Richard's Animorphs Forum
RAF Section => Introductions & Departures => Topic started by: General Vulcan on January 17, 2009, 10:19:23 PM
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*mysteriously poofs into existence*
ill explain more later
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Well, hi!
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*appears with a swirl of his cloak*
Okay, we have the person who appears with a puff of smoke, and the guy who Appariates.
Anyway, welcome.
*tugs his cloak to vanish*
Uh . . . can you get off my cloak for a bit? Thanks.
*vanishes in a swirl of his cloak*
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Welcome to RAF, general vulcan. I hope you enjoy yourself here. :)
... But be cautious. We are the source of all madness. >:)
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You're a newb, not a noob. So far at least. ;)
Welcome!
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Welcome to to Hells sister/brother/thing: RAF I hope you enjoy survivin-er, socializing.
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*flies in*
Hello. Welcome welcome. Please ignore sanity. Well, don't remember it. Because it doesn't exist here. Something to do with a sanity black hole or something. I'm a bit fuzzy on the details. But in any case...
HI
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Hell?
No, Hell would be filled with boring self-absorbed people. That's quite the opposite of what you'll find here. We are all quite mad here, though.
So, anyway, here's a whirlwind tour of my favorite places:
Here is the Introduction/Departure board where you are encouraged to talk about yourself (please do, I'm dying of curiosity), and then RAF flies off on a random, yet curiously strong tangent.
The project boards are home to the
E-books Project (mostly complete, and therefore inactive. However, there has been some activity trying to clear up the last little details in support of the Translation Project),
RAFipedia (an encyclopedia of the weirdness that goes on here, headed up by Estelore)
The Audiobooks project, a full-cast audio version of Animorphs, which is currently reactivating. There are many non-acting positions open, plus quite a few parts (especially extras) as well. Mrguy, Morfowt, and myself are currently heading that.
The Translation Project (http://animorphsforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,1907.0.html) (actually in the Other Books board currently), a recently started project/mutual support group for translations into other languages. With a lot of random language-geekyness. Currently, there's been interest in French (Dameg, Tocade, Anidragon), Chinese (Morfowt), Indonesian (Nat), and Esperanto (myself)--but as far as I know, no real goals have been set yet. Personally, I'm only interested in continuing work on my translation once the Audiobooks are moving along well.
General Discussions: Life, General, Media, and Bored. These are the most popular boards in general and are home to all kinds of crazy stuff. I really don't think I can summarize these, but be sure to check them out.
Actually, come to think of it, would someone more experienced explain the difference between Life and General? I don't really get it myself.
Anyway, hope you enjoy your stay.
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Welcome to RAF, General Vulcan!
It's very good to meet you. :)
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*mysteriously poofs into existence*
ill explain more later
welcome, newbie :)
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wHELLcome, Vulcan.
Are you a true general? It must be useful to us, don't you think, Esplin?
Wild, you forgot 2 projects!!! How could you!?
The Webcomic project: making the comic of Animorphs.
The RPG project: I'll do it in French, but with some RAFians, we gona translate. And RAFians also help ^^ a lot!
And about the Ebook project, we're still waiting for Everworld #10 ebook.
Now I think we didn't forget any project ^^
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Wow, I didn't even know about the RPG and Comic projects.
Hmm. I wonder if we've scared Vulcan off?
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I don't think so, just let him time to answer ^^
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Wow, I didn't even know about the RPG and Comic projects.
Hmm. I wonder if we've scared Vulcan off?
He mysteriously poofed OUT of existence, eh?
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Come on! Why do these people keep getting scared off? >:(
I mean, we cleaned up all the bodies!
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All?
Then what that hand doing on your foot, faerie?
j/k ;)
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Oh, crap. Dumb zombies.
*picks up hand, and pitches it away*
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We aren't scary. :(
(http://www.clipartof.com/images/clipart/xsmall2/5840_insane_man_in_a_strait_jacket_and_padded_room.jpg)
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lol if he didn't run away before, he does now...
Stop scarying the new members! We need more people for the Sharing!!
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*poofs into existence*
im not scared off i juist havent communicated with you in a while. This is because I dont use computers. I dont need them. Instead i can store files in my brain and access the internet through it. I constantly cant find my files because i am a very disorganized person. As for the bodies you cleaned up, i have some more if you want them. Also, what is this sanity you speak of? i dont quite understand it.
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I forgot something. This can't be heel because hell isnt blue. This could only be hell if it froze over which is quite possible in this weather.
