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RAF Section => Introductions & Departures => Topic started by: theNoob on January 28, 2011, 12:56:01 AM

Title: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: theNoob on January 28, 2011, 12:56:01 AM
Please help me, I'm not sure how to make a topic.

(Also, I've been kidnapped by some weird geeky radiation sceintiest, aswell as a goomba, and a bear. I'm kind of afraid)
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 28, 2011, 12:58:21 AM
Suddenly, someone with a human appearance enters the room. She appears welcomeing, and is curious about the newcomer. “Hello! I am Rad, a mostly voluntary host to the Goa'uld, Ma'at. Are you new here? Let me show you around!”

“This is the 'RAF Social' (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=29.0) Board. We really get to know each other here. You've already introduced yourself, and you can also have your own Member Profile (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=30.0) here, too!”   Rad walks back through the doorway, leading Noob into a hallway. There are many, many doors here.

“This door is the way to the 'RAF Projects' (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=13.0) Board. Lots of RAFians work together on all kinds of cool stuff, like producing Animorphs audio-books (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=15.0) and  "RAF: The Animated Series" (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=3738.0)! It's a really good show....” Rad moves over to another large door.

“Here is the 'Bored Board' (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=1.0). We play games and love to waste our time here! It's a lot of crazy fun. You should join us here!” Rad continues down the hall, speaking as she goes.

“These three doors are for the Animorphs Section. We discuss the books, TV show, and anything about the series in the 'Animorphs Forum' (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=2.0). The 'Animorphs Role Playing' (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=6.0) Board is exciting! RAF always has active RPG's, and lots of cool players. I hope you like to Role-play as much as I do....” Rad smiles. “And we have some talented writers who share their 'Animorphs Fan Fiction & Art' (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=5.0) in here. I like that room.” Across the hall, there is another set of three doors, side by side.

“That is the 'General Board' (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=11.0). We can talk about anything there... the weather, funny quotes, or anything you like! We also play all kinds of non-Animorphs RPG's  (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=23.0)in there, and we have way more neat stories and artwork (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=27.0) in that last door.

“Oh yeah! And there's the 'Media Area' (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=4.0), where we talk about movies, TV, the news.... And we talk about 'Other Books' (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=21.0) in that room!”

Rad adjusts how her sword sits on her belt and looks at Noob.  “It's a big place, but it's so much fun here! We're glad that you came. Tell us a few things about yourself here (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=6489.0), and what species you are here (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,2154.0.html).”

Rad begins to walk farther down the hallway, which opens to a silver space ship. She looks over her shoulder and says, “You'll see me around. Welcome to RAF!”
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 28, 2011, 01:14:53 AM
Hi, Nice to meet ya! I'm Bear.

It will be such a pleasure getting to know you here on RAF. Don't worry, we don't bite. Though you may have a crazed Seal come by and violently steal your sanity. Just
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: goom on January 28, 2011, 01:54:36 AM
sure about the 'guy' thing?
i don't see a gender. :P
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: FATELUVR95 on January 28, 2011, 06:39:46 AM
TheNoob is a guy, his names Garret(says on his profile)
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 28, 2011, 07:59:15 AM
You look familiar to me...Noob. :P Somehow...I just can't quite place ya.

Oh, and...you're not welcome to RAF. If you claim that the mad scientist and goomba and Bear (and not me!) kidnapped you, you aren't welcome. >:(

Anyways...welcome. :P
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 28, 2011, 09:01:18 AM
I don't even know who that mad scientist is.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 28, 2011, 09:03:43 AM
Radiation scientist? Shall I recall who died in Animafia? :P
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 28, 2011, 09:11:11 AM
I'm a mostly willing host to a reformed system lord, a ham radio operator and mayor, I don't see any mention of the word "Scientist."
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 28, 2011, 09:14:00 AM
You're a Radiation scientist. Your name proves it.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: KitsuneMarie on January 28, 2011, 09:28:10 AM
Hello there! :D I'm Marie. Welcome to RAF!
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: DinosaurNothlit on January 28, 2011, 10:13:22 AM
What, did you forget that there was a dinosaur on the elite team of special agents that apprehended you?  Hmph.  I see how it is.

