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Animorphs Section => Animorphs Fan Fiction & Art => Topic started by: V2113 on September 18, 2008, 02:50:07 PM

Title: Animunch
Post by: V2113 on September 18, 2008, 02:50:07 PM
Do you wanna eat like Joe Bob Fenestre? Then come to Animunch, where the ex-controllers eat free. Try our daily specials like fried Visser on a stick or Yeerk Souffle! If you want to watch some evil mind stealing slugs scream in pain come to the Animunch today!

I really don't know what to do with this but I might make a fanfic. Not sure. I could make a rpg. I'll think on that.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: V2113 on September 22, 2008, 03:04:10 PM
Animunch's will soon be coming to your town! Look for the A and come to the Animunch today!
By the way, I know that this is just plain wrong on so many levels. But it is kina funny if you really think about it. *really thinks about it*  :barf: Actually it's just even more disturbing.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: SuperBlue on September 22, 2008, 03:19:33 PM
lol
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: traycon3 on September 22, 2008, 03:20:23 PM
This is just...disturbing on so many levels...I mean, really. Ronald shouldn't be the mascot of Animunch. It should be Visser Three! ^__^ (I saw Ronald in the pic.)
I'm curious, though. What's on your menu? Besides these specials of yours, I mean.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: V2113 on September 22, 2008, 04:07:19 PM
(The reason Ronald McDonald is the mascot is because i found the picture of McDonalds online and I only just began editing it)


MENU

Soups

$1.25 Yeerk Noodle Stew
$1.35 Yeerk Chowder

Kids Menu
Each order comes with a free ice cream, juice, and Yeerk on a stick.
$2.00 Yummy Yeerky Mac 'n' Cheese
$2.00 Yeerk Fingers
$2.00 Spagetti and Sub-Visser
$2.00 Yeerk and Chips

This is all I've thought up so far. I think I'm going to barf though...
This is an unfinished menu. The grand opening hasn't happened yet. But it will happen as soon as I get the menu set up. Then, we'll see about taking orders, that is if I'm not killed by an angry yeerk mob first.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: traycon3 on September 22, 2008, 04:40:01 PM
((Kk, just wondering. XD
Oh, hey, can I get, uh, one order of Yeerk Fingers and an order of Yeerk Chowder?))
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: SuperBlue on September 22, 2008, 05:09:23 PM
what about Taxxon Burgers :( ME WANT A BURGER!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: V2113 on September 22, 2008, 05:56:26 PM
what about Taxxon Burgers :( ME WANT A BURGER!!!!!!!!!!

It wouldn't be a Taxxon burger, it would be more like Taxxon jello or Taxxon mush. A Hork-Bajir burger however... OMG i just thought of Toby! be right back...  :barf:
...Alright. I'm okay. Jara Burger! Ket Burger! EEWWWW! :barf:

Sorry about that. Hork-Bajir are to be pitied not pitted. and fried. then put on a plate with a side of Yeerk Chowder.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: SuperBlue on September 22, 2008, 05:59:47 PM
I was thinking Hork bajir burger at first but then...

1. I dont think u'd want to eat them since we're supposed to hate Yeerks, not kill their involuntery slaves.

2. Taxxons are voluntery so my pity for them is at %0

3. Since everything on the menue is gross  idecided to add another gross thing. Hork Bajir burgers actually dont sound all that bad, but Taxxon burgers....just image a piece of Taxxon Jello/meat wedged between two hamburger buns
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: Gumby on September 22, 2008, 08:13:55 PM
Then, we'll see about taking orders, that is if I'm not killed by an angry yeerk mob first.

How could a yeerk mod kill, you, slime you to death?
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: Liz on September 22, 2008, 08:18:08 PM
Can I get a Yeerk Pool Sludge Shake?
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: Gumby on September 22, 2008, 08:42:43 PM
Okay, that is just gross. How 'bout Kentucky Fried Yeerk?
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: traycon3 on September 22, 2008, 08:47:01 PM
Mmm. Both of those sound so delicious.
What about special sludge sauce? Or maybe Yeerk slime sauce? Both would go great with the Yeerk fingers.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: V2113 on September 23, 2008, 05:24:26 PM
Okay, that is just gross. How 'bout Kentucky Fried Yeerk?

Weird. I was think of doing either KFY or the McDonalds thing. How did u do that?  :o
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: SuperBlue on September 23, 2008, 05:34:26 PM
Okay, that is just gross. How 'bout Kentucky Fried Yeerk?

Weird. I was think of doing either KFY or the McDonalds thing. How did u do that?  :o

Not that hard. those two are the only places I can think of that would actually consider serving this
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: Estelore on September 23, 2008, 09:32:07 PM
Hmmmn. I'll have Hammerhead Shark and Chips, please, from Long Yeerk Silver's. What? All out? Make it a Leeran Basket, then, and add some HushLerdethaks and Venber-on-the-Cob.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: V2113 on September 24, 2008, 05:13:45 PM
Then, we'll see about taking orders, that is if I'm not killed by an angry yeerk mob first.

How could a yeerk mod kill, you, slime you to death?

Good point. Oh and by the way those evil slugs didn't get me, obviously. Or maybe they did, and crawled into my ear to change the menu.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: SuperBlue on September 24, 2008, 07:17:44 PM
SoooooooOOOOOoooooo OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOo ooo the food here is awfully similar to the food at Mcdonald's u might wanna change the menue to sumthing sanitary before Ronald sues u. LOL
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: V2113 on September 24, 2008, 08:18:15 PM
SoooooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooo the food here is awfully similar to the food at Mcdonald's u might wanna change the menue to sumthing sanitary before Ronald sues u. LOL
  :sign0069:

Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: SuperBlue on September 25, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
SoooooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooo the food here is awfully similar to the food at Mcdonald's u might wanna change the menue to sumthing sanitary before Ronald sues u. LOL
  :sign0069:



Its just a joke bout how bad McDonald's food is
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: V2113 on September 25, 2008, 04:33:52 PM
Oh, I should've thought of that.  :( Good one, Blue!
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: Nateosaurus on September 26, 2008, 04:39:27 AM
Hahaha I just saw an ad on TV for a restaurant called "Slug and Lettuce"

Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: V2113 on September 27, 2008, 11:21:49 AM
ATTENTION:
the Grand Opening hasn't happened yet. I have only given a sample of the menu and a ruff draft picture for your entertainment while you wait for me to finish editing and typing. Okay? Oh but, by all means go ahead and put ideas here while you wait.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: SuperBlue on September 27, 2008, 12:33:36 PM
how about Andalite Bandit Burgers LOL or Tom Tomato soup
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: Gumby on September 30, 2008, 09:49:30 PM
Maple Ginger oatmeal.
Title: Re: Animunch
Post by: Estelore on September 30, 2008, 09:50:03 PM
INSTANT. Don't you forget the INSTANT part!