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Title: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 04, 2015, 10:20:21 PM
I am a crazy person. I recently found out about the Animorphs Alliance club-thing that used to exist. How can I acquire the merchandise from it?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 04, 2015, 11:46:53 PM
I feel your craziness mannnn, I want all that stuff too :crazy:. I've hunted on Amazon and Ebay and racked the selves of my used bookstore. This only bit of random merchandise I've was the board game.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 05, 2015, 09:58:00 AM
Shoot. AFK; inventing a time machine.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 05, 2015, 10:52:57 AM
Hmmmmmm http://www.amazon.com/Animorphs-Set-One-Cassie-Customizable/dp/1582366128/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1436111531&sr=8-1&keywords=animorphs+card+game (http://www.amazon.com/Animorphs-Set-One-Cassie-Customizable/dp/1582366128/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1436111531&sr=8-1&keywords=animorphs+card+game) http://www.amazon.com/Milton-Bradley-Animorphs-Invasion-Game/dp/B00000IWE6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1436111557&sr=8-1&keywords=animorphs+board+game&pebp=1436111559534&perid=0C1FXQQ81Y8XMJTNCGMK (http://www.amazon.com/Milton-Bradley-Animorphs-Invasion-Game/dp/B00000IWE6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1436111557&sr=8-1&keywords=animorphs+board+game&pebp=1436111559534&perid=0C1FXQQ81Y8XMJTNCGMK)
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 05, 2015, 03:46:54 PM
The board game isn't too hard to find. This (http://web.archive.org/web/20000815075633/http://www.scholastic.com/animorphs/alliance/index.htm) is.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 05, 2015, 06:39:34 PM

You need a time machine for that
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 05, 2015, 07:56:20 PM
You really think so? Might there be some surviving merch from the Alliance?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 05, 2015, 08:23:19 PM
Well, http://www.hiracdelest.com/database/merch/bookclubs/bookclubs.htm (http://www.hiracdelest.com/database/merch/bookclubs/bookclubs.htm) someone had to scan those images in. Thus, someone has them. It's manhunt time.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 06, 2015, 06:54:55 AM
OH YES!
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 06, 2015, 11:03:08 AM
I'll grab the rifle. >:D
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 06, 2015, 02:57:44 PM
I just contacted Hirac Delest's Issam to see if he knows anything.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 06, 2015, 04:13:37 PM
If you get anything back from him, let me know.  Now  I WANT THE F*CKING ANIMORPHS ALLIANCE PACK! Thanks :)
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 06, 2015, 04:42:47 PM
That's what I'm planning on! I'll post updates on this thread (as will you, I assume).
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 06, 2015, 04:54:55 PM
Cool. So far I'm like the only one checking this thread, so I'll see your search for the AA stuff.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 06, 2015, 07:16:34 PM
Probably should have chosen a different acronym. This is not Alcoholics Anonymous stuff. I've seen similarly bad acronyms, like... I'll save you your sanity, but trust me. These are nasteh. (Yes, nasteh.)
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 06, 2015, 07:19:18 PM
 :rofl2: Wow, what if you found Alcoholics Anonymous stuff instead?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 06, 2015, 07:32:44 PM
With the luck of an average web surfer, I would.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 06, 2015, 07:34:57 PM
http://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/find-aa-resources (http://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/find-aa-resources) It's time to get over your addiction.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 06, 2015, 07:37:10 PM
To Animorphs?

M drug/alcohol/dralcohol intervention has failed, sir.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 06, 2015, 07:43:29 PM
But your alcohol addiction has destroyed your life. You pushed away all your friends and family. Your fiance, Cassie is leaving you because of your addiction!
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 06, 2015, 09:10:57 PM
Hopefully not the Cassie from the Animorphs books. She's friendly, but rather obnoxious. She's quite a hypocrite, as well.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 06, 2015, 09:17:33 PM
Nah, it's book Cassie. She did you right mannnnnnnnnn.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Quaf on July 07, 2015, 02:02:16 AM
I want this.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 02:04:45 AM
What, The Alcoholics Anonymous membership?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Quaf on July 07, 2015, 02:07:37 AM
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Did i mention ha?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 02:09:30 AM
http://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/find-aa-resources (http://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/find-aa-resources) Quaf, it's time to get over your addiction too. You don't want to end up like poor old yeerksalad.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Quaf on July 07, 2015, 02:14:55 AM
My name is Quaf
and I am an alcoholic.

