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Title: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: MoppingBear on January 29, 2014, 07:05:25 PM
Anyone seen bad/uncomfortable summaries people do for various stories?  Let's do them for Animorphs!  Whether it's the whole series or a single book.  For example:

A geeky teenage gamer plays chess with Sauron for control of the universe.

Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: DinosaurNothlit on January 30, 2014, 01:03:25 PM
-Five kids try to juggle schoolwork with extracurricular activities.

-One alien's lifelong quest to consume every food ever made.

-Six morphing superheroes shift into battle forms to fight bad guys.  Wait, it's not Power Rangers, I swear!

-A hostile alien takeover is temporarily obstructed by vast quantities of mood-altering oatmeal.

This is fun!  :D  And is it just me, or is anybody else picturing newspaper headlines when they think about summaries like these?
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Kitulean on February 02, 2014, 09:55:24 PM
2 volumes chronicling the astounding and earthshattering battles against the mighty Helmacron Invasion... and the 50+ filler books spaced around them. 


Some Blind Chick masquerades (poorly) as the older version of the totally awesome and kickass heroine from an earlier book. Her son clearly notices and pretends she doesn't exist later.



Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on February 03, 2014, 06:46:10 PM
Invasion of the Body Snatchers!
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: MoppingBear on February 03, 2014, 08:45:46 PM
A kids life is turned upside down when he discovers an alien artifact.  Soon after, he starts being pursued by various aliens and a a group of shape-shifting humans all after the technology.  Will he get out of this with his mind and body intact?
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: TobiasMasonPark on February 03, 2014, 09:02:24 PM
     Animorphs 46: The Test:

     Tobias grows boobs and things explode. Also, Taxxons.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: MoppingBear on February 04, 2014, 10:56:17 AM
#17 The Underground:
A 164 page advertisement for Quaker Oats.

#26 The Attack:
Jake defeats an extremely dangerous alien species with his kisses.

Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Snakie on February 14, 2014, 10:37:39 PM
#13 The Change:

Obi Won Kenobi helps a talking bird rescue a couple of snake headed salad shooters, then at the end lets the bird pet himself as a human.

#5 The Predator

The heartwarming tale of a boy who is reunited with his mother and a group of teenagers who learn the true meaning of community.... in an anthill.

#11 The Forgotten

Book? What book?

#10 The Android

Yeerks get wasted by robo-puppy, Animorphs feel bad.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: NateSean on February 16, 2014, 03:08:24 PM
Book 16:

From zero space to cyber space, a journey of a thousand miles to face their latest enemy could be delayed if Tobias gets too pooped.

Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Duff on February 16, 2014, 08:40:03 PM
5 Kids disobey their parents one time and the world literally ends.

The Sharing, a humanitarian, community outreach organization, is continuously vandalized by a group of teenagers.

Kevin James is a down on his luck zookeeper who just can't seem to keep kids from jumping into cages with wild animals.

And how I describe animorphs when I want someone to read it: "It's meant for kids but it's full of really bloody battles between tigers and gorillas and aliens. Throats being ripped out, guts being held in, pretty graphic stuff."
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on February 17, 2014, 11:10:26 PM
The Reaction: Troubled teen girl jumps into crocodile pit.

The Revelation: Scientist makes earth shattering discovery, gets chased by aliens.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: warren_bearclaw on February 17, 2014, 11:37:37 PM
Books 20 - 21

The outsider kid gets rejected by his new 'friends'. Now he really has nobody.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: SmartGirl333 on March 16, 2014, 04:51:48 AM
VISSER: a half-flashback half-chamber-play extravaganza about a slug that ran off to Earth and snorted coke
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: redtailedsaffa on March 18, 2014, 03:43:11 AM
The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: Avatar without humans
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Jdorsey314 on April 23, 2014, 12:45:53 PM
-five idiot teenagers with a death wish defend the earth from parasitic invaders.

-Grades drop, alien invasion reducing study time is a possible explanation.

-an unfortunate discovery: when romeo and juliet are not same species, death is not even necessary to cause greif.

-mature honorable honest leader, sherlock resembling joker, shopping impaired tree hugger, partly psycho semi vegetarian undercover samuri warrior alligator generator, and bird, defend earth.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Derin on May 12, 2014, 04:26:12 AM
Colonists flee aliens trying to destroy them to new world, only to be defeated by local wildlife
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on June 29, 2015, 12:01:43 AM
Book 28: Ax has a cow.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on June 29, 2015, 02:01:05 PM
Book 29: Cassie bugs out.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on June 29, 2015, 03:06:35 PM
#42: The Journey (WARNING: a bit risqué!)
Marco gets a disease after people get inside of him.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Dylan on June 29, 2015, 04:48:19 PM
#42: The Journey (WARNING: a bit risqué!)
Marco gets a disease after people get inside of him.
Oh my god, Lol :rofl2:
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on June 30, 2015, 07:07:51 PM
Book 19: Cassie chickens out.