*poofs out of existence*
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Lol. He's perfect.
Pure RAF, and not even a full junior member yet.
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*poofs into existence*
*chuckles*
*poofs out of existence*
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Free bodies you don't need? Great. Please send them to the Sharing. Ask Esplin for the closest address ^^
May you tell us from which species you are from?
Oh, and "sanity" is a Human concept. I don't really understand it yet, and I'm not sure somebody here can explain it. I think it's when a Human acts like the other Humans. But not sure...
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Pfft. Don't ask me. I'm not human either.
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I wonder how many RAFians are human . . . ? ;)
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Hmmm. Not many.
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What are we then?
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I wonder how many RAFians are human . . . ? ;)
probably just a few.
i know i'm not.
*waddles around, anxiously looking for angry plumbers*
(http://www.freewebs.com/countconkula/Mario%20being%20attacked%20by%20Goombas.JPG)
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*clasps his cloak tightly*
I prefer to keep my species secret . . . *remembers what goom a while ago in the "Kill the Person Above You" thread*
Don't . . . even. *charges up a hand with energy*
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Cloaky! Relax. Breath in...and out. It's ok. Nobody is taking your cloak. It's ok.
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Yeah, what she said...
Unless I decide to...
Nah.
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Well, I for one am human. Most days of the month.
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But...humans are so boring!
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Cue the Patrick Stewart Speech (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PatrickStewartSpeech).
"What [Hamlet] said with irony, I say with conviction: What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty. In form, in moving, how express and admirable. In action, how like an angel, in apprehension, how like a god!"
--Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek The Next Generation, "Hide and Q"
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*shrugs*
I still say humans are boring.
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I am human. I think. Maybe I'm a seal in disguise. Maybe I'm a secret identity. Maybe my avatar is me. I don't really know.
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So, horsefan, you're either a seal with an identity crisis or a human with an identity crisis.
Just teasing. ;)
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Lol. So long as you decide eventually. Or maybe you switch! That would be cool...
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Just be careful around the full moon, okay? Weasels are, well, darn scrappy and while one wouldn't be able to finish eating a baby seal...
You know, while the meds usually keep my condition in check, it might be wise to keep a cage handy, just in case.
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*snaps his fingers and a wrought-iron cage appears around wild*
'Kay.
. . . Wait -- it isn't a full moon.
*snaps his fingers and the cage vanishes*
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Cloaky, your powers never cease to amaze me...
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Wait 'til you see Esty's, wild. She far surpasses me in power . . .
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well im a non-human ninja with the power of fire. i need the address to send the bodies to.
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Cloaky, your powers never cease to amaze me...
Oh, wild, you don't think I actually created that cage? It's just something I found in RAFstorage. . . .
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Of course not. I already know your powers lie mostly in teleportation.
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Which I really need to work on . . . *mentally counts the times he overshot his goals*
well im a non-human ninja with the power of fire. i need the address to send the bodies to.
Fire? Fire?! Well, you just better stay away from me! *fires up his energy aura* ;)
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nice Cloaky
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Cloaky is...slightly pyrophobic...
And Cloaky, I don't think you can count the number of times you've overshot.
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I am the only living specimen of gum in existence. That explains my attitude. Welcome again to RAF, the only forum with a spamming thread. How can ya beat that?
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A spamming thread?? Which one (Quotes, Random Thoughts, anything in Bored)? Heck, we have spamming parties. Second weekend of every month.
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I have water and cuteness powers. From my seal. His name is Snowball. I decided that just this minute. Yay.
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sorry cloakie. i do have control over my powers and i have no need to have your skin burst into flames so your okay unless you shoot me with that aura ball. Why has nobody given me the address to send the bodies to?!?!?!
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I made a
pool oups... I mean a POLL about species... Please come and vote ^^
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*raises an eyebrow*
Freudian slip, Dameg?
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Welcome again to RAF, the only forum with a spamming thread. How can ya beat that?
sorry to burst your bubble, but a lot of forums have them ::)
our RAFparties DO get insane though.. ;D
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And I like gum, in case you don't know.
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*raises an eyebrow*
Freudian slip, Dameg?
Err... yeah... I mean... no... forget it ^^'
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IS ANYONE GOING TO GIVE ME THE ADDRESS FOR THE BODIES?!?!?!?!?
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Check RAFstorage, General.