(just watched confessions of a shopoholic. terrible movie.)
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 02:21:41 AM
Good going Quaf! ;D
That's the first step in recovery ;)
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 07, 2015, 02:34:18 AM
But your alcohol addiction has destroyed your life. You pushed away all your friends and family. Your fiance, Cassie is leaving you because of your addiction!

Would it be possible to end one's alcohol addiction by morphing and demorphing?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 02:35:50 AM
No. That's a mental thing. The only way you can fix your problem is if start the program like Quaf.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 07, 2015, 02:36:52 AM
http://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/find-aa-resources (http://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/find-aa-resources) Quaf, it's time to get over your addiction too. You don't want to end up like poor old yeerksalad.

Meanwhile, lots of Andalites will need the services of Overeater's Anonymous.  Most Andalites in human morph can't seem to resist food!  They eat anything in sight!
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 02:38:37 AM
We are talking about real world problems here.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 07, 2015, 02:39:16 AM
No. That's a mental thing. The only way you can fix your problem is if start the program like Quaf.

What if I were to acquire someone who ISN'T addicted to alcohol, then morph that person?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 07, 2015, 02:41:18 AM
We are talking about real world problems here.


Overeating IS a real world problem.  I related it to Animorphs by talking about Andalites who morph human and can't resist eating everything in sight!
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 02:43:04 AM
Still no. You will still have your mind in this new morph. And your mind is alcoholic.

Real world, as in the world we live in. We live do not live in the world of animorphs. Therefor this andalite problem is a nonissue.

Also, I said this before, don't double post.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 07, 2015, 12:17:16 PM
A conversation about hunting down old, no-longer-produced merchandise turns into a conversation about addiction. This escalates into a discussion of a theoretical world with a potential cure for alcoholism.

I love this forum.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 01:45:41 PM
This thread's doing good. I've already helped Quaf to the steps of leading an alcohol free life.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 07, 2015, 08:00:09 PM
This thread's doing good. I've already helped Quaf to the steps of leading an alcohol free life.

I had hoped that the morphing and demorphing process would heal whatever makes people vulnerable to alcohol addiction.

Morphing and demorphing should heal the physical damage caused by alcohol abuse.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 07, 2015, 08:50:23 PM
Physical damage, yes. Mental damage, not so much.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 09:43:21 PM
Your mind still stays with you from morph to morph.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 07, 2015, 11:11:37 PM
Right. Physical damage will be fixed. Mental damage will not.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 11:16:55 PM
Got anything back from issam? or AA?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 07, 2015, 11:22:34 PM
Nothing yet. I'm expecting this to take a few weeks. Issam has a life. AA... uh... meow

TRIES TO BE FUNNY
FAILS
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 07, 2015, 11:26:11 PM
Still no. You will still have your mind in this new morph. And your mind is alcoholic.

If an alcoholic morphs a non-alcoholic, it would have both an alcoholic mind and a non-alcoholic mind.  I was hoping that the non-alcoholic mind would help the alcoholic mind resist alcohol.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 07, 2015, 11:27:56 PM
Interesting concept.
Tim? IT'S FANFIC TIME.
for you. hahaaaahahahah. not for me
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 11:32:13 PM
That's not how that works. Like not at all. In morphing you get the instincts. Nonalcoholic isn't an instinct. Tim, I must also hold an intervention with you.



