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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1455 on: March 06, 2011, 05:15:45 AM »
Visser Three:<Tobias it is I...I am your REAL father.>
Tobias:<No thats not true,thats impossible.>
Visser Three:<And as your father,I built the yeerk empire>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1456 on: March 06, 2011, 11:21:52 PM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on February 17, 2011, 07:06:19 PM
     Prior to the events in the conspiracy.

     Tom: Hey guys.
     Yeerk 1: Hey Tom's Yeerk...Why so glum?
     Tom: My host parents are going somewhere, for some family thing.
     Yeerk 1: Well that doesn't sound too bad, Tom's Yeerk.
     Tom: It's for three days.
     Yeerk 2: Ah, that explains it.
     Yeerk 1: We could always just give you a portable kandrona. Maybe even accompany you long enough to restrain Tom.
     Tom: No thanks. I'd much rather go through some half-assed elaborate scheme to get my host parents to let me leave early.

     (Tom turns and falls into a hole)

     Yeerk 1: Are you alright, Tom's Yeerk?
     Yeerk 2: He's fine. He just fell in a plot hole.
     Karen: Hey, Tom's Yeerk. What brings you to the Plot Hole?
     Tom: A poorly thought out Plot point, apparently.
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     The Invasion 1:

     Jake: Why on Earth is there a golf cart in a Zoo?
     Marco: Plot, my friend. Plot.

I thought that first exchange was very funny and poignant. Things would have been so much better (and so less exciting) if K.A. Applegate had thought to use a portable Kandrona generator.

As for the second quote, zoos like The Gardens (and other theme park-like places) often have small electric vehicles like golf carts for transporting park staff around more quickly than walking would take.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1457 on: March 07, 2011, 05:46:47 AM »
Rachel:Tobias have you ever thought about having kids?
Tobias:<I don't know Rachel how that'd work out with me being a bird and all.>
Rachel:Don't you like me Tobias?
Tobias:<Of course I do Rachel but you know I already had kids with another red-tail.>
Rachel:Ah ok...wait what???!!!
Tobias:<Uh..nothing?>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1458 on: March 08, 2011, 08:47:26 PM »
     Crayak: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
     The Ellimist: Quit singing, Wheel of Fortune's on!
     Crayak: What's up with the girl in the dress anyway?
     The Ellimist: She presses the board so the letters appear.
     Crayak: Yea, I know. But do you realise how much money she makes for touching a bunch of squares?
     The Ellimist: I'm trying to watch a show!
     Crayak: Shouldn't we do something, you know, productive? Like, play our game?
     The Ellimist: What game is better than Wheel of Fortune?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1459 on: March 09, 2011, 05:39:37 AM »
Tobias:<Sorry Rachel,I can't be your boyfriend,I am dating Cassie.>
Rachel:I know Tobias,I'm dating Marco.

Jake:Hey wait that means I have to date Ax?
Ax:<It would be an honor to date you Prince Jake.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1460 on: March 09, 2011, 03:48:29 PM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on March 08, 2011, 08:47:26 PM
     Crayak: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
     The Ellimist: Quit singing, Wheel of Fortune's on!
     Crayak: What's up with the girl in the dress anyway?
     The Ellimist: She presses the board so the letters appear.
     Crayak: Yea, I know. But do you realise how much money she makes for touching a bunch of squares?
     The Ellimist: I'm trying to watch a show!
     Crayak: Shouldn't we do something, you know, productive? Like, play our game?
     The Ellimist: What game is better than Wheel of Fortune?

     Drode: *dressed as Alex Trebek* Jeopardy!, that's what!

inb4 Erek walks in with a Drew Carey hologram
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1461 on: March 10, 2011, 12:49:02 AM »
*knock knock*
Visser 3: <Come in.>
Controller1: Sir? I think you should read this.
*Gives him "Animorphs, #1 The Invasion"*
*Visser 3 just stares at the book then...*
Visser3: <You want me to read a children's book?>
Controller1: Sir, um... You should really read it.
Visser3: <YOU WANT ME TO READ A CHILDREN'S BOOK!?!?!?>
Controller1: But, but...
Visser3: <I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!!>
*FWAPP!*

*A few weeks later*
Controller2: But then the bandits are humans?
Controller3: Looks like it.
Controller2: Does the Visser know this?
Controller3: Sinit five-one-two tried to pursuade the Visser but he got killed.
*Suddenly*
Visser3: <Animorphs #6 The Capture? WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!>
Controller3: Sir? It's... It's...
Visser3: <WHY ARE YOU ALL WASTING TIME READING CHILDREN'S BOOKS INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR THE ANDALITE BANDITS!?!?!?!>
*FWAPP! FWAPP!*
Visser3: <THESE ANIMORPHS BOOKS ARE BANNED FROM THE YEERK POOL!!! IF ANYONE IS CAUGHT READING THEM, YOU WILL BE KILLED IMMEDIATELY!!! NOW GO LOOK FOR THE ANDALITES!!!!>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1462 on: March 10, 2011, 01:09:38 AM »
Lol good one!

Visser One: Visser 3...I am your father!
Visser 3: NOOOOO!!!!! *fwap*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1463 on: March 10, 2011, 04:58:56 AM »
LOL Oh yeah nice one cams and good job for yours too Goku
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1464 on: March 10, 2011, 10:14:07 PM »
     Marco: Say, Ax...I always wanted to ask...Do Andalites sweat?
     Ax: My people have created morphing technology and perfected Zero-space travel...And you want to know if we sweat?
     Marco: Well...yea.
     Ax: If you must know, we Andalites have superior sweat glands. Whenever we run, or fight, or do anything recreational our bodies transfer our sweat to someone else's body via Z-Space.
     Marco: ...
     Ax: ...
     Marco: ...
     Ax: Oh look, a bumbleweed.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1465 on: March 10, 2011, 11:01:12 PM »
Wow, thats actually really good
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1466 on: March 11, 2011, 09:17:22 PM »
     (If the Animorphs took place in the year 2011)

     Tom: Jake...I know you and your friends are the Andalite Bandits.
     Jake: What...how?
     
     (Tom shows Jake his Iphone)

     The text message says: Marco, storming the Yeerk Pool. Meet outside School.

     Jake: Dammit! That was supposed to go to Marco!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1467 on: March 11, 2011, 09:23:03 PM »
Lol!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1468 on: March 11, 2011, 09:42:06 PM »
     Yeerk: Hi, I'm a Yeerk.
     Yoort: And I'm a Yoort.
     Yeerk: We've been enslaving the minds of other races for about...fifty years.
     Yoort: Fifty years ago, we decided to stop enslaving other races.
     Yeerk: We focus mainly on a strong military, backed up by a no-slack tolerated social system.
     Yoort: We focus on selling stuff.
     Yeerk: You don't want to mess with us.
     Yoort: Our prices are crazy!
     
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1469 on: March 11, 2011, 09:52:28 PM »
0.o...i could see that one happening
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