Megamorphs 4: Jake chickens out.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 01, 2015, 04:39:20 AM
Book 18: The Animorphs are out for blood!

Book 25: Animorph popsicles.

Book 32: Doublemint Rachael.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 02, 2015, 08:08:37 PM
The Exposed: The Chee Blue Screen Of Death!
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: donut on July 02, 2015, 09:51:17 PM
Book 44: The Unexpected:  Space aliens declare war on Kangaroos, and lose.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 02, 2015, 11:25:14 PM
Book 8: The Visser is really snake bit!

Book 16: Yeerk hunters online!

Book 17: Oat freaking meal!

Book 45: A seminal moment in Earth's history: Z-Space discovered by humans.

Book 4: Cassie gets directions from a whale.

MM1: Cassie has a whale of a time!
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: SmartGirl333 on July 03, 2015, 05:18:26 PM
Both Alternamorphs

 Ghostwriter: What? A CYOA is supposed to be more than just a second-person story with a few "You die, the end"s tacked on for wrong choices? Well, today I learned.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 04, 2015, 12:19:37 AM
The Reaction: Rachel brings the house down with her elephant act!
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 04, 2015, 07:45:26 PM
The Weakness: The cat goes away, and the mice play.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Dylan on July 04, 2015, 08:11:24 PM
You might want to check the double posting rule... :P

anyway,
5:Marco's Mommy Moment
15: Marco's Mommy Moment The Sequel: Attack of the Space Frogs
30:  Marco's Mommy Moment Prt. III: An Attempted Marco Mommy Murder
45: Marco's Mommy Moment Prt  IV: The Ultimate Rescue. 
Don't you love the MMM franchise.
 
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 04, 2015, 08:20:59 PM
You might want to check the double posting rule... :P


I don't rememer repeating any posts in this thread.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Dylan on July 04, 2015, 09:32:50 PM
I don't mean repeating posts. I mean posting right after your last post. Here you have three post consecutively under each other. That's double/triple posting.
Anyway  25: The (Almost) Holiday Special
13: Tobias! Back in Action: The Great Hork Bajir Rescue
35: The Reaction, This Time Staring Marco
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 04, 2015, 10:00:41 PM
The Invasion: Probable member of the Blue Man Group tells children to fight scary things by touching a box.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 05, 2015, 09:22:48 AM
I don't mean repeating posts. I mean posting right after your last post. Here you have three post consecutively under each other. That's double/triple posting.
Anyway  25: The (Almost) Holiday Special
13: Tobias! Back in Action: The Great Hork Bajir Rescue
35: The Reaction, This Time Staring Marco

Sometimes, I find several posts in a thread that are worth responding to, so I do.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Dylan on July 05, 2015, 11:04:13 AM
Sometimes, I find several posts in a thread that are worth responding to, so I do.
No. I mean posting right under you last post. Like this:[spoiler]
Book 19: Cassie chickens out.

Megamorphs 4: Jake chickens out.
Book 18: The Animorphs are out for blood!

Book 25: Animorph popsicles.

Book 32: Doublemint Rachael.
The Exposed: The Chee Blue Screen Of Death!
[/spoiler] That's a nono :nonono:
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 05, 2015, 02:11:45 PM
Sometimes, I find several posts in a thread that are worth responding to, so I do.
No. I mean posting right under you last post. Like this:[spoiler]
Book 19: Cassie chickens out.

Megamorphs 4: Jake chickens out.
Book 18: The Animorphs are out for blood!

Book 25: Animorph popsicles.

Book 32: Doublemint Rachael.
The Exposed: The Chee Blue Screen Of Death!
[/spoiler] That's a nono :nonono:

I note that my posts were each spaced about a day apart.  They weren't following each other by minutes.  I had therefore assumed that my posts were kosher.

What do I do if I post to a thread, then no one else posts for several days?  Do I just sit there, paralized?
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Dylan on July 05, 2015, 02:50:06 PM
What do I do if I post to a thread, then no one else posts for several days?  Do I just sit there, paralized?
From my understanding of the rules, Yes. But if you want exact conformation, you should probably ask a moderator.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 05, 2015, 03:54:49 PM
The Decision: Slugs have a bad day and frogs rejoice.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 06, 2015, 12:17:07 AM
Book 8: The Alien: ET phones home.

