to see you Gumby! :D Welcome back to the old haunt!

When I was last on RAF as a genuine regular rather than an infrequent visitor, I was a little bit more embarrassed than I am now about expressing an extreme enjoyment of anything, let alone a character that most fans thought of as a joke. But after turning 30, I started caring a whole lot less, and the early-book versions of V3 are frankly where a lot of my ideal villain came from. And I feel like most people really don't consider the situation V3 must effectively be in when evaluating his competency, hence the rant.

And yeah, the Yeerks must have, by the standards of biological slavers, been a relatively peaceful race. In my headcanon they did have some inter-tribal conflicts that were genuine wars early in their history, but it was never more than the "handful" Edriss suggests. Visser Three is one of those rare people who could never have been happy outside of an armed conflict (he says he "would have lived happily enough," but Esplin, buddy, I think you're wrong). For a species without humankind's very particular history, they learned alarmingly fast. But they're still at a huge disadvantage, and the assignments should have been very different. The war was as much lost to resource mismanagement as the Animorphs.
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Introductions & Departures / Re: Oh god does anyone still remember me?
« Last post by Gumby on February 16, 2026, 04:36:09 AM »
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Introductions & Departures / Re: Back from outer space!
« Last post by Gumby on February 16, 2026, 03:52:27 AM »
Well lick my toes and call me a stick of Irish butter, I wouldn't mind a RAF discord to idle time away at work on.

Adulthood has been... OK? I've been on a trajectory of falling upwards. Got my dream job of being a decently paid office drone, and a decent-ish house in a small town. So honestly especially for my generation I can't really complain.

Here's hoping some sort of modest life can be kept ticking away here. 'Twas a good place. And I think the sort of community fostered by sequestered message boards is just a much more positive thing than what has taken over with the current social media /old man yells at cloud.

Really glad to see you're still kicking around, along with some of the other wizened ancients.
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