Richard's Animorphs Forum
Animorphs Section => Animorphs Role Playing => Topic started by: Estelore on June 16, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
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Okay, this will sound very weird and ridiculous, but it is a lot of fun, once it gets going. You know those *crickets*?
Well, this is what happens when the crickets attack. Just post what happens, inside *these*.
I'll start.
*crickets*
*STOMPS the crickets*
*crickets come back to life, as zombies*
*Pulls out sub-machine gun, starts blowing away crickets*
*crickets bring out their leader, the Grand Poohbah Cricket, with his tommy gun*
*STOMPS the GPCricket, takes the tommy gun*
*crickets pull out the big guns and start eating the brains of the townspeople*
*The Mummy rises from his crypt to lead the crickets to victory*
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do I continue, or start a new one? I'll continue.
*runs away from Mummy as fast as I can to the safehouse*
*Mummy finds the safehouse, and starts eating it.*
*Throws tabasco sause all over the inside of the safehouse, then curls up into a little ball and hides*
*Mummy sees the inside of the safehouse, licks the tabasco sause, then runs as fast as it can to the nearest fire hydrant.*
*gets up, and starts celebrating*
*crickets chirp again*
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(You can do whatever you want. Perhaps the Zombie Crickets are attacking in more than one place. Perhaps it is an invasion....) >:D
*sees Leo, joins him in celebrating, which includes a Cossack Dance of Stomping Crickets*
*che-Deet che-Deet che-Deet che-DeSTOMP!!*
*one by one, crickets start to peel themselves off the floor*
*crickets begin their inexorable advance toward the door of the room where we are hiding*
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*does a Wilheim scream* (Did I spell that right?)
*picks up a bassoon, puts confetti into the basoon, and blows it at the crickets, trying to exorise their march (you said inexorable, so the contrary word is exorable)*
*basoon-blowing creates a tornado, and completely blows all the crickets away!*
*Tornado brings a house down upon us.* LOOK OUT ESTELORE!
*House crushes teh evil cricket of the east, and her shoes are now drenched in Tabaso Sauce*
Eww...
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(Hah! NICE! I LOVE BASSOONS!!!)
*Tobasco Sauce congeals into a slimy puddle, which rises up from the Earth and assumes the form of a humanoid creature...RICHARD SIMMONS!!! (Stolen from one of my posts in another thread)*
*Richard Simmons begins speaking*
*Es: covers ears in agony, falls to the ground*
*Barney the Dinosaur materializes three feet away, along with all the Teletubbies*
*Es: dies of sheer Anti-Awesomeness*
*is brought back to life by Chuck Norris, Mr. Rogers, and the Ninja Turtles, whose combined Awesomeness re-kills Es, leaving her paradoxically alive and dead at the same time*
*changes name to Shroedinger's Cat*
*ties buttered toast to self*
*jumps out window while the house explodes*
*fails to land on feet or butter-side down, spins, perpetual motion ensues*
*Someone comes along and removes the toast, allowing me to land on my feet*
*we run, with Barney in hot pursuit*
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*sees leo and yells at him for not studying for exams*
*goes back to study for exams and notices that crickets stole the notes*
*chases crickets with a baseball bat covered in grease*
*slips on own bat*
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*continues running with crickets, noticing that they ALSO stole my computer.*
*while running, tells Shanker that I can't study as they stole my computer!!*
*curses myself for not writing anything down, doesn't notice the open manhole in front of me*
*falls into the manhole, crickets shut it and weld it down*
DAMN THESE THINGS!!!
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(I've created a monster! A loveable monster! Like if you were to interbreed Yoda, ET, and an Ewok. This is the result, invariably.)