Book 45: The Revelation: Jake phones the ETs.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 09, 2015, 02:14:14 PM
The Ellimist Chronicles: A book made entirely for the purpose of making its readers lose the game every two seconds.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 09, 2015, 02:31:45 PM
Book 49: The Diversion: The Animorphs are SO busted!
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: SmartGirl333 on July 09, 2015, 05:12:52 PM
Also, Tim, you can edit your posts with the button that says "modify" if you think of something before somebody else has posted.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 09, 2015, 06:05:31 PM
The Exposed:
SUCH DRUGS
MANY ARREST
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: guitarhero01234 on July 12, 2015, 03:44:34 AM
Both Alternamorphs

 Ghostwriter: What? A CYOA is supposed to be more than just a second-person story with a few "You die, the end"s tacked on for wrong choices? Well, today I learned.

Sadly, that's a pretty accurate summary.

The whole series: Earth is being invaded by a bumbling idiot with no grasp on the concept of subtlety and is constantly terrorized by a small group of teenagers.
#28: An evil alien overlord who has absolutely no qualms about killing his subordinates is defeated by monkeys throwing poop.
#9: An evil alien overlord who has absolutely no qualms about killing his subordinates is defeated by skunks.
#17: The Yeerks go batty over oatmeal!
. . . Yeah, I had to throw a bad pun in there somewhere.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 12, 2015, 08:53:03 AM
I tried to write a limerick about not understanding the pun.
I tried to write a pun about writing a limerick about not understanding the pun.
I tried to write a joke about trying to write a pun about trying to write a limerick about not understanding the pun.
I gave up.

The rest of that was pretty funny, though!

#54: The Beginning:
[spoiler]While the readers expected heart attacks because of all the action, they actually get a book that's so depressing that it rips out your heart, chews it up, spits it out, and leaves you to try to pick all the pieces back up.

And somehow, it's awesome.
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Dylan on July 12, 2015, 03:09:02 PM
#17: The Yeerks go batty over oatmeal!
. . . Yeah, I had to throw a bad pun in there somewhere.
That pun caused me to instantly face palm. Involuntary reaction
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 12, 2015, 03:18:09 PM
Megamorphs 1: Marco and Ax play sophmoric practical joke, house destroyed.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: SmartGirl333 on July 12, 2015, 03:39:17 PM
#54
[spoiler]<patrickvoice>
Everyone died. The end.
</patrickvoice>[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 12, 2015, 04:02:47 PM
#54
[spoiler]<patrickvoice>
Everyone died. The end.
</patrickvoice>[/spoiler]

[spoiler]But Cassie remained behind on Earth when Jake et al set out to hunt the Blade Ship, so she should still be alive![/spoiler]
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: SmartGirl333 on July 12, 2015, 05:12:55 PM
#54
[spoiler]<patrickvoice>
Everyone died. The end.
</patrickvoice>[/spoiler]

[spoiler]But Cassie remained behind on Earth when Jake et al set out to hunt the Blade Ship, so she should still be alive![/spoiler]

[spoiler]Well, almost everyone. The pun doesn't work that way though.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 13, 2015, 06:13:36 PM
#54
[spoiler]<patrickvoice>
Everyone died. The end.
</patrickvoice>[/spoiler]

The Invasion: The Assistant Principal is an alien, and so is my brother!

[spoiler]But Cassie remained behind on Earth when Jake et al set out to hunt the Blade Ship, so she should still be alive![/spoiler]

[spoiler]Well, almost everyone. The pun doesn't work that way though.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 13, 2015, 06:44:53 PM
That isn't a pun. it's a joke.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
PUNY HUMAN MINDS!
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 13, 2015, 10:08:30 PM
That isn't a pun. it's a joke.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
PUNY HUMAN MINDS!

I fail to see the joke in
Quote
"Everyone died.  The end".
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: SmartGirl333 on July 13, 2015, 10:23:08 PM
Iiiiiiiit's a Spongebob reference. Did you see the "patrickvoice" fake html tags?

And spoiler alert!
Title: Re: Bad Ani!morphs Summaries
Post by: Dylan on July 13, 2015, 11:59:41 PM
Lol, SmartGirl, I got that reference ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY)
Also, use spoiler tags!
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: SmartGirl333 on July 14, 2015, 04:03:25 PM
#54 with reference YouTubed:
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpH-DoRu9o[/spoiler]

(how do I embed YT videos?)
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 14, 2015, 07:53:19 PM
The Revelation:  [spoiler]Teenager throws stepmom to Yeerks, reunites his parents.[/spoiler]

The Invasion: Teenagers set off fireworks at construction site, claim to have seen aliens.

The Visitor: Rachel almost gets taken to vet.

The Encounter: Animorphs almost get trapped as wolves.

The Predator: Marco's Mom is an alien!

The Pretender: And so is Tobias' Dad!

The Decision: A perfectly ordinary day, until someone says "yanked".
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 15, 2015, 07:07:40 AM
You should probably put a spoiler tag over The Revelation's description. In your previous post you REALLY need one.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on August 02, 2015, 06:14:05 PM
Book 12: Rachel's circus act brings the house down!