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Mmhmm. That's where we put the bodies. But be careful. We've been having some RAFzombie issues.
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What?! Again Faerie?
Oh, yes, and General -- *flicks a small coin-like device with his thumb over his shoulder to General Vulcan* take this GPS unit. Just in case.
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You teleport by GPS? How do you explain finding Death then? Does he have GPS coordinates?
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*fires an energy pulse that misses Wild by inches*
I don't teleport by GPS! I gave him that so we could find him if -- if something happens. You've been here long enough to know anything can happen. I'm handing them out to all RAFians. So far only General, Faerie, Azzy, Yarin and myself have them. Oh, here's yours.
And I don't find Death. He finds me -- and I keep sending him to Laura Mallory. :P He usually replies with "very funny".
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I want one. So I can find out if I live in the Arctic or the Antarctic.
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*in an old-school slight-of-hand, Cloaky pulls the GPS out of horse's ear*
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
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Lol. Now everyone's a magician!
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*pays no mind to faerie as he dumps some GPS units into her arms*
Help me distribute these.
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*drops GPS units*
No! You can't order me around!
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now there all dirty
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*picks up the GPs units without a remark, and surrounds them with his energy. Then he sends them out to every RAFian no matter where they are.*
Wow, that actually worked.
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Huh. Your getting more control. Congratulations.
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*dusts off dirt, and peers at GPS*
I live in Brazil?! :o
*looks closer*
Wait, no, I live in the Arctic. Wow.
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Huh. Now you know your location. Congrats!
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It's nice to know where you live.
*looks up Cloaky's location*
He's...It doesn't say. Wait, What?!
He's whizzing through time and space. Dang.
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Your's must be malfunctioning, horse. I am right here. Perhaps you're tracking someone else?
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*looks at again*
Now It says you're here. Maybe you were when I first looked at it?
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*shakes his head*
Traveling through time and space really upsets my stomach. I don't do it -- anymore.
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*shakes device*
Darn thing. Might of broke when Faerie dropped them. Thanks a lot Faerie!
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*shrugs*
I've done worse things.
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Yes . . . and I have unfortunately witnessed some of them. . . .
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I wanna know!
Sorta...
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Yes . . . and I have unfortunately witnessed some of them. . . .
True. But I thought we weren't going to talk about that.
I wanna know!
Sorta...
Eh. You probably don't.
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Give me one not very bad example.
If you have any that aren't very bad.
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Hmmm. There was the time at Estelore's birthday where we forgot ice cream. So I flew out and got some. When asked why it didn't take long, I said it was because I didn't stop at the cash register. That's one of the less-bad ones...
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I see. Shoplifter! :o
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Very nice. Everyone need to take the five finger discount >:D teleporting helps you do that
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five finger discount?
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Five finger discount is when you steal something.
And Demos, I can't teleport. I can make myself invisible, and fly away, but I can't teleport.
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i can teleport. very helpful
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I just need some water. Then, in a flash I'm gone.
I'm a magic seal.
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Lol. Congratulations! I'm just a faerie. But even the lowest faerie is probably better than a human. We're a modest bunch. ;)
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Very modest ;D
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Agreed. I don't see a single square inch of inappropriately exposed skin.
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*nods towards horse*
Yes. You are a very atypical pinniped. Are you hydrokinetic as well? Have you mastered the water element?
Oh, technically, faerie, I'm in the clear -- I didn't give specifics on what I witnessed.
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my gps i saying im in some sea shelf in the indian ocean...i live in a cardboard box in the solomon islands...wtf?!?!
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Hey! They're not perfect, okay.
A cardboard box. For a pyrokinetic. Oooookay.
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I haven't quite mastered water, but I'm getting close.
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Agreed. I don't see a single square inch of inappropriately exposed skin.
Lol
And Horse! Keep working on it!
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Thanks Faerie.
*summons wave out of nowhere, leaps into it, and vanishes*
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*As the wave becomes a tsunami*
Careful horse!
*uses his energy settles the tsunami down*
That wasn't as easy as I would have liked, but it's done.
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*appears again, looking guilty*
Sorry! I...um...went a little overboard, needless to say.
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Don't let it happen again or else all the lesser rafians without magical powers could be DEAD right now!
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and that would be such a shame (sarcasm) *looks around suspiciously*
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Yeah, you probably should be watchin' your back, demos. But that's one of the reasons that more -- gifted, I should say, -- RAFians are here. . . . I didn't do it, I'm sure Esty would.