Anyway, welcome to RAF!
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Stephquiem on January 28, 2011, 10:28:17 AM
Welcome to RAF! I'm Steph.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: donut on January 28, 2011, 11:50:11 AM
I didn't see any mention of an awesome pastry there.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 28, 2011, 11:52:04 AM
Well, maybe you're so awesome he can't mention your name.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 28, 2011, 11:59:28 AM
Just like I'm so awesome that he got confused with a scientist.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 28, 2011, 12:53:14 PM
Like I'll believe that. Suuure.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Unknown User on January 28, 2011, 02:46:21 PM
No one knows who I am...I don't even know who I am, who am I again?

Welcome to RAF!
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: donut on January 28, 2011, 02:47:31 PM
Lazlo know whom you are.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Unknown User on January 28, 2011, 02:49:29 PM
Why did you ditch your doughnut based theme donut?
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 28, 2011, 04:54:13 PM
Welcome to RAF, I'm Gumrad, RAF's only Howler!

P.S. you sound like you'll fit in fine.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 28, 2011, 04:59:17 PM
Yeah, we'll help him. ;)
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: donut on January 28, 2011, 05:22:36 PM
My doughnut based theme?
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: theNoob on January 28, 2011, 05:35:51 PM
Oh I'm sure I will, if everyone here is as crazy as the members I've already had the pleasure of meeting.

Oh, and about the dinosaurs and sugar-icing coated pastries... Yeah, they were the two I took out via internet weaponry before I was violently forced into joining this forum. Oh well.. :)
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 28, 2011, 06:28:44 PM
Actually most of us are way more crazy :crazy: than the members you've already had the pleasure of meeting.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: theNoob on January 28, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
So, even more like me. :P

Can't wait to get to know you all better!  :zombie:
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: donut on January 28, 2011, 06:48:11 PM
Just start a personal thread, and we'll be over shortly to insanify it.   ;)
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 28, 2011, 06:59:25 PM
I agree with donut.  Become truly insane with us.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: warren_bearclaw on January 28, 2011, 08:58:41 PM
Actually most of us are way more crazy :crazy: than the members you've already had the pleasure of meeting.
I disagree with that.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 28, 2011, 09:39:43 PM
Noob knows Bear, J, donut, me...   do you know people crazier than us?
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Nar Klawip on January 28, 2011, 09:47:20 PM
Noob knows Bear, J, donut, me...   do you know people crazier than us?
Point taken(though my other personalities get pretty wild)
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: goom on January 28, 2011, 09:49:28 PM
Noob knows Bear, J, donut, me...   do you know people crazier than us?

not noob, that's for sure.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: theNoob on January 29, 2011, 12:49:08 AM
Noob knows Bear, J, donut, me...   do you know people crazier than us?

not noob, that's for sure.

Hey, I take offense to that.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Dameg on January 29, 2011, 08:37:27 AM
wHELLcome, Noob!
I'm Vis... I'm Dameg, another RAFian. Come with me, please, I have something to show you. It's here, after this door *Open a heavy door* We call them the RAFprojects. *Lead Noob to a long and dark hallway, with many doors, some in the dark, some with light coming from the other side. Arrive near the first door* Here at your left...

- RAFipedia: http://rafipedia.wetpaint.com/ (http://rafipedia.wetpaint.com/), an encyclopedia headed up by Estelore, our star (a true star, who make light and burn in space... but she has a body to come on Earth);

Next it's...

- the Audiobooks project: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=15.0 (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=15.0), a full-cast audio version of Animorphs who need more "actors" and voices, headed by Kit Cloudkicker (Jess), MrGuy, Morfowt, and Wildweathel;

Facing it...