Book 18: Lost in Z-Space!

Book 29: The Animorphs are forced to take a sick day.

Book 32: Rachel has separation anxiety.

Book 49: [spoiler]Tobias feels like a dog, as did Jake in book 21.[/spoiler]

Book 52: [spoiler]6 kids destroy their town in order to save it.[/spoiler]

Book 53: Snakes alive!
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on August 02, 2015, 07:42:45 PM
The Experiment: COWS AND COWS AND COWS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY)
The entire series: Teens go through awkward changes.
VISSER: The moment when it finally dawns on us that slugs just want hugs.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: guitarhero01234 on August 02, 2015, 10:39:17 PM
The entire series: Teens go through awkward changes.

Oh god, how did I never think of that one? That's great XD
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on August 03, 2015, 05:43:47 AM
Book 9: A real stinker.

Book 16: Yeerks online!

Book 19: Teenager gets lost in woods, eats mushrooms, stops to smell the flowers.

Book 25: 6 teenagers get lost in Arctic wearing spandex.

Book 44: Teenager gets lost in Australia.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on August 03, 2015, 07:22:43 AM
#44: Girl sneaks onto a plane, cheats on boyfriend, becomes a kangaroo and kicks butt.
#52: [spoiler]Kids don't want certain people to eat, so they blow up Subway.[/spoiler]
#2: Girl sneaks into a house to spy on a dude.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on August 03, 2015, 12:56:08 PM
#44: Girl sneaks onto a plane, cheats on boyfriend, becomes a kangaroo and kicks butt.

When did Cassie cheat on Jake?  (I don't recall ANY Animorphs having sex with ANYONE!).
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on August 03, 2015, 02:33:16 PM
Cheating is not just sexual infidelity. It's secretly dating two different people.
And Cassie didn't exactly cheat on Jake. I was exaggerating her relationship with that Australian kid.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on August 03, 2015, 05:25:47 PM
Book 1: Time to Share.

Book 2: The Visitor: Cat scratch fever!

Book 3: The Encounter: This one's for the birds!

Book 4: The Message: A talking bird wonders if obtaining directions from a whale is "weird".

Book 5: The Predator: It was an inside job.

Book 6: The Capture: Teenage boy eats everything in his house.

Book 7: Rachel becomes un-Bear-able.

Book 8: A snake in the grass.

Book 9: Teenage girl makes bing stink about illegal logging project.

Book 10: Android goes postal.

Book 11: I forget what happened in this one.

Book 12: The Falling Girl.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: SmartGirl333 on August 03, 2015, 05:32:26 PM
Book 11: I forget what happened in this one.

Its name is "the forgotten" and it's easily the least memorable book. Hehe.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on August 03, 2015, 07:01:55 PM
Jungle... time travel... ants eating Rachel alive... how is that not memorable?
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Dylan on August 03, 2015, 09:02:47 PM
That scene was actually pretty memorable. Other than that, I'd say the book is pretty much filler.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on August 04, 2015, 01:38:40 PM
Book 12: Crocodile gets crush on male actor.

Book 23: Unexpected person tells hawk: "I Am Your Father!".

Book 37: Kids crash plane into skyscraper.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Redtailednothlit on August 10, 2015, 12:26:16 PM
Whole series: This time, there's actually a legitimate explanation as to why the aliens invade America yet again...
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: SmartGirl333 on August 10, 2015, 05:33:08 PM
Both alternamorphs (new summary):

Ghostwriter: So I have my self-insert AU fanfiction, I'll just turn it into second person and add a few half-assed offshoot endings!
KAA: ok, ok, *is not listening*
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on August 10, 2015, 11:44:24 PM
Book 2: The Visitor: Assistant Principal seriously injured when stray cat explodes.

Book 3: The Encounter: The Yeerks channel "The Visitors" TV series!

Book 4: The Message: This book is all wet.

Book 5: The Predator: Time for Chapman to call an exterminator!

Book 7: The Stranger: Time for Sharing HQ to call an exterminator!

MM4: Its a wonderful like.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Dylan on October 26, 2015, 09:56:36 PM
22: Davel Ship Book
23: Robias Ship Book
33: Tabor Ship Book
48: Craychel Ship Book
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: YeerkSalad on October 27, 2015, 06:41:08 AM
I maintain my belief that 'Hawkward' is a better name than Robias.
Title: Re: Bad Animorphs Summaries
Post by: Tim Bruening on October 29, 2015, 10:31:43 PM
22: Davel Ship Book
23: Robias Ship Book
33: Tabor Ship Book
48: Craychel Ship Book

2: Rachel gets all catty.

3: A book that's for the birds.

4: This one is fishy.

5: Marco goes ape!

6: Jake becomes the enemy.

54: The cliff hanger from Hell!