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Animorphs Section => Animorphs Fan Fiction & Art => Topic started by: Toominator Z on September 22, 2008, 03:34:19 PM
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After the end of Chapter 6: The Capture
Marco: Good to have you back Jake. That Yeerk must have been a real headache.
Jake: Real funny Marco. The only reason you guys even noticed he was in my head was because I laughed at one of your jokes.
Marco: And it’s my fault Yeerks have a better sense of humor than humans? And WAY better than Andalites for that matter.
Ax: <I believe the word you are looking for is “worse”. It is the antonym of the word you were using.>
Tobias: <Did Ax just use sarcasm? Yeerk!>
In Tobias and Ax’s woods
Tobias: <So, if you were a war prince and morphed into a female, would that make you a war princess?>
After the end of the war in an alternate reality where Rachel lives
Marco: Isn’t it awkward sleeping with your wife when you’re still stuck in the body of a twelve year old kid?
Tobias: <Nah, I’ve got good genes. I’m hung like a horse.>
More coming soon!
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Hahaha, nice job!
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Ha ha! Nice! Post more Toomin!
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Ax gets Tobias in a head-lock.
Ax: <Say Uncle!>
Marco and Ax leaving the fair.
Jake: Woah, how did you guys get all that money?!
Marco: I entered Ax in a hot-dog eating contest.
Al Gore sees some hideous beast Visser 3 morphs.
Al Gore: Holy crap, it's Man-Bear-Pig!
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!
At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
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Hahaha!! These are great, Toomin :) Good job, keep up the good work. What they said...Lol.
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Hahaha, I love it!
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Haha! Nice, Toomin.
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haha nice, the last two were hilarious
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Glad you enjoyed 'em guys. I'll try thinking up some more tomorrow. :)
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Marco: Isn’t it awkward sleeping with your wife when you’re still stuck in the body of a twelve year old kid?
Tobias: <Nah, I’ve got good genes. I’m hung like a horse.>
At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
ROFL LOL LMAO
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*can't breathe...laughing. ..hurts...gaaaahh!!!*
;D
Brilliant, my friend. Truly brilliant.
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School
Teacher: And what's your excuse Jake?
Jake: My Andalite ate my homework.
After Tobias finds out his dad is Elfangor
Tobias: So, my mom was human and my dad was an Andalite. Wouldn't that be beastiality?
Marco: No, it's called inter-species erotica.
Interview with Visser 3
Reporter: So, why is it that your are so short-tempered and why are all your morphs such monstrous beasts?
Visser 3: I'm insecure of my small penis.
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!
In dolphin morphs in the ocean
Marco: Wow, I hate to admit it, but you were right Rachel. The water's great today. Tastes a little saltier than usual though.
*sees Tobias on top of Rachel*
Marco: What are you guys do....
*gags*
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Ax gets Tobias in a head-lock.
Ax: <Say Uncle!>
ROFL!
Great thread, but isn't this the same as the "Things the Animorphs would never say" thread?
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Great thread, but isn't this the same as the "Things the Animorphs would never say" thread?
It is similar, but its not the same.
Hahaha.. inter-species erotica... pure gold, man!
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Do not get these:
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!
At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
School
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!
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Ax gets Tobias in a head-lock.
Ax: <Say Uncle!>
*snort giggle*
Zom-GAWD. Wins thread.
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Ax gets Tobias in a head-lock.
Ax: <Say Uncle!>
Marco and Ax leaving the fair.
Jake: Woah, how did you guys get all that money?!
Marco: I entered Ax in a hot-dog eating contest.
Al Gore sees some hideous beast Visser 3 morphs.
Al Gore: Holy crap, it's Man-Bear-Pig!
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!
At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
THESE ARE FUNNY!!! The other ones were not the best gags I've ever heard of unfortunately... no offence.
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Do not get these:
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!
At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
School
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!
Yeah Im with u on the first one but how could u not get the other two? they're the funniest ones...well next to the Visser Three and Inter-species erotica one
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Do not get these:
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!
At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
School
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!
Yeah Im with u on the first one but how could u not get the other two? they're the funniest ones...well next to the Visser Three and Inter-species erotica one
Leeran=mind readers
Ax=something that looks kinda like a deer. It is a doe. Ax looks at doe. Am I the only one who can put two and two together ::), other than Toominator of course?
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Morfowt is a youngling with an unperverted mind. Let him continue to be.
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I second Estelore's thoughts. I didn't clarify any of the jokes for a reason. If ya didn't get the joke, don't worry about it. It's a good thing.
Also, I noticed there seems to be a direct correlation between the indecency of the joke and how funny the joke is. More indecency coming soon. :)
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haha uhoh, MORE indecent?...your right tho, the raunchier the funnier lol whats wrong with us
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Do not get these:
A Leeran and Ax in the woods
*female deer runs by*
Leeran: Oh come on Ax, that's disgusting!
At Jake's house.
*Marco walks into Jake's room and finds Homer licking himself then leaves to living room and sees Homer on the couch*
Marco: Jake?
*Homer barks*
Marco: Oh dear God!
School
At Jake's house
Cassie: No, Jake. That's final. It's not happening.
Jake: But pigs have 20 minute orgasms! TWENTY MINUTES!
Yeah Im with u on the first one but how could u not get the other two? they're the funniest ones...well next to the Visser Three and Inter-species erotica one
Leeran=mind readers
Ax=something that looks kinda like a deer. It is a doe. Ax looks at doe. Am I the only one who can put two and two together ::), other than Toominator of course?
in this case, two and two equals...cloud?
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No, Morfowt, 2 + 2 = Fish. Jeez, what are they teaching you kids? ::)
;)
Kidding.
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cloud? wtf morfowt? you're a confusing kid :P
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not as confusing as that blooper...