- the Graphic Novel project: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,416.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,416.0.html) and http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,2276.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,2276.0.html), a Webcomic headed by Gafrash.

You also have...

- the Smiley project: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,1691.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,1691.0.html), we make Animated gifs, smileys about Animorphs (Andalites, Hork-Bajirs...);

here and facing it is...

- the Translation project: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,1907.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,1907.0.html), a recently started project/mutual support group for translations into other languages; currently only in French (Tocade, Anidragon and myself), Chinese (Morfowt), Indonesian (Nat), Swedish (Mira and Zana), and Esperanto (Wildweathel); we translate only the volumes never edited in our countries/languages, to make the ebooks;

Next door is for the special project:

- http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3738.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3738.0.html): the adventures of the RAFians;

At the end it's for the little projects:

- the http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3810.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3810.0.html);

- the http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3911.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3911.0.html) to make the planets we hear about in Animorphs;

- the paper-RPG project: a role-playing game (on table, with paper, pen and dices...) about the World of Animorphs; I head this project, and it'll be write in French at the beginning, but we need help to find, class and write everything we know about the species, the planets, the powers we see in Animorphs, fix them, see what we keep and what we can't keep (because of the KASU, not clear, exception for the main characters/books, etc.), complete the knowledges about species/planets we know and even create new species/planets...; this project will be on my own website, so if you wanna join, ask me the link ^^;

- the RPG project: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,4069.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,4069.0.html) to make a video game about Animorphs, with RPGmaker;

- the Command-line game project: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3787.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3787.0.html) for another kind of video game about Animorphs;

- the http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3773.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3773.0.html) where we count all the people killed by the Animorphs;

- the RAFkaraoke: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3150.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3150.0.html) and http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3635.msg245735.html#msg245735 (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,3635.msg245735.html#msg245735), where we make songs (and sing them?)...

- the One RAFian On Volume project: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=5317.0 (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=5317.0) where everybody take a picture of him/herself with a volume of Animorphs... <= We need a lot of RAFians to participate! You only need a volume of Animorphs (rented if you don't have any) & a camera/webcam

and some other projects who come and go. Please check the list: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/board,13.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/board,13.0.html)

*Standing in front of Noob* I hope you enjoyed your visit. Oh, and I also invite you to add your species on this list: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,2154.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,2154.0.html) 'coz everybody isn't Human here. And we like to know who is what... For example, as you'll probably see, I'm a Controller. ... and if you want, you can add your age too: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,318.0.html (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,318.0.html)... and say where do you live here: http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=5049.0 (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=5049.0) so Marie can add you on the RAFworld Map!
We also opened a http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=36.0 (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php?board=36.0) to teach to each others our languages and other stuffs.

Now I have to go, I don't invite you for the meal, sorry. *Beginning to go down dark stairs. Noob can hear a cry coming from the cave.*
Have fun!
*Dameg disappears into the darkness, Noob can hear her singing:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fej5CKPIzI[/youtube]
*Noob is now alone in the hallway*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 29, 2011, 01:00:36 PM
The point is that all o' us are crazy and insane. In fact, I won't even offer to remove his sanity, since he has none.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Mythgirl on January 29, 2011, 05:48:43 PM
Hey-lo there, Noob!

I kinda already introduced myself in your profile thread, but I'm Mythgirl, Myth for short.

And...you don't have any sanity? *sighs and whispers to J* That's another one who's insane. When will one come whose sanity we can...remove?
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 29, 2011, 08:15:24 PM
I still have my sanity.  I need it to work on the project that I'm working on with Noob, J, Bear and donut.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 09:39:18 AM
*whispers back* Maybe we'll need to find one...by other means.

*suddenly hears Rad* O_o But I'm insane and work on the project!

