*swirls his cloak and appears . . . on a semi-deserted street.*
What? * sees a huge cloud of dust* Huh? *looks over his shoulder, and sees a Hannah Montana poster.* Wait -- *Eyes widen.* Uh-oh.
*Trampled flat.* . . . Ouch.
*manages to stand up and swirl his cloak. Enters the room.*
Welcome . . . *cough* to RAF.
. . .
Oh, why not? Everybody!
RAFians: (to MM) Congratulations, bub,
you've joined the club
And everybody here agrees
We got the finest blend of nearly-honest wo/men,
Welcome to the RAF!!
A melding pot of species that you can trust
There's nothing up our many sleeves
Got lotsa grub to share
Pull up an easy chair!
Welcome to the RAF!!
Now you get to lie and cheat,
Never hafta brush your teeth
But we always aim to please
Care for one another
You'll never miss your mother
Azzy: Oh, I love you guys.
RAFians: Schemin' up a thread,
Out on a limb.
And if you like to lurk
You're gonna love this work!
Welcome to the RAF!!
Welcome to the RAF!!
Azzy: Live a life o' leisure
Countin' all yer karma treasure!
RAFians: As an honorary member of the gang,
There's no one sane ever leaves,
Ya gotta talk and tweak
Or else your future's bleak
We got a lifetime contract dat yer bound to keep
Wel-wel-welcome to the,
Wel-wel-welcome to the RAF!!