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No Morfowt, it's you. Trust me, it's you. The twenty minute orgasm thing is Jake wanting them to morph pigs and have twenty minute orgasms together. You do know what an orgasm is, right?
These are really good.
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You do know what an orgasm is, right?
um...not really. does it have to do with organs?
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You do know what an orgasm is, right?
um...not really. does it have to do with organs?
It's the best part of having sex. Everything builds up to that, and it's one of the best feelings in the world.
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*exasperation* Please guys, respect the younger members of this forum. My jokes are raunchy enough as it is. If they don't get it, leave them be.
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Yeah, really. If he doesn't know, then he doesn't need to know. At least not right now. I'm sure he'll find out about it when he's older. Or discovers romance novels by accident. Whichever comes first.
Though I will admit that the Homer thing confused me for a few minutes...*Twitches*
These are hilarious and disturbing. Very, very disturbing. On so many levels.
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You do know what an orgasm is, right?
um...not really. does it have to do with organs?
um...wow! :o :-\ :sign0069: LOL how old r u again Morf?
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*exasperation* Please guys, respect the younger members of this forum.
u, the only younger members here r me, ken, morf, and skye and morf's the only....confused one soooooooooooooooooo ...forgot where I was going with this
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*exasperation* Please guys, respect the younger members of this forum.
u, the only younger members here r me, ken, morf, and skye and morf's the only....confused one soooooooooooooooooo ...forgot where I was going with this
ehem! I'm the YOUNGEST member here! I AM SO OFFENDED! Although, I'm definately not the one anyone needs to worry about. I have watched more R rated movies than I can count. No joke. In fact I learned to read off of Lord of the Rings (I know it's only PG13 but you get the point,). So no worries, for me at least.
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Innocence is overrated.
Still can't think of any good bloopers.
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Is there anything that you don't think is "overrated"?
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You do know what an orgasm is, right?
um...not really. does it have to do with organs?
um...wow! :o :-\ :sign0069: LOL how old r u again Morf?
about the same age as you. 14.
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I second Toomin's sentiment. Let the kid stay uncorrupted while he can.
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Well, if the OP, my girlfriend, and Este say so, I'll lay off the explanations.
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OP?
= what?
Thank you, though, Nohensen. :)
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It's short for Original Poster. Basically, the guy that started the thread.
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Ah. Thanks!
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You do know what an orgasm is, right?
um...not really. does it have to do with organs?
um...wow! :o :-\ :sign0069: LOL how old r u again Morf?
about the same age as you. 14.
um...wow! :o :-\ :sign0069:
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You do know what an orgasm is, right?
um...not really. does it have to do with organs?
um...wow! :o :-\ :sign0069: LOL how old r u again Morf?
about the same age as you. 14.
Okay, this is what I don't get. Why do I, a ten year old little girl, know what an orgasm is yet, you, a FOURTEEN year old boy, not know? :sign0069:
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just leave morf alone and let him keep his innocence.
stop asking why he doesn't know this stuff, clearly he has been unharmed by society and he should stay as pure as he can
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I'm sorry, but I've decided to stop posting for this thread. I thought about it and the way it headed it's not something I'd want my sisters reading and they're around the same age.
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:(
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aww lol you could just keep it clean and still funny tho
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hey, you can still post clean ones, like the first few!
but i like how you keep your sisters in mind. kudos to you man.
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Oh, screw your sisters. And I mean that totally in context. >:D
Kidding.
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interesting...
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You do know what an orgasm is, right?
um...not really. does it have to do with organs?
um...wow! :o :-\ :sign0069: LOL how old r u again Morf?
about the same age as you. 14.
Okay, this is what I don't get. Why do I, a ten year old little girl, know what an orgasm is yet, you, a FOURTEEN year old boy, not know? :sign0069:
I don't know...
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it's ok. step away from V... *pushes Morfowt behind him*
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:(
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I have no problem with this thread continuing, provided there are no more inappropriate discussions. To all of you who were discussing inappropriate (not to mention off topic) subjects, you have been warned. If it continues, I will lock the thread.
Having said that, I like your bloopers Toomin and would be happy to see more "clean" ones.
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yay! go phoenix!
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Visser Three was talking to the Garatron, when he noticed the Garatron had a lot of spare cash.
<Where did you get that?>
<Igotajobasanauction eer.>
[spoiler] It means he got a job as an auctioneer. Those guys that auction stuff off, while talking extremely fast. The Garatron was that almost Andalite looking alien that moved and spoke very fast. Book 42, I believe.[/spoiler]
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fyi, jokes work better when you dont explain them
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That's why the explanation was down further than the rest. Of course, any joke that needs to be explained probably isn't a good one. It's the first thing I came up with.
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and it's book 37, not that it matters.
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he ,nice nohensen.
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That, was funny. I had to look closely to see it but I get it. ;)
<Whydoeseveryonealwa ys-hitme!>
<What?>
<Whydoeseveryonealwa ys-hitme!>
<Beg your pardon?>
<WHYDOESEVERYONEALWA YS-HITME!!!!>
<A bit slower if you can, it gets really hard to read while your talking this fast. And what's with the dash?>
<Why.Does.Everyone.A lways.Hit.Me. Duuuhh! Didn'tyougetthememo!Newlisteningwelltea stsaretobeheldbymeb ecausepeopletendtos aytheycan'tunderstandmewhichI don'tunderstand. Youwillbeinmyfirstc lass. The.dash.is.so.that .people.won't.think.i'm.saying.bad.words. DUUHHHHH!!!!>
<Ahah.>
The second part says something that I have no idea about. But it says something about a good listener test and Visser Three being in his first class. I couldn't even reread it!
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WH-AT????? hahaha...