But seems to be off on one of those intergalactic sojourns she occasionally seem to take. . . .
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Well, after being in space for a very, very long time, you expect her to go out once in a while.
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hmm i have a omen that I'm being threatened some how....
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hmm i have a omen that I'm being threatened some how....
???
Why?
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Yeah, you probably should be watchin' your back, demos.
i don't know but after that was said i had this feeling something was in my closet watching.... waiting..
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Since when did we enter an R. L. Stine book? ;)
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Since when did we enter an R. L. Stine book? ;)
Since I was bored and influenced all your minds so that we upped and went to a book. R. L. Stine was the first I thought of.
In all seriousness, though, I don't know.
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*Waddles over and opens demos's closet*
Oh god, it's a...a...a, well, I really don't know.
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*forms two desert eagles made from bone in hands* were about to find out if it bleeds
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Wee bit bloodthirsty, demos?
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my house, my closet. it ain't payin rent so i will deal with it my way
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*begins to wonder if demos's mother was the Animorph Rachel. . . .*
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problem i was spawned "Satan spawn" remember. Unless Satan had a wife at one point and never told me who my mom was
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I was beginning to wonder about that, demos.
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*shrugs*
Maybe he had a one night stand and is sensitive about it. Who knows.
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sensitive?? that would be news to me
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I'm just throwing out possibilities. You never know.
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Well, you never know. Maybe Satan gets lonely in his dastardly deeds.
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Our RAFlife is starting to turn into a sitcom. Or a drama -- depending on the thread.
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Perhaps a combination of the two?
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il go ask *walks away* *come back with no arms and half a head and one leg* nope he has never a wife...
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*****s head and raises eyebrow*
Demos...you...never mind.
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just so you all know this is VERY painful *limbs and face begin to regenerate*
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I think he's not tellin' you something. How about askin' again? >:D
Perhaps a combination of the two?
A sitdrama or a dramacom.
*shakes head* Never mind -- both sound stupid.
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ok if you want *walks away* *you hear a scream and blood comes from around the corner as my head is thrown into the room* nope i think he said everything....this is worse than last time
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*watches Demos's head roll*
Now that's something you don't see everyday.
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*runs a short distance away and, according to marco, "pukes, technicolor yawns, barfs" and I cant think of anything else.*
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*picks up head*
Hey, Demos! You want this? Or should we just throw it in the RAFstorage?
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Um, RAF storage, quickly, please, he can grow a new head, quick quick quick!
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*body begins to grow from head* i would like you to put me down pleaze
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Gives new meaning to the phrase "heads will roll".
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i would high five you but.... no hands
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*shrugs*
They'll come eventually. So...I'll go put this head in RAFstorage...
*flies away*
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come back!! remember what happened with the leech we don't need the same thing with the zombies...
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*stops*
Right. That...that was not good.
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i can get rid of it if you want just don't give it to the zombies
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Mmm. True. That will just encourage them, and that is NOT a good idea. Here you go
*tosses head at demos*
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*hand turns black as the head lands in my hand. the part i touch turns black and rots, the rot spreds till there is nothing but skull and that turns to dust* necromancy, very handy
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what's that?
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what necromancy?
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"Necromancy" = "death magic" in Greek. Demos can probably describe it better than I can (I never spent much time in the spiritual warfare department), but it's usually good for things like raising zombies, and turning your enemies to a fine powder.
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if it involves dead people, i can do it. If you want a longer description i can give one
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Ugh. It involves zombies? Demos. Is there something you would like to tell us?
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*Holds up ball of water*
Yes demos? Is there SOMETHING you'd like to tell us?
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Yes, I was under the impression that necromancy was a Forbidden Art. Wait -- it was you, wasn't it? You caused those RAF zombie attack a few months ago, didn't you?!
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Oh, come on! Demos, that was SO not cool!
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IT WAS NOT ME!!!!! tho i do like zombie why would i attack with RAF zombies? i like to do it my self. And Forbidden Art is for people who care
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Then who? Use those underworld connections of yours. Find out.
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I wasn't here a few months ago, I'm innocent! Besides, zombies scare me. And I'm to cute to cause zombie attacks.
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using my connections i found out who did it. it was...... me technically, a clone to be exact. i killed him but he's not the only clone....
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Make sure you stay on topic.
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horse, your cuteness would not keep zombies away because zombies have no feeling therefore they would not go "Awww!" it would be more along the lines of "MRAHHHHH!"