*evil glint*

Myth?
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 31, 2011, 10:11:43 AM
No, I'm an editor.  I need my sanity to put the pieces together.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 10:17:15 AM
All right then. Myth, get the Sanity Sucker! *holds Rad down*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 31, 2011, 10:50:30 AM
Some angel you are.  *grips sword hilt but can't remove it from sheath because of J's grasp*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 10:58:24 AM
*grimaces* I'm not an angel anymore...*yanks sword away and pulls out chloroform cloth* Hey, Rad, does this cloth smell like chloroform or does this cloth smell like chloroform? *puts it on Rad's face*

10 seconds later

*takes it off* Now for Myth..
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 31, 2011, 11:25:29 AM
*after holding her breath for ten seconds, she pretends to be passed out*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 11:29:54 AM
*wisens up*

Sorry to do this to you, Rad...but...we gotta do it. *ties her up and takes sword away*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 31, 2011, 11:37:42 AM
*thinks J is nuts for letting her keep the her zat and her ribbon device*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 11:41:17 AM
*considers frisking her*

*gets a matron to do that*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Unknown User on January 31, 2011, 02:40:42 PM
Rad, I am personally hurt! The fact that you failed to mention my name in Noobs thread when you mentioned EVERYONE ELSES! You have betrayed me o' mayor of mine. Stabbed me as deeply though you had wounded me with a prision shank. I...I don't...* runs away crying*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 02:58:52 PM
*gives Tony a handkerchief and pats him*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 31, 2011, 03:27:59 PM
*whispers to Tony* This is the quote...
Noob knows Bear, J, donut, me...   do you know people crazier than us?
Noob knew us from Skype conversations regarding that thing we can't talk about yet.  Noob, meet our head Yeerk writer.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 04:29:25 PM
Yeah, so don't feel bad, Tony. :P
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Unknown User on January 31, 2011, 04:46:16 PM
*Is patted by J* I guess...I guess I'll be O.K."
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 04:51:50 PM
You guess?! You gotta do better'n that, man! :P
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Unknown User on January 31, 2011, 04:54:41 PM
Yeah I'll make it. Shooting One of Rads characters to death will make up for the betrayal.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 04:56:54 PM
Oi vey! You're not...*gasp*

Oh, Bear wants you to get on RAFchat.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Unknown User on January 31, 2011, 04:58:05 PM
Yeah, I will. I just sent him a message.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on January 31, 2011, 04:59:09 PM
Good. He said he told you. :P
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: theNoob on January 31, 2011, 05:46:03 PM
@Tony: Nice to meet you man!
So, You're a yeerk? Interesting. I'm an Alien Hominid. ;)
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Mythgirl on January 31, 2011, 05:52:54 PM
*comes back lugging Sanity Sucker*
Dang it, am I too late?
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on January 31, 2011, 09:25:25 PM
Yes, way too late.  *has all her weapons back*  I have a ribbon device and I know how to use it.
Tony, I knew Wintium would die (with a name like that it had to happen).  But Laurence is J's charater and you'll have to get his permission to blow his brains out.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on February 01, 2011, 07:17:39 AM
Oh, dear. *sighs*

Noob, Tony's not a Yeerk, he's the head Yeerk writer. ;) Aaandd...this means I shouldn't ever name my kid Wintium. Ever.
And do we have to kill Laurence? I like him. Get rid of Wintium, since I don't care, really. *anxious look*
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on February 01, 2011, 09:56:09 AM
I thought Tony was a Yeerk.  He plays Sub-Visser 2 so well.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on February 01, 2011, 10:17:48 AM
Yep, he really makes a great sun-Visser.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on February 01, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
I've edited my statement so the your make no sense now. Ha!
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on February 01, 2011, 10:55:17 AM
I thought Tony was a Yeerk.  He plays Sub-Visser 2 so well.

^Rad's edited post

I thought Tony was a Yeerk.  He plays sub-Visser 2 so well.

^Rad's previous post
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: radgeek on February 01, 2011, 11:01:42 AM
I don't see the word sun any where there.
Title: Re: HAI THAR I'M A NEW GUY.
Post by: Josh (J) on February 01, 2011, 11:02:52 AM
Because you edited it!