Also, MEOW
(http://www.scholastic.com/ems/Trade/101211_RCE/images/ani_1.gif) The RachelCat.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 07, 2015, 11:36:12 PM

Humans aren't born alcoholics. The lack of a dependance might help.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 07, 2015, 11:46:33 PM
We are talking about real world problems here. How is morphing real world?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 08, 2015, 09:53:11 AM
For quite a long while, we've been discussing the Ani-verse. Why are you bringing this up now? The Alcoholics Anonymous thing started off as a joke and has continued to be that way.

Wait, are you making a joke?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 08, 2015, 12:55:21 PM
Mayyyyyyybe, depends on how you interpret it. (Yes I'm making a long joke)
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 08, 2015, 01:02:51 PM
We are talking about real world problems here. How is morphing real world?

This discussion is taking place in an Animorphs group, so the possible effect of morphing on alcohol addiction would be on topic!
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 08, 2015, 01:07:43 PM
Actually this topic was about Animorphs Alliance stuff. The AA stuff started as a joke.






 
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 08, 2015, 04:26:58 PM
Yeah. We're EXTREMELY off-topic. Hopefully, someone will mention The Alliance again.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 08, 2015, 04:52:07 PM
THE ALLIANCE! There I just mentioned it.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Quaf on July 09, 2015, 03:23:17 AM
I hate you Dylan. Now I have AA videos in my recommended list on YouTube.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 09, 2015, 06:51:35 AM
Your real name is Dylan?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 09, 2015, 10:21:46 AM
Yes. I like said it in my introduction here.
Also I want this Animorphs Alliance poster (http://www.hiracdelest.com/database/merch/bookclubs/images/alliance/allianceposter.jpg)
Title: Re: How do I get THE GAME
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 09, 2015, 02:08:58 PM
Oh.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 09, 2015, 02:10:35 PM
I like how in the poster, Jake's says "time to meet the tiger" and it shows him morphing leopard
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 09, 2015, 06:01:56 PM
Blessed feces, you're right!

Well, maybe a tiger was going to jump out from behind him after he morphed leopard.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 09, 2015, 07:00:24 PM
Lol, The animals they chose to go with them don't make much since. Rachel and Tobiass' are perfect, the others' not so much. Actually, I guess butterfly for Cassie is alright.
What is a fail is that Ax's quote has nothing to do with cinnabon. I do like Cassie's quote though.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 09, 2015, 10:51:39 PM
I like how in the poster, Jake's says "time to meet the tiger" and it shows him morphing leopard

That part of the poster appears to be from the cover of "The Forgotten".  I had thought that Jake was morphing a Jaguar at the time.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 15, 2015, 12:14:32 PM
http://fyanimorphs.tumblr.com/page/2 (http://fyanimorphs.tumblr.com/page/2) I see someone has Animorphs newsletters...
Gotten anything back from Issam?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 15, 2015, 02:10:48 PM
Nerp.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on August 30, 2015, 06:16:51 PM
Any updates now?????
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on August 30, 2015, 07:35:21 PM
I got a reply on July 6th. Sorry about that. I forgot to tell you.

It says:
Hi YS,

Sorry for the late response. Unfortunately, Animorphs promotional material is no longer in production, and that includes the Alliance book club.

Ebay is really the only place I can think of, but if you're not having any luck there, then maybe look for websites that specialize in toys/collectables and try there.

(If you do end up finding such a site, then let me know. I'd love to get a hold of some of that stuff myself!)

Thanks,

Issam

Hirac Delest
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on August 30, 2015, 09:01:25 PM
Damn :(  That sucks hard


Anything about the AA for you?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on August 31, 2015, 06:32:42 AM
Nope. I'll do some more research sometime, though.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: tigz on September 04, 2015, 04:54:43 PM
slightly off topic but also a bit not. my dad once wrote a letter to scholastic complaining that it was becoming increasingly difficult to find the books in the UK and as some kind of sympathy prize they sent some bookmarks and large A2 sized poster of the megamorphs 1 cover. cant remember if i still have it at my parents house or if i chucked it out. hmm anyway, i also have one of the board games, the marco/rachel version i think. that one is still at my parents place hidingunder the bed collecting dust. lol.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on September 04, 2015, 06:43:24 PM
That's really cool!
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on November 08, 2015, 12:42:19 AM
I have more or less assumed either you have gave up, Issam has died, or every Animorphs Alliance thing has spontaneously combusted :(