*Runs up with an arc-welder, realises that she doesn't know how to use it, so pulls out the soldering iron instead, since she CAN use IT*
*Starts to remove the welds*
*gets trampled by Barney, who just got shot down by a Tie-Fighter*
*The Death Star explodes*
*Here on Earth, the shockwave shakes the manhole open*
*Es: falls in*
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*welcomes Estelore to the inside of the manhole*
*crickets watch us from above, and laugh*
*I pull out my rifle and pick them off, one at a time*
*Thunderclouds appear, and it starts raining vodka*
*barney gets drunk, falls down a cliff*
*I collect all the vodka I can... =D*
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*bursts into flames at the proximity of the Vodka, which is an amazingly combustible substance, and I'm just THAT HOT. ;) :-**
God-mod:
*Leo weeps at the loss of the Vodka*
End God-mod.
*to console him, Es pulls out a pint of rum and a fifth of scotch, apparently from nowhere*
*chugs the scotch, feels no effect, hands Leo the rum*
*walks down the tunnel, runs into Master Splinter, bows, keeps going, stomps lingering cricket*
*cricket zombifies and follows closely behind, spying*
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*drinks the rum, and instantly feels happy and upbeat.*
*follows Estelore*
*sees the zombie cricket, pulls out Gene Simmons' guitar, and bashes the cricket*
*cricket evaporates at the sheer electrical power of the rock*
*underground manhole explodes, and we find ourselves now looking at the sky*
*Starts singing Beatles songs, with the Crickets providing the harmony*
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*"Penny lane, there is a barber showing photographs of all the people...to know...hello!*
*...kicking Edgar Allen Poe...we are the eggmen, I am the walrus!...*
*Hey, Jude...sad song...be-e-e-ter..."*
*snaps out of it, kills the hypnotic crickets, crickets revive as zombies*
*Great Poohbah Cricket makes a new appearance*
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*kills crickets*
*burns crickets so that they dont come back as crimson heads*
*shudders at the thought of crimson heads*
*sees crimson head crickets*
*runs as fast as possible*
*knocks into est and leo*
*we all tumble down a hill and land in the ocean*
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*starts swimming as fast as I can away from the seashore*
*MORE crickets come, take a tip from Darwin, and grow fins and shark teeth (thats why I dislike science :P ;D :D :P)
*eyes widen, and I grab onto the road-runners neck so I can get out of there more quickly*
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*gets the Heck outta' that water before it mutates ME, too*
*wonders what a crimson head is*
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*gets out of the water with only a slight mutation*
*wipes head with tentacle*
*goes onto huge rant describing what a crimson head is showing resident evil to everyone*
*proceeds to find a rocket launcher and DESTROY the crickets*
*crickets*
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*che-Deet che-Deet che-Deet che-DeSTOMP!!!*
*wonders if we are trapped in an endless cycle of...nah, couldn't happen*
*Pulls out a grenade, seemingly out of nowhere, and chucks it at an imaginary creature*
*Bloo: Hey! What was THAT for?!*
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*runs up to Shanker, and tells him to use his science-whatso-magic thingy to make the crickets disappear into a vacuum or something*
*turns around, and realizes that I'm surrounded by crickets.*
*grabs a sword from my pocket and threatens the crickets* (because I'm just that cool)
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*turns into an Elf, straight outta' Tolkien, and starts firing arrows at amazing speeds into the cricket horde*
*starts counting cricket kills*
*41...48...57...*
*Wait...I don't have that many arrows, though....*
*What have I been shooting at the crickets?*
*"I am cinne-mon, I is da winna' mon!"*
*drops bow and runs away from the cereal commercial, brought to life*
*crickets follow in hot pursuit*
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In another location:
*Gaz42 is on RAF when she hears the chirping outside.*
*she decides to look outside to see what the weather is like*
*She opens the door and looks down on the porch*
*Sitting there is a cricket*
*Gaz42 looks down and says "Aw...a cricket."*
*Seconds later the cricket jumps up and tries to nibble on her shin."*
*"GAH! Get off!" She shakes her leg and notices she is surrounded by sinister looking crickets.*
*She steps on one, but it comes near her dragging itself by it's little stick legs. They chirp for backup!*
*Gaz42 hops on her bike and flees for her life, a cacophony of crunches follow under her wheels. As do zombi-fied crickets*