https://www.reddit.com/r/Animorphs/comments/3rynnx/how_do_i_get_the_animorphs_alliance_material/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Animorphs/comments/3rynnx/how_do_i_get_the_animorphs_alliance_material/)
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on November 08, 2015, 09:11:44 AM
For the first time in my life, I can say that I have lots of money! Alas, I can't use it for like 5 months, and then I'll have none.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on November 08, 2015, 10:11:14 AM
Sooooooooooo, I'm guessing the last thing happened?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on November 08, 2015, 10:32:56 AM
I just haven't thought about this in a while.

I was looking around and just found this (http://www.walmart.com/ip/Animorphs-Tv-Series-Movie-Poster-11-x-17/30827343?sourceid=csesh0274185b70c2d34887a4617b1d858e5f85&wmlspartner=shoppingcom2&affcmpid=2978349073&tmode=0000&veh=cse&sdc_id=926145889529&affjs=1&affwt=popupBlank). Probably not important, but kind of cool!
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on November 08, 2015, 10:49:20 AM
I actually would probably buy that :P
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on November 08, 2015, 12:30:18 PM
DO IT
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Tim Bruening on November 09, 2015, 03:59:13 PM
I have more or less assumed either you have gave up, Issam has died, or every Animorphs Alliance thing has spontaneously combusted :(


https://www.reddit.com/r/Animorphs/comments/3rynnx/how_do_i_get_the_animorphs_alliance_material/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Animorphs/comments/3rynnx/how_do_i_get_the_animorphs_alliance_material/)

I offer you my condolences for the death of Issam.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on November 09, 2015, 05:07:08 PM
I think you're joking, because Issam is almost definitely alive. HD just isn't a super active website; the last post was sometime in September.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on November 09, 2015, 06:56:01 PM
I'm honestly never sure if he's joking
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on November 09, 2015, 07:47:45 PM
One reason he's awesome.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on November 16, 2015, 10:01:40 PM
Another reason is he's banned :)
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on November 17, 2015, 07:54:12 AM
How do you know? Maybe he's just inactive.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on November 17, 2015, 08:33:48 PM
 Nope. (http://animorphsforum.com/index.php?topic=11961.msg893371#new) He's banned.



(https://49.media.tumblr.com/632b2603278412e8381309d60eb1d078/tumblr_njr9nvsWeW1si3gq6o1_r1_500.gif)
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on November 17, 2015, 08:53:46 PM
He's back in two weeks. Might want to remove the gif.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on November 17, 2015, 08:57:10 PM
He'll probs think that the gif is me saying something about animorphs or elmo or Donald Trump.

Also you should come to the chatroom.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Quaf on July 09, 2016, 08:44:35 AM
http://www.hiracdelest.com/downloads/screensavers.htm (http://www.hiracdelest.com/downloads/screensavers.htm)

Do you know how long it took to find this thread inbetween all of Tims pointless threads because I couldn't remember the damn name to search it?

Anyway, is the 'Sanctuary Club' the same as the the Alliance? Or my brain is just not working tonight. I can't even grammar.
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 09, 2016, 02:37:46 PM
Your noble sacrifice will not go by unnoticed.

I don't think it's the same thing, but it's cool anyway. Thanks for the addition!
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 17, 2016, 05:53:31 PM
I tried downloading the Tobias one but the screensaver wasn't working
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: YeerkSalad on July 17, 2016, 07:56:57 PM
a tragedy
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 18, 2016, 12:38:27 AM
a tragedy
I thought Katrina was bad
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Quaf on July 18, 2016, 12:58:59 AM
Who?
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Dylan on July 18, 2016, 02:11:27 AM
^Hurricane Katrina
Title: Re: How do I get the Animorphs Alliance material?
Post by: Quaf on July 18, 2016, 02:23:24 AM
  Tracy  (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclone_Tracy) was